我可能碰到了一堆假的程序猿

前段时间在上看到一片文章，写的是我和我的程序猿男盆友，说的是程序猿的特点： 人傻钱多挂得早，天生闷瓜子，为啥我感觉我遇到的程序狗，一个比一个骚的一瞥，唱歌虽然老跑掉，从头到尾把着麦，吃饭各种会玩，喝酒谁都不会？搞笑；

我可能遇到了一堆假程序狗，不过说了一点倒是没错，除了调bug就是调bug，老司机说的对，电脑修的好，单身单到老；

话不多说，来两个图，乐呵乐呵，莫名奇妙就又好了；

• 介是什么鬼？

  
  
  

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• 我就重启了下工程，然后更新了下什么玩意，然后就好了，完全懵壁...

先带上耳机，酝酿一下，I'm Kaka, adminZz；