自古午睡出奇人,各种各样的姿势和动作,无奇不有。自从英语老师伤退后,由另一个老师看管午睡,料必没有原来效果那么好,所以,一场由做作业或讲话为由的持久战,开始了。
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首先来看看西北军区,这里地势极其险要,也离“敌军”最近,所以主要任务是为其他几个军区的同志们打掩护,大多使用比较高的枕头作为掩体,并且没有几个在干杂事的,也全部投入到了信息传递工作中。且看睿言和东北军区的配合:
前者先保持上半身不动,手悄悄伸到桌下,轻轻取出一盒水彩笔,连打开盖子的时候都小心翼翼,尽量不发出一点儿声音。随后,她取出一沓纸片,这些纸都是在午睡前就撕好的,以免在午睡时撕发出声音。接着,她把手伸进桌肚里,眼睛机灵地到处张望着,一是为了监测“敌军”的动态,二是为了企盼着从哪儿再获取一些“情报”。
她快速地在纸片上涂画着,这次是绿色,表明在这两分钟内应该是安全的;如果是橙色,那么就是预警;若是红色,那么考验的不仅仅是她的手速了,还有同学们的反应能力、空气阻力、她的投掷力度……同学们看到了,就可以专心做出下一步的行动,而不是时不时地抬头张望,三心二意。
这样的工作一向是危险而又紧张的,所以,班级当中又有了一种新的称呼来称呼他们:“挥旗人”。不仅是她,整个西北军区的同志们都义无反顾地投身到了传递情报的工作当中,就像在前线冲锋的勇士,又像在用刺刀对抗枪杆的战友,是勇敢而无畏的,为整个班级开展的“反监视”行动做出了巨大的贡献,所以,大家也对他们万分感谢。
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西南军区X013第IPA3519号文件
传输对象P019 P020
取消对东南军区的信息传输,留意B009号的行动,取消第IPA3516、第IPA3517文件的有关传输内容,并切断P015和P017的联系,原因是可能会暴露行踪。
取消“挥旗人”OPS1452对西南军区的挥旗,取消“挥旗人”OPS1463对东南军区的挥旗,原因是距离过远,预警时间大打折扣,均转向西北军区挥旗。
全面改用M1艾布拉姆斯【注1】进行信息传输工作,正式淘汰T90【注2】,西南军区北部等重要区域正式淘汰挑战者【注3】,目的是增强信息传输的安全性。
增强西北军区掩体的安全性。
绝密,原件无副本。
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【注1】:M1艾布拉姆斯是由美国克莱斯勒防务公司开发设计的装甲车,美国陆军在1980年初开始引入。此处借指较高性能和安全度的信息传输方式。
【注2】:T90主战坦克,是20世纪90年代初期苏联/俄罗斯研制的一型第三代主战坦克。此处借指较低等性能的传输。
【注3】:挑战者主战坦克,英国军方声称挑战者坦克是全世界防护力最佳、最难被击穿的主战坦克,并且“从没有被敌军摧毁过”,借指中等性能的传输。
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在如此多的盘根错节之后,为的就是大家能安心地在老师不注意的时候干自己想干的事情。那么,也该讲讲大家在用头发丝悬着的刀下的百态了。
先是一些女生,用毯子把头蒙住,有的是在底下写作业,有的是为了讲话。以前桌子是两两并在一起的,头一蒙,讲话很方便。现在桌子都变成单独的了,不管是左还是右,讲话都隔着一个走廊,不过,这些女生照讲不误,有些更是能横跨五个组讲话,要知道,我们班一共才七组啊。
不知不觉午睡时间已经过去了六分之一,老师们也都稳定了下来,不再在班里走来走去。这时,男生们的大戏便开始上演了。印象中最深刻的是睿希曾经在老师去上厕所时站在了桌子上,完成了连平时大家都不敢做的“壮举”。当然这是非常危险的,也不知道他哪里来的勇气。看看那时他周围的场景吧:街邻四座,无不侧目,有些蒙着头的,还不知道外面发生了什么事,只顾着写作业,于是左右就会有人碰他一下,或是把他的毯子掀起来,让他一惊,再让他看睿希,他必会张大嘴巴,低声称赞起来,或是继续让这一场盛大的表演的影响力扩大,或是继续写作业,但后者是很少有的。大部分人会时不时地给他煽风点火,“激励”他做出更加令人不可思议的举动来。不过睿希估摸着老师要回来了,识时务地踩在凳子上下了桌,又回到了午睡状态。一场大戏就这样落幕了。
老师回来,见班内风平浪静,没有说什么。
但,这才刚刚开始。
四
经常玩一个叫“吊死鬼”的游戏。规则很简单,有个准备好的英语单词。举个例子,friendly,这时候有8个空,有人说e的时候,这个单词第五个字母是a,那对应的空就会把字母写上去。同样如果你说z,但这个单词里没有z,那就在旁边画吊死鬼,每打错一次画一笔,画到吊死鬼画完的时候单词没被全猜对,那就输了。这不是我们班同学的独创,却在我们班发扬光大,风生水起。
大部分同学在中午的时候,作业的负担并没有多到非要在中午偷做作业的程度,不然老师就不会不允许我们做作业了。那么,一个好的休闲游戏是在这种时候非常必要的。
不过,俗话说,“一人藏物,十人难找”。这话用在这儿也是有点道理的。有一局,最后实在猜不出来了,把字母表26个字母一个一个排出来,在一个一个排除,才猜出答案。最快记录是我在没有一次猜错的情况下,仅用两个字母,猜出六个空的单词。
不过,游戏毕竟是游戏,而且还是和英语有关的游戏,总会有厌倦的时候。这个游戏的风,虽然刮了一个的学期,算是长的了,但是最后还是销声匿迹了。
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附英文版,电脑翻译的,如有不对不是我的事
Since ancient times, I have been a stranger, and I have a variety of postures and movements.Since the English teacher was injured, another teacher took care of the nap, which is expected to be as good as the original effect. Therefore, a long-term battle based on homework or speech began.
One
First of all, let’s take a look at the Northwest Military Region. The terrain is extremely dangerous and it is also closest to the “enemy army”. Therefore, the main task is to cover the comrades of other military regions. Most of them use relatively high pillows as bunkers, and few of them are doing The chores are all devoted to the information transfer work.And look at the cooperation between Ruiyan and the Northeast Military Region:
The former keeps the upper body first, the hand sneaked out under the table, gently took out a box of watercolor pens, and even carefully opened the lid, try not to make a little sound.Later, she took out a piece of paper that was torn before the nap to avoid tearing the sound during the nap.Then, she reached into the table and looked at her eyes in a clever way. One was to monitor the dynamics of the "enemy" and the second was to look forward to where to get some "intelligence."
She quickly painted on the paper, this time it was green, indicating that it should be safe in the next two minutes; if it was orange, it would be an early warning; if it was red, it would not only test her hand speed, but also Some students' reaction ability, air resistance, and her throwing strength... When the students saw it, they could concentrate on making the next move, instead of looking up and looking from time to time.
Such work has always been dangerous and tense, so there is a new name in the class to call them: "flag people."Not only her, but the comrades in the entire Northwest Military Region have turned their backs to the work of transmitting intelligence, just like the warriors who are on the front line and the comrades who use the bayonet to fight the guns. They are brave and fearless, for the entire class. The “anti-monitoring” action has made a huge contribution, so everyone is very grateful to them.
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Southwest Military District x013 Document ipa3519
Transfer object p019 p020
Cancel the information transmission to the southeast military region, pay attention to the action of b009, cancel the relevant transmission content of the ipa3516 and ipa3517 documents, and cut off the contact between p015 and p017, because the whereabouts may be exposed.
Cancel the "flag flag" ops1452 on the southwestern military region, the flag, cancel the "flag flag" ops1463 on the southeast military region, because the distance is too far, the warning time is greatly discounted, all turn to the northwest military region waving flag.
Fully switch to m1 Abrams[Note 1] for information transmission, officially phase out t90[Note 2], and officially phase out the challenger[Note 3] in important areas such as the northern part of the Southwest Military Region, with the aim of enhancing the security of information transmission.
Enhance the safety of bunkers in the Northwest Military Region.
Top secret, the original has no copy.
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[Note 1]: m1 Abrams is an armored vehicle developed and designed by Chrysler Defence Company of the United States.US ArmyIntroduced in early 1980.Hereby refers to the higher performance and security of information transmission.
[Note 2]: The t90 main battle tank is a type developed by the Soviet Union/Russia in the early 1990s.Third generation main battle tank。This refers to the transmission of lower performance.
[Note 3]: The challenger is the main battle tank. The British military claims that the Challenger tank is the world's most powerful and difficult to penetrate main battle tank, and “has never been destroyed by the enemy”. Performance transfer.
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After so many intricate things, it’s all that you can do what you want to do when your teacher is not paying attention.Then, let's talk about the various things that everyone is using under the knife hanging from the hair.
First, some girls, covered their heads with blankets, some write homework underneath, and some for speaking.In the past, the tables were two and two together. The first one was covered and the speech was very convenient.Now the tables have become separate, whether it is left or right, the speech is separated by a corridor, but these girls are correct, some can talk across five groups, we know that our class is only seven Group.
Unconsciously, one-sixth of the nap time has passed, and the teachers have stabilized and are no longer walking around the class.At this time, the drama of the boys began to take off.The most profound impression is that Rui Xi once stood on the table when the teacher went to the toilet, and completed the "feat" that everyone would not dare to do.Of course this is very dangerous and I don't know where he comes from.Look at the scenes around him at that time: the street is next to the four, all sideways, some blindfolded, still do not know what happened outside, just to write homework, so someone will touch him or take him The blanket smashed up, surprised him, and let him see Ruixi, he would open his mouth, claim to praise, or continue to expand the influence of this grand performance, or continue to write homework, but The latter is rare.Most people will give him a hurricane from time to time, "inspire" him to make even more incredible moves.However, Rui Xi estimated that the teacher was coming back. He stepped on the stool and went to the table, and returned to the state of nap.A big drama ended like this.
The teacher came back and saw that the class was calm and did not say anything.
But this is just the beginning.
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I often play a game called "Hanging Ghost".The rules are simple and there is a prepared English word.For example, friendly, there are 8 empty at this time. When someone says e, the fifth letter of the word is a, and the corresponding space will write the letter.Similarly, if you say z, but there is no z in this word, then draw a hanged ghost next to it, draw a stroke every time you make a mistake, and draw the word when the hanged ghost is not fully guessed, then lose.This is not the originality of our classmates, but it is carried forward in our class.
Most of the students at noon, the burden of homework is not so much that they have to do their homework at noon, otherwise the teacher will not allow us to do homework.Well, a good casual game is very necessary at this time.
However, as the saying goes, "One person hides, ten people are hard to find."It is also reasonable to use this here.There is a game, and finally I can't guess it. I will discharge the 26 letters of the alphabet one by one, and guess them one by one.The fastest record is that I guessed six empty words with just two letters without a guess.
However, the game is a game after all, and it is still a game related to English, there will always be time when you are tired.The wind of this game, although it was a long semester, was long, but it finally disappeared.
又附韩文版。