论吐槽，英国地铁是认真的

大家应该都知道英国地铁是没有空调的，如果不知道的话，那你现在应该知道了。

擅长自嘲的英国人在最热的那两天，被这样一条地铁“温馨提示”刷屏了“朋友圈”

Hot Weather Alert 高温提醒

Please carry a bottle of water with you at all times. You can use it to beat yourself to death with when the heat become too much.

请随时随地带一瓶水，这样您可以在被热死之前先用水瓶把自己砸死。

To avoid flooded carriages, makes ure to direct all your perspiration intot the provided sweat-gutters.

为了避免车厢洪灾，请务必保证您的汗水流到专用的汗液导槽。

There is a high possibility most passengers will smell like some prawns that were abandoned in an alleyway six months ago.

很有可能大部分乘客闻起来的味道都像是半年前被扔在臭水沟里的烂虾。