地点：监狱餐厅
人物：卢克、杰森、埃塞克、黑头和狱霸马塞尔
情节：卢克之前给女友杰玛打电话说罗杰的不是，杰玛认为卢克是一位告密者。他们之间的谈话内容正好被旁边的黑头听到，其上前断掉了通话。在狱中，如果某人是告密者，定会遭人鄙视或暴打。现在，卢克因遭人诽谤，狱中人人都知其是所谓的“告密者”。为了挽回不利局面，餐厅中卢克和杰森商量着对策......
注释：本内容选自英语影视剧作品，个别之处有所改动
【杰森】: I must get the recipe[1] for these nuggets[2]. What would you call this sauce ?
【卢克】: It's ketchup[3].
【杰森】: I'm not going to stand for[4] this. People out there thinking my roomie's a snitch.
【卢克】: I'm just going to enjoy all of this extra food. All of this snitch nonsense[5] will be over in ten minutes.
【埃塞克】: Can I just say, so brave of you coming out[6] on your first day here. You're a credit[7] to snitches everywhere.
【卢克】: I'm not a sn...
【杰森】: Ok, I know what we need to do. We need to find the biggest guy in here and...
【卢克】: Yeah, yeah, yeah, kick his face off[8].
【杰森】: I was going to say, " Becoming best friends with him, " but your idea's much better. Beat the shit out of him[9]. That sends out[10] a clear message. Nobody fucks with[11] Lulu's mob[12].
【卢克】: This isn't Avengers Assemble[13]. There's no such thing as Lulu's mob.
【杰森】: Ok, fine, but I need to know the new gang[14] name by Friday. Tattoo[15] day. There's your man. Take him down[16] and, remember, punch[17] upwards so his nose shoots up[18] and explodes his brain.
【卢克】: Get down. What would Gemma say if she knew I let you get killed ?
【杰森】: I think she'd say, " You should definitely listen to Jason's plan. He's genius. "
【卢克】: She wouldn't and what's wrong with[19] keeping our heads down ?
【杰森】: Nothing, if you don't mind being that guy's personal... I can't look after you 9/11.
【卢克】: It's 24/7, mate.
【杰森】: That sounds more doable[20]. Right, fine, I'll do it myself, yeah ?
【卢克】: No !
【卢克】: Guys... Dudes[21]... Before this goes any further, there's been a huge misunderstanding.
【狱霸马塞尔】: There's no misunderstanding here. I just see a snitch who's about to get chopped up[22] and fed to his boyfriend.
【卢克】: Before anyone starts chopping, can I just explain myself ?
【狱霸马塞尔】: I'm listening. If the Volturi[23] never listened, there were wouldn't be a vampire left in Forks.
【卢克】: Well, I'm not...
【狱霸马塞尔】: Hang on a minute. You're not Team Jacob[24], are you ? ...
【卢克】: No. You've very much got me wrong[25] because Team Jacob, they're werewolves[26]...
【狱霸马塞尔】: Yeah, trust me, like, Bella would never fancy a werewolf.
【卢克】: I mean, who wants a boyfriend who can lick his own...?
【狱霸马塞尔】: So good to meet another Twilighter[27], man. You know, most of these lot couldn't name me one number of the Denali coven[28].
【卢克】: Joyce.
【狱霸马塞尔】: I like you, man. You know what[29] ? I could do with having someone like you on board[30]. When I read me New Moons and that[31].
【黑头】: Oh, you're replacing m-m-m-m...
【卢克】: Yes, I'd love to[32]...
【杰森】: All right, time's over. Are you going to smack him or what[33] ?
【卢克】: No, can't I just talk to my new best friend about our shared love of the Twilight Saga[34] ? Yeah.
【杰森】: Twilight ? No, we hate Twilight. What was that ting[35] you always used to say about Twilight ?
【卢克】: There was no ting.
【杰森】: Yes, there was. You said it was like eating dog shit[36], ...
【狱霸马塞尔】: You betrayed me ! Just like...
【杰森】: Yeah, like the goblins[37] betrayed monkeys, we get it, yeah ? You disrespected my best friend.
【卢克】: We're not really best friends.
【杰森】: So we're going to take you down.
【狱霸马塞尔】: You and snitch ?
【杰森】: My boy's not a snitch...
【卢克】: Just...
【狱霸马塞尔】: Fine. Ready when you are.
【卢克】: Well, now is very awkward[38] for us, actually, because we've got a thing.
【狱霸马塞尔】: You've got a thing ?
【卢克】: Yes.
【狱霸马塞尔】: Ok. No problem, seven o'clock then.
【杰森】: Done !
【卢克】: Cheerio[39] !
【杰森】: ... We missed pudding.
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【recipe】n. 食谱 ↩
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【nugget】 n.（某些食品的）小圆块 ↩
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【ketchup】n. 番茄酱 ↩
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【stand for】忍耐，忍受，主张，拥护，代替，代表，象征 ↩
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【nonsense】n. 胡言乱语，胡扯，谬论，愚蠢的行为，鬼话，废话 ↩
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【come out】出现，出柜，现身 ↩
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【credit】n. 荣耀，光荣，信任，信用，贷款，存款 ↩
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【kick sth off】 踢掉某物 ↩
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【kick one's face off】打得某人屁滚尿流【scare the shit out of sb】 吓得某人屁滚尿流. ↩
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【send out】发出，发送，派遣 ↩
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【fuck with sb】 亏待，恶待（使某人恼怒）；激怒某人。较礼貌的说法：【mess with sb/sth】干预某人/某事 ↩
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【 mob】n.（蔑）暴民，暴徒；观众，民众，乌合之众。（俚）（盗贼等的）一党，一伙。（美俚）匪帮，匪党；一群罪犯；观众 ↩
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【Avengers Assemble】美国动画系列片的名字 ↩
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【gang】n. 一帮，一群，一伙，一队 ↩
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【Tattoo】n. 纹身，刺花 ↩
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【take sb down】干掉某人；打败某人；抓住某人；把某人赶下台 ↩
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【punch】v. 拳打；以拳痛击；给…打孔；（用打孔器等）打孔 ↩
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【shoot up】上冒；喷出；欣欣向荣；猛长；暴涨；腾贵；激增 ↩
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【what's wrong with】怎么啦？有什么不对吗？ ↩
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【doable】adj. 可行的，可做的 ↩
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【Dude】n. 伙计；老兄；哥们；花花公子 ↩
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【chop up】切碎，剁碎，切开 ↩
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【Volturi】（沃尔图里） 是美国系列影片《The Twilight Saga》中的形象，是一个强有力的吸血鬼家族，他们推行恶魔世界的法律 ↩
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【Team Jacob】非正式词汇，是指美国系列小说《Twilight》或影片《The Twilight Saga》中人物 Jacob Black的粉丝或追随者，称为 Team Jacob，而人物 Edward Cullen 的粉丝或追随者，则称为 “Team Edward” ↩
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【get sb wrong】误解（冤枉/误会）某人 ↩
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【werewolf】n. 狼人 ↩
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【Twilighter】n. 喜欢小说原著《Twilight》（或据其改编的相关影片）之人。或称 “ 暮光迷 ” ↩
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【Denali coven】（德纳里吸血鬼家族） 为美国系列影片《The Twilight Saga》中的吸血鬼家族之一，是素食吸血鬼家族，因为他们只饮动物而非人类的血液 ↩
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【You know what】你知道吗？你懂什么？ ↩
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【on board】在船上（或飞机上、车上） ↩
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【and that】等等 ↩
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【would love to】乐于，很愿意 ↩
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【or what】还是其它什么的，还有别的什么的 ↩
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【The Twilight Saga】美国系列影片的名字 ↩
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【 ting】n. 同 “ thing ”，事情，事件，东西，事物 ↩
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【dog shit】狗屎 ↩
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【goblin】n. 小妖精，丑妖怪 ↩
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【awkward】adj. 令人尴尬的；使人难堪的；难对付的；难处理的 ↩
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【Cheerio】再见；加油；好呀 ↩