2021-12-27 Wake up by my roommate

Only those who suffer from insomnia know the passage of insomnia.
My nerves are sensitive, I also don't know why, but I don't think it's my fault. A little noise will wake me up and keep me awake all night, It's not like a dragon at all.
Recently, I just made up my mind to go to bed early and get up early, get rid of the temptation of mobile phone to keep healthy and hard work, like a little bee.
But I failed, I was awakened up by my roommate at 2:00-4:00 for several consecutive days. My muggle roommate, I feel like he might die suddenly every night, he has been playing games without sleeping at night for months. Please don't take me with you, if you want to die, fucker!!
If you were this easily woken Jerry, what would you want to do? Guess what I would have done a few years ago? Yes, you are right, I'll sweep down like an eagle and tear him up like a bear, I've already done this to my undergraduate roommate. (Forgive me, Ang)
I sat up from bed and thought calmly for three minutes. At first, I was wondering which way to kill him was more appropriate, 1. Strangle him directly from behind with arm (I'm stronger); 2. Use the hot water he just cooked and pear it down from the top scald him to death (That's why I woke up, this is really really really...noisy, the other two roommates were also awakened); 3.Smashed him head with his junk mechanical keyboard (This keyboard is my nightmare, Ka-da~, Ka-da~..., It's like someone is raping your ears, and never stop).
In the end, I chose option 4, I climbed down of bed, turned on my phone and bought a mute keyboard and mouse.
Let her go, I remembered Confucius' words, when you see the shortcomings of others, you should reflect on yourself and take warning. I'm a graduate student now, and a communist, I can't solve problems like a child anymore. I will take him as a mirror, and warn myself not to indulge in games and blue movies, waste life like him (Note: I'm a little handsome, and I have girlfriend)


just so so

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