vbs整人小代码大全

事前准备：创建一个文件夹，后缀名为vbs，在里面编东西即可
参考很多资料，如有不足请谅解

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cmd炫酷代码大全：https://blog.csdn.net/weixin_45445598/article/details/107778938

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vbs整人代码大全

1.循环类

1.1.一直说You are foolish!

do
msgbox "You are foolish!"
loop

1.2.打开无数个计算器（慎用）

会死机！！！！！！！！！

set wsh=createobject("wscript.shell") 
do 
wsh.run "calc" 
loop 

1.3.重复说话100次

Set WshShell = WScript.Createobject("WScript.Shell")
for i = 1 to 100 '100可改成其他数'
WScript.Sleep 1
WshShell.SendKeys"^v"
wshShell.SendKeys"{ENTER}"
next

这个首先你复制你想说的话，点击它后迅速点击打字处即可

1.4.不是循环但是很烦人

WScript.Echo("嘿，谢谢你打开我哦，我等你很久拉！"&TSName) 
WScript.Echo("你是可爱的小朋吗?") 
WScript.Echo("哈,我想你拉，这你都不知道吗？") 
WScript.Echo("怎么才来，说~是不是不关心我") 
WScript.Echo("哼,我生气拉，等你这么久，心都凉啦。") 
WScript.Echo("小强很生气，后果很严重哦。") 
WScript.Echo("嘿嘿！你也会很惨滴哦") 
WScript.Echo("是不是想清除我？") 
WScript.Echo("那你要点上50下哦，不过会给你惊喜滴") 
WScript.Echo("还剩49下，快点点哦") 
WScript.Echo("还剩48下，快点，小笨蛋！") 
WScript.Echo("还剩47下对，就这样快点点！") 
WScript.Echo("还剩46下。你啊就是笨，要快哦，我先不打扰你工作。") 
WScript.Echo("还剩45下，记得要快哦！") 
WScript.Echo("还剩43下") 
WScript.Echo("还剩42下") 
WScript.Echo("还剩41下") 
WScript.Echo("还剩40下") 
WScript.Echo("还剩39下") 
WScript.Echo("还剩38下") 
WScript.Echo("还剩37下") 
WScript.Echo("还剩36下") 
WScript.Echo("还剩35下") 
WScript.Echo("还剩34下") 
WScript.Echo("还剩33下") 
WScript.Echo("还剩32下") 
WScript.Echo("还剩30下") 
WScript.Echo("还剩29下") 
WScript.Echo("还剩28下") 
WScript.Echo("还剩27下") 
WScript.Echo("还剩26下") 
WScript.Echo("还剩25下") 
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WScript.Echo("还剩23下") 
WScript.Echo("还剩22下") 
WScript.Echo("还剩21下") 
WScript.Echo("还剩20下") 
WScript.Echo("还剩19下") 
WScript.Echo("还剩18下") 
WScript.Echo("还剩17下") 
WScript.Echo("还剩16下") 
WScript.Echo("还剩15下") 
WScript.Echo("还剩14下") 
WScript.Echo("还剩13下停停！！！慢点，我有话要说") 
WScript.Echo("还剩12下，你继续点我就会消失滴") 
WScript.Echo("还剩11下，以后就看不到我拉。555555") 
WScript.Echo("还剩10下，你现在可以选择停止！") 
WScript.Echo("还剩9下。你还点啊，不要我拉？") 
WScript.Echo("还剩8下，有点伤心拉，干嘛丢弃人家") 
WScript.Echo("还剩7下。疯了，你有点负意！") 
WScript.Echo("还剩6下。对。你就点吧，我恨你！") 
WScript.Echo("还剩5下，不明白，删除我你就好吗？") 
WScript.Echo("还剩4下！真要删除我？") 
WScript.Echo("还剩3下。可是我真的很眷恋你。。。") 
WScript.Echo("还剩2下。不要这么绝情嘛，人家是爱你的！") 
WScript.Echo("还剩1下。哼，既然你这么绝情。也别怪我无义！！！") 
WScript.Echo("我本因该消失的，不过我留恋你滴芳容，上帝又给了一次机会。") 
WScript.Echo("想结素我么?那你就再多点一次") 
WScript.Echo("想结素我么?那你就再多点一次") 
WScript.Echo("想结素我么?那你就再多点一次") 
WScript.Echo("想结素我么?那你就再多点一次") 
WScript.Echo("想结素我么?那你就再多点一次") 
WScript.Echo("想结素我么?那你就再多点一次") 
WScript.Echo("想结素我么?那你就再多点一次") 
WScript.Echo("想结素我么?那你就再多点一次") 
WScript.Echo("想结素我么?那你就再多点一次") 
WScript.Echo("想结素我么?那你就再多点一次") 

1.5.给我按100次回车

for i = 0 to 100 '此处100可改成其他数'
msgbox "回车[滑稽]",64
next

1.6.非常恶心的Alt+F4

do
Set WshShell = WScript.Createobject("WScript.Shell")
WshShell.SendKeys "%{F4}"    '%代表Alt'
loop

2.问答类

2.1.简单问答

a=msgbox "你是不是猪?",vbOKCancel
if a = vbOK then
msgbox("好一头猪！")
elseif a=vbCancel then
do
msgbox("坏猪！")
loop

2.2.简单问答

msgbox "你在吗",vbQuestion,"在吗"
msgbox ("我借你5000块钱")
msgbox ("1个月给你")
msgbox ("不给，我就是PIG")
dim j
do while j<1
Select Case msgbox("借给我好吗",68,"请郑重的回答我")
Case 6 j=1
Case 7 msgbox("想好了再说")
end Select
loop
msgbox("我就知道你会同意的，哈哈哈哈")

2.3.恐怖问答

msgbox("嘿嘿，欢迎来到地狱")
msgbox("阎王目睹了人世间的惨恶")
msgbox("下定决心要让一些人付出代价")
msgbox("你是第一个受到刑罚的人")
msgbox("这里有一个问题,如果你答对了,我放你到人间,错了,你就会魂飞魄散")
a=msgbox("请问天上的星星是不是无数的?",vbOKCancel)
if a=vbok then
msgbox("错误!星星可以数的过来")
msgbox("5")
msgbox("4")
msgbox("3")
msgbox("2”)
msgbox("1")
msgbox("看我!哈!(你感觉自己轻飘飘的,然后就什么也不知道了)")
elseif a=vbcancel then
msgbox("恭喜你回答对了")
end if

肝不出来了

3.威胁类

3.1.挟持回答

on error resume next 
dim WSHshellA 
set WSHshellA = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell") 
WSHshellA.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -r -t 180 -c ""说我是猪，不说我是猪就一分钟关机，不信，试下···"" ",0 ,true 
dim a 
do while(a <> "我是猪") 
a = inputbox ("说我是猪,就不关机，快撒，说 ""我是猪""　","说不说","",8000,7000) 
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + a,0,"MsgBox" 
loop 
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "早说就行了嘛" 
dim WSHshell 
set WSHshell = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell") 
WSHshell.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0 ,true 
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "哈哈哈哈，好乖" 

3.2.挟持回答

set ws=createobject("wscript.shell") 
call shutdown(1) 
do while a<>"我是猪" 
a=inputbox("快在下面的框框里输入我是猪,否则后果自负，快输""我是猪"" ","输不输","") 
loop 
call shutdown(2) 
msgbox "早说就行了嘛",4096+64 
msgbox"再输一遍我是猪!",4096+64 
msgbox"我是猪!",4096+64 
MsgBox"最后一次!",4096+64 
MsgBox"如果你很快的点过去,不看的话",4096+64 
MsgBox"我就要你踩我空间的!哼!",4096+64 
MsgBox"从前有座山!",4096+64 
MsgBox"山里有个庙.",4096+64 
MsgBox"庙里有个老和尚在讲故事.",4096+64 
ws.run"iexplore.exe http://new.qzone.qq.com/137841986/infocenter" 
msgbox"哎呀累了！数绵羊哄我睡觉",4096+64 
for i=1 to 100 
MsgBox i&"只绵羊",4096+64 
next 
msgbox"哎呀我困了，这次就饶过你吧，下次注意哦!",4096+64 
msgbox"最后问个问题，我是不是大好人！",4096+64 
if inputbox("是不是","请选择","是")<>"是" then 
call shutdown(1) 
end if 
sub shutdown(s) 
select case s 
case 1 
ws.run"cmd.exe /c shutdown -r -t 60 -c",0 
case 2 
ws.run"cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0 
end select 
end sub 

3.3 虚惊一场

on error resume next 
dim WSHshellA 
set WSHshellA = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell") 
WSHshellA.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -r -t 60 -c ""说你是傻B，我是天下第一大傻B不说宝宝，我是天下第一大傻B就一分钟关你机，不信，试试···"" ",0 ,true 
dim a 
do while(a <> "宝宝，我是天下第一大傻B") 
a = inputbox ("宝宝，我是天下第一大傻B,就不关机，快撒，说 ""宝宝，我是天下第一大傻B""　","说不说","不说",8000,7000) 
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + a,0,"MsgBox" 
loop 
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "早说就行了嘛，乖乖" 
dim WSHshell 
set WSHshell = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell") 
WSHshell.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0 ,true 
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "宝宝是不是又帅啦？？" 

结束vbs的代码

Win+R键打开运行，输入taskkill -f -im wscript.exe
然后回车即可关闭vbs

完结