加菲猫经典语录

Money is not everything, There's Mastercard & Visa

One should love animals. They are so tasty.

Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.

Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.

Behind every succussful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.

Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.

Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep.

There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.

Hard work never killed anybody. But why take the risk.

Work fascinates me. I can look at it for hours.

God mad relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.

When two's company, three's the result.

A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.

The more you learn, The more you know. The more you know, the more you fortget.

 

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