[Scene: Central Park,Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there.]
Monica: There's nothing to tell ! He's just some guy I work with !（没有什么可说的！他只是跟我一起工作的某个人）
Joey:Come on, you're going out with the guy! There's gonna be something wrong with him!（少来了，你跟这个爷们约会，这个爷们肯定有问题）
go out with <俚>约会
Chandler: All right, Joey, be nice. So does he have a hump? A hump and a hairpiece?（好吧，Joey，嘴下留德。所以他是驼背？即是驼背又带假发？）
1、hump 峰、驼背
humpback 驼背
humping 向前移动，流放
2、hairpiece 假发、假眉毛
hair band 发带；hairbrush 梳子、发刷；hairclip 发夹
haircut 发型；理发；（Who's that guy with the funny haircut?）
haircutter 理发员
hair-raising 令人恐惧的；惊心动魄（What a hair-raising story）
hairbrained 轻率的，浮躁的，粗心的
Phoebe: Wait, does he eat chalk? （They all stare, bemused）（慢着，他吃粉笔吗？(他们彼此凝视着，困惑着)）
3、chalk 粉笔
Phoebe:Just 'cause I don't want her to go through what I went through with Carl-oh!（我只是不想她重蹈我跟Carl覆辙）
Monica:Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date. It's just two people going out to dinner and- not having sex.（好的，各位别着急，这甚至都不算约会，不过是两个人出去吃饭，没有做爱）
Chandler:Sounds like a date to me.（听起来像我的约会）
Chandler:Alright, so I'm back in high school, I'm standing in the middle of the cafeteria, and I realize I am totally…naked.（记得中学时的梦，我站在自助食堂中，突然意识到我是赤身全裸的）
4、cafeteria 自助餐厅
cafeteria feeding 自由采食饲养，自由选择给饲料
caffeine 咖啡因
caffeinated 含咖啡因的
caffeic 咖啡的
All:Oh, yeah. Had that dream.（我也做过那样的梦）
Chandler:Then I look down, and I realize there's a phone...there.（然后我低头一看，意识到有一个电话在那）
Joey:Instead of...?（而不是）
Chandler:That's right.（没错）
Joey:Never had that dream.（绝没有做过那样的梦）
Phoebe:No.（没有）
Chandler:All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring. I don't know what to do, everyboday starts to looking at me. (突然，电话响了，我不知道该怎办，所有人开始看向我)
Monica:They weren't looking at you before?（他们之前没有在看你？）
Chandler: Finally， I figure I'd answer it and it turns out it's my mother,which is very-very weird, because- she never calls me!（最后，我觉得应该接这个电话，发现是我妈妈打来的，这是很奇怪的，因为她从来不给我打电话）
Ross:(mortified) Hi.
5、mortified 受羞辱的，窘迫的
Joey:This guy says hello, I wanna kill myself.（这个家伙说你好的时候，我总想杀了我自己）
Monica:Are you okay, sweetie?（你还好吗，亲爱的）
Ross:I just feel like someone reached down my throat, grabbed my small intestine,pulled it out of my mouth and tied it around my neck...（我只是感觉有人沿着我的喉咙向下，抓住我的小肠，从我的嘴里拉出来，在我脖子上打结）
6、throat 喉咙
throaty 声音低沉的，喉音的，嘶哑的
7、intestine 肠，内部的，国内的
stomach 胃 腹部，食欲，欲望，vt 容忍
hepar/liver 肝脏
lungs 肺
Chandler:Cookie?（吃饼干？）
Monica:(explaining to the others) Carol moved her stuff out today.（Carol今天把她的东西搬走了）
Joey:Ohh.
Monica:(to Ross) Let me get you some coffee.（我给你拿咖啡）
Ross:Thanks.（谢谢）
Phoebe:Ooh! Oh!
Ross:No, no don't! Stop cleansing my aura! No, just leave my aura alone, okay?（不要，不要清理我的气息，不要，不要管我的气息好吗？）
8、aura 气味 光环 气氛 预兆
Phoebe:Fine，be murky.（好的，继续痛苦吧）
9、murky 阴暗的，昏暗的，陷入心中无数的困境，阴暗昏暗浑浊
Ross:I'll be fine, alright? Really, everyone. I hope she'll be very happy.（我会很好，好吗，真心的，各位，我希望她幸福）
Monica:No you don't.（不，你不是）
Ross:No I don't,to hell with her, she left me!（不，我不是，去她的，他抛弃了我）
10、to the hell with，， 见鬼去，去她的
Joey:And you never knew she was a lesbian...（你从来不知道她是同性恋）
11、lesbian 女同性恋
Ross:No!! Okay?! Why does everyone keep fixating on that?She didn't know, how should I know?（不知道，好吗？为什么每个人一直在提及这件事？她都不知道，我在怎么会知道）
12、fixate 视线移向，注视，使固定
fixation 固着，固恋
fixation point 固定点
Chandler:Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian... (They all stare at him.) Did I say that out loud?（有时候我希望我是一个同性恋，所有人看向他，我大声说出来了？）
Ross：I told dad and mom last night, they seem take it pretty well.（昨天晚上我告诉了爸妈，他们看起来没什么问题）
Monica:Oh really? So that hysterical phone I got call from a woman sobbing at 3 a.m. "I'll never have a grandchildren, I'll never have a grandchildren" was that? A wrong number？（真的吗？那我凌晨3点钟接到一个情绪异常激动的电话，抽泣着说我不会有孙子了，怎么回事？打错电话啦？）
13、hysterical 情绪异常激动的，hysterically 歇斯里地的
Joey: Alright Ross, look. You're feeling a lot of pain right now. You're angry.You're hurting. Can I tell you what the answer is?Strip joint! Come on, you're single! Have some hormones.（没事的，Ross，看，你现在感到很痛苦，你很生气，你在伤心，我可以告诉这个答案吗？脱衣俱乐部。别这样，你单身，有需求）
14、strip joint 夜总会，striptease 脱衣舞
15、hormone 荷尔蒙
Ross:I don't want to be single, okay? I just... I just- I just wanna be married again! (我不想单身，好吗，我只是想要再婚)