Cassava Root Farm

Girls get snatched overseas because they're stupid enough to follow some guy.

Or stay on some farm with a peeping tom? Sorry, but I like our chances out here.

Jeff? Wh-where are you? Where'd you go?

Told you he's a jerk.

Jeff, come on. This isn't cool.

He's just being an ass. Right?

This isn't funny! Jeff!

FBI ! Drop your weapon!

Last warning! Drop it now!

You shouldn't have done that.

How about " you're welcome"? Guy raised his gun.

We could've talked him down.

Jack , last time I checked, words don't make you bulletproof.

It was a clean shot. You wanna review it?

Yeah. Let's forget reviewing it. How about we go for coffee?

Sure.

Oh,let me guess. Rain check? Where you headed?

Thailand.

Most exotic place I've seen lately is Cleveland. Have some pad Thai for me.  

Well, you're welcome to join us overseas anytime. We'd love to have you.

Thanks,but I prefer the comforts of home. Though , I wouldn't mind swapping jets with you, every once in a while.

Not a chance.

Double-time it. Come on, boys. Come on.

What took you so long?

Says the girl who had a huge head start. Huh? I think that's a new record for both of us. It's Jack. I think we got a case.

Yeah, Thailand.

What ,are you telepathic now?

Heart rate,phone calls, and texts. You should really keep up.

Monty's really rubbing off on you.

Hey, just living in 2015. Oh, look at that. Finally updated your little flip phone.

It's highly functional.

Race you back.

Ladies first.

Beat ya. No head start, this time.

Yeah.

Dang! Does that ting have its own zip code?

Listen, you're not lugging around car seats and strollers.

Well,wait till they start playing sports.  You'll have a whole basketball team squeezed in there.

With murders and accidental deaths at a record high, Thailand is quickly becoming one of the deadliest destinations for tourists.

I remember those British backpackers who were murdered there last summer. Guess that didn't stop our viticms from visiting.

What do we got, Jack?