My Naughty Son

Joke Master/ 2 minutes

Dear ToastMaster fellow members and guests, good evening. My name is Felix, I'm honoured here tonight to be the Joke Master.

May son is six years old, he is a smart and lovely boy. However sometimes he plays naughty tricks. You can see this is my cellphone, it's covered with a protective wrapper. I think the protective wrapper is important since the cellphone is always a victim to a naughty boy. Yesterday I picked up him from kindergarten, he pushed my cellphone and it fell down to the ground this way. I was standing there looked at the cellphone laying on the ground and raised my head slowly, staring at my son angrily for about 10 seconds. This is the result of my cellphone.

[Show the result.]

Each and every kid likes candy, so does my son. You can see the candy is packed inside a candy bag. My son is not strong enough to tear the candy bag. He is so clever that he cut it with a scissor  After he eating a candy last night, I told him to put away the scissor. Instead of following my instruction, he cut my coat with that scissor. Can you see this hole in my coat? It was the artwork he made last night.

That's all. Appreciated for your listening.

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I think all of you know the anime or manga Doraemon. My son read this manga almost every day. These days he behaviors badly in kindergarten, since he hit other children. As we all know, there is a fat boy in Doraemon, his name is Panfu, Panfu is easy to be angry, when he fells anger he will attack other children. My wife thought my son was impacted by the manga Doraemon.  So she said to my son:"Dear boy, your kindergarten teacher said that you hit other children, did you learn this from the manga Doraemon." My son replied: I did not learn from Doraemon, Panfu hit other children with his fists, however I hit other children with my palms"