经济名词新解,开啟欢乐的一天~

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A little fun economics to lighten up your day.经济名词趣味解说,开启你欢乐的一天

Wife to her Accountant husband: what is "inflation"?

Husband : Earlier you were 36-24-36. But now you are 48-40-48....

Though you have everything bigger than before, but your value has become less than before. This is〝INFLATION〞.

妻子问她的会计师丈夫:什么是「通货膨胀」?

先生回答:以前妳的三围是36-24-36 现在变成了48-40-48

虽然妳所拥有的一切都要比以前更大了,但妳的价值却比以前低了。

这就是「通货膨胀」!

Economics is not that difficult if we have the right examples.

Interviewer : What is "Recession" ? 

Candidate : When "Wine & Women" get replaced by "Water & Wife", that critical phase of life is called "Recession"!!

如果我们用正确的例子来解说,经济名词其实没有那么困难。

面试者:什么是「经济衰退」?

应征者:当「酒」和「女人」被「水」和「太太」取代时,这就叫做「经济衰退」!

Accountancy fact: What is the difference between "Liability" & "Asset"?

A drunk friend is liability. But, A drunk Girlfriend is an Asset.

会计名词:「负债」与「资产」的差别是什么?

一位喝醉的朋友是负债;但是,一位喝醉的女朋友是「资产」!

An Economist beautifully explained two reasons for having 2 wives.

A- Monopoly should be broken.

B- Competition improves the quality of service.

If you have 1 wife, She fights with you!

If you have 2 wives, They will fight for you!!

一位经济学者美妙的以两个理由解释为何要拥有两位妻子。

A - 垄断带来破产

B - 竞争带来服务品质的改善

如果你仅拥有一位妻子,妳会跟你争吵!

如果你拥有两位妻子时,她们会为了你而争吵!

When you are in love, Wonders happen. But once you get married, You wonder, what happened.

当你在恋爱当中,奇妙的事情 (wonders) 总是会发生。但是,一旦婚后,你开始质疑 (wonder),到底发生了什么事情。

Philosophy of marriage:

At the beginning, every wife treats her husband as GOD.

Later, somehow don't know why..alphabets get reversed..

婚姻的哲理:

起初时,每位妻子都视她的先生为上帝。

一段时间之后,不知道为何变成…GOD的英文本母顺序颠倒了… DOG

Secret formula for married couples...

"Love One Another" And if it doesn't work, bring the last word in the middle!!!

婚后双方的秘密方程序...

爱彼此。如果不灵的话,把Love One Another的Another改放到中间:Love Another One …去爱别人吧!

Don't laugh alone... Pass it on!! 别一个人笑,赶快分享

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