代码如诗

用代码写诗，是一个程序员“装逼”的最高形式。

01 未竟的爱

class love {};

void main()

{

        throw love();

}

02 导入灵魂

# This scirpt should save lifes.

import soul

for days in len(life):

  print “happiness”

03 一见钟情

// Love at first sight

if (me.getDistanceTo(you.position) < 200) {

  me.setFeelings({

        inLove: true,

  });

}

04 双面人

public class TwoFaced {

    public String greet() {

        return "Hi! So great to see you!";

    }

    private String think() {

        return "Fucking bitch.";

    }

}

05 期待搁浅

private Boolean she_smiles_for_me() {

  //heart:

  while(true) {

      System.out.printIn(”beat.”);

      try {

          Thread.sleep(86400000)

      } catch (InterruptedException e) {}

    }

    return true;

}

06 舞动的心

using System;

public class PoemCode

{

  private bool dancing_within()

  {

      Boolean me = true;

      while (dancing_within())

      {

        var iables_of_light = "";

        try { int elligently_to;

        object ify_the_world_apart; }

        catch (Exception s)

        {

            int o_the_broken_parts;

            throw; int o_the_seed_of_life;

        }

        Random ashes_of = new Random();

        float ing_devices;

        short age_of;

        char acter_will_never_let_you = 'b';

      }

      return me;

  }

}

07 那叫生活

package together.

the. sun.

and. the. summer.

that. moon.

and. all. stars.

and. those. cool. crazy. cars.

and. the. sky.

its. amazing.

and. all. my. kids. laughing. waving.

call. it. life.

oh. i. wish.

it. just. werent.

a. lie;

08 日常琐事

import java.util.Date;

public class DailyGrind {

  public static final void main(String[] args) {

      boolean its_time_to_go_home = false;

      boolean away_the_hours = true;

      while (away_the_hours) {

      boolean away_the_hours = true;

      Date now = new Date();

      its_time_to_go_home = now.getHours() > 17

      && now.getMinutes() > 30;

        if (its_time_to_go_home) {

            break;

      }

      try {

            Thread.sleep(60000);

      } catch (InterruptedException e) {

            // ignore

      }

    }

  }

}

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其实，Code Poetry代码诗歌在国外已经是一种被学者们认可的诗歌创作形式，并且有程序员都出自己的诗集了。

代码诗歌有两种，一种是代码书写，人可以直接读懂。另一种是代码书写，机器会转化为有趣的声音，图像等。