A little fun economics to lighten up your day.经济名词趣味解说，开启你欢乐的一天
Wife to her Accountant husband: what is "inflation"?
Husband : Earlier you were 36-24-36. But now you are 48-40-48....
Though you have everything bigger than before, but your value has become less than before. This is〝INFLATION〞.
妻子问她的会计师丈夫：什么是「通货膨胀」？
先生回答：以前妳的三围是36-24-36 现在变成了48-40-48
虽然妳所拥有的一切都要比以前更大了，但妳的价值却比以前低了。
这就是「通货膨胀」！
Economics is not that difficult if we have the right examples.
Interviewer : What is "Recession" ?
Candidate : When "Wine & Women" get replaced by "Water & Wife", that critical phase of life is called "Recession"!!
如果我们用正确的例子来解说，经济名词其实没有那么困难。
面试者：什么是「经济衰退」？
应征者：当「酒」和「女人」被「水」和「太太」取代时，这就叫做「经济衰退」！
Accountancy fact: What is the difference between "Liability" & "Asset"?
A drunk friend is liability. But, A drunk Girlfriend is an Asset.
会计名词：「负债」与「资产」的差别是什么？
一位喝醉的朋友是负债；但是，一位喝醉的女朋友是「资产」！
An Economist beautifully explained two reasons for having 2 wives.
A- Monopoly should be broken.
B- Competition improves the quality of service.
If you have 1 wife, She fights with you!
If you have 2 wives, They will fight for you!!
一位经济学者美妙的以两个理由解释为何要拥有两位妻子。
A - 垄断带来破产
B - 竞争带来服务品质的改善
如果你仅拥有一位妻子，妳会跟你争吵！
如果你拥有两位妻子时，她们会为了你而争吵！
When you are in love, Wonders happen. But once you get married, You wonder, what happened.
当你在恋爱当中，奇妙的事情 (wonders) 总是会发生。但是，一旦婚后，你开始质疑 (wonder)，到底发生了什么事情。
Philosophy of marriage:
At the beginning, every wife treats her husband as GOD.
Later, somehow don't know why..alphabets get reversed..
婚姻的哲理：
起初时，每位妻子都视她的先生为上帝。
一段时间之后，不知道为何变成…GOD的英文本母顺序颠倒了… DOG
Secret formula for married couples...
"Love One Another" And if it doesn't work, bring the last word in the middle!!!
婚后双方的秘密方程序...
爱彼此。如果不灵的话，把Love One Another的Another改放到中间：Love Another One …去爱别人吧！
Don't laugh alone... Pass it on!! 别一个人笑，赶快分享