为什么学外语都是先学骂人的话?

MSN两个人是如何从一个技术问题的讨论,还没开始,即跑题到对骂人文字的探索,太tm无聊了。

糊涂蛋说:

hey buddy

糊涂蛋说:

how is life

Gxxxxam 说:

pretty good, in chengdu, how r u~ haha

Gxxxxam 说:

in a chinese lesson right now

糊涂蛋说:

I'm good, couldn't be better. I wanna know sth about tr.im,? is there only the plugins for MaxOS? It doesn't work in my laptop,windows.

Gxxxxam 说:

oh? You tried it~?

糊涂蛋说:

I can type chinese, what did ya learn

Gxxxxam 说:

Yes~

Gxxxxam 说:

I learned:? 我操 炮友 ehehehe

糊涂蛋说:

fuck.......

Gxxxxam 说:

糊涂蛋说:

你他妈是个流氓

Gxxxxam 说:

牛bi

Gxxxxam 说:

牛逼

糊涂蛋说:

do you wanna know what's the real chinese ?bi??

Gxxxxam 说:

ok

糊涂蛋说:

normally, we type 牛逼

糊涂蛋说:

逼 bi first tone

糊涂蛋说:

but it's nor original

糊涂蛋说:

not

Gxxxxam 说:

傻逼 and 装逼

糊涂蛋说:

cuz we can't type the original one, so we have to type 逼

糊涂蛋说:

but I can type it now.

糊涂蛋说:

just like you can not check out fuck in some dictionary.

糊涂蛋说:

屄~~~? is the real one!

糊涂蛋说:

means pussy

Gxxxxam 说:

as in female part or girly man?

糊涂蛋说:

no! you ass hole.

糊涂蛋说:

bi 屄 means pussy.

糊涂蛋说:

it comes from 牛屄

Gxxxxam 说:

娘娘腔?

糊涂蛋说:

Fuck, listen to me, bitch! ?Bragging?,we would say, you are 吹牛逼(blowing the cow's pussy).? It?s hard, so we don?t believe it?

糊涂蛋说:

吹牛屄? blow cow's pussy.

Gxxxxam 说:

you chinese people are weird

Gxxxxam 说:

blowing the cow's pussy?

糊涂蛋说:

just like you Canadian, liking doggie style cuz you wanna watch ice hockey!!hahaahah

糊涂蛋说:

yep

糊涂蛋说:

吹牛逼 means "bragging"

Gxxxxam 说:

what is 屄???

糊涂蛋说:

but 牛逼 means ?are you boasting? ?!?, it's impossible!!!??? Means? unbelievable or awesome.

糊涂蛋说:

屄 is made of 尸 and 穴, can you tell them?

Gxxxxam 说:

what's the pinyin?

糊涂蛋说:

尸 means body 穴means hole or point.

Gxxxxam 说:

but tell me the pinyin of 屄

糊涂蛋说:

bi

糊涂蛋说:

same spell and pronuncation, you idiot

糊涂蛋说:

first tone.

Gxxxxam 说:

ok

Gxxxxam 说:

thanks

糊涂蛋说:

你妈逼~~

Gxxxxam 说:

What?

糊涂蛋说:

means you mother fucker

糊涂蛋说:

你妈屄

Gxxxxam 说:

你妈卖批

Gxxxxam 说:

that's apparently sichuan hua

糊涂蛋说:

it's sichuan dialect

糊涂蛋说:

no, not only sichuan hua.

糊涂蛋说:

sichuanhua should be 你妈卖麻匹

Gxxxxam 说:

buddy, call you when i'm back in beijing.

Gxxxxam 说:

gotta run

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