The Feeling Is Mutual

                            There were two people who went together on

a blind date. After a while, they were so bored.

It was a very boring blind date. Suddenly

a friend of his called him on the phone,

so he stepped away from the table in the restaurant,

went outside and talked with the friend for a while.

After he came back, he said to his female blind date,

“I’m sorry, my grandfather has died. I have to go.”

So the woman, who was very understanding, said,

¨Oh, of course, of course! That’s very good because

if your grandfather didn’t die, mine must die.”


心照不宣

　
有一对男女参加相亲约会，过了一会儿，他们感到好无聊，

这场相亲约会真是无聊透了。突然间，那个男的接到朋友

打来的电话，于是他起身离开餐桌，走到外面和那位朋友

谈了一会儿。他回去后，就向那位和他约会的女士说：

「真抱歉，我祖父过世了，我得走了。」那位女士深表

理解地说：「噢，当然、当然！太好了，如果不是你的

祖父死了，就得换我的祖父死了。」