自以为……

A police stopped a motorist who was speeding on the street.

"But officer," the man said, "I can explain."

"Just be quiet. I'm going to put you in jail until the chief gets back."

"But, officer, I …."

"I said to keep quiet! You are going to jail!"

A few hours later, the officer looked on his prisoner and said, "You are lucky because the chief is at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back."

"Are you sure? I'm the groom."

一个警察拦下一个街头超速的摩托车。

“但是警官，”该名男子说：“我可以解释，”

“安静。主管回来之前，我会把你送进监狱。”

“但是，警官，我……”

“我说了住嘴！进监狱去！”

几个小时后，警官看着他的犯人说：“你很走运，因为主管正在他女儿的婚礼上。他回来时候心情一定很好。”

“你确定？我正是那个新郎。”

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