前景提要：艾德勒出现了，为了摆脱卷福的纠缠她选择假死。与此同时，她还需要华生的帮助，拿到她寄给卷福的手机，华生会瞒着卷福帮助艾德勒吗？
Adler：Hello, Dr Watson.你好啊，华生医生。
W：Tell him you're alive.告诉他你还活着。
Adler：He'd come after me.他会追查我到天涯海角的。
W：I'll come after you if you don't.你要是不告诉他我也会这么做的。
Adler：Hmm, I believe you.我相信你。
W：You were dead on a slab. It was definitely you.你不是都躺在停尸房了吗？肯定是你啊。
Adler：DNA tests are only as good as the records you keep.要想DNA测试准确，除非你保留正确的样本。
W：And I bet you know the record keeper.你肯定认识管档案的人。
Adler：I know what he likes. And I needed to disappear.我知道他的喜好，而我需要在世上消失。
W：Then how come I can see you and I don't even want to?那为什么要让我来见你?我可不情愿呢？
Adler：Look, I made a mistake, I sent something to Sherlock for safekeeping, now I need it back. I need your help.听着，我犯了个错误，我寄了个东西给夏洛克保管，现在我想要回来，需要你的帮助。
W：No.不干
Adler：It's for his own safety.为他的人身安全着想。
W：So is this. Tell himyou're alive.我这么做也是，跟他说你还活着。
Adler：I can't.我不能。
W：Fine, I'll tell him and I still won't help you.那好，我来告诉他，而且我还是不会帮你。
Adler：What do I say?我要说什么好呢?
W：What do you normally say?! You've texted him a lot!你平时都说什么了呢？你经常给他发短信呀。
Adler：Just the usual stuff.就日常问候啊。
W：There is no usual in this case.这事儿没什么日常可言。
Adler："Good morning. I like your funny hat. I'm sad tonight, let's have dinner. "早上好，我喜欢你戴帽子的滑稽样。心情不好一起吃晚饭吧"之类的。
W：You flirted with Sherlock Holmes?你跟夏洛克·福尔摩斯调情?
Adler：At him. He never replies.单方面，他从没回过。
W：No, Sherlock always replies to everything. He's Mr Punchline. He will outlive God trying to have the last word.不，夏洛克每条消息必回。人称妙语连珠大师。他就是憋着一口气不死都要说赢对方。
Adler：Does that make me special?意思是我很特别了?
W：I don't know, maybe.我不知道，也许吧。
Adler：Are you jealous?你吃醋了?
W：We're not acouple.我们不是一对儿。
Adler：Yes, you are. There,"I'm not dead. Let's have dinner. "你们当然是。好吧，这样"我没死一起吃晚餐吧。"
W：Who the hell knows about Sherlock Holmes? But for the record, If anyone out there still cares, I'm not actually gay.其实又有谁真正了解夏洛克.福尔摩斯?以免这世上我真的有人在乎，我还是声明一下，我不是同性恋。
Adler：Well, I am. Look at us both.I don't think so, do you?可我是,看看我们俩吧。最好别追上去了，你说呢?
Mrs H：Oh, Sherlock, Sherlock...哦夏洛克...
S：Don't snivel, Mrs Hudson, it'll do nothing to impede the flight of a bullet. What a tender world that would be.别哭了，赫德森太太，子弹真要出膛，眼泪也挡不住啊。不然世界可真是个温柔乡啊。
Mrs H：Oh, please, Sherlock...救救我，夏洛克...
Man A：I believe that you have something that we want, Mr Holmes.福尔摩斯先生，你手上有我们想要的东西。
S：Then why don't you ask for it?那为什么不来问我要呢?
Man A：Oh, I've been asking this one, she doesn't seem to know anything. But you know what I'm asking for, don't you, Mr Holmes?我一直在问这个人，但看来她全不知情，但你明白我要什么吧，福尔摩斯先生。
S：I believe I do.我很明白。
Mrs H：Please, help.求你了救我。
S：First get rid of your boys.先让你手下走人
Man A：Why?为什么?
S：I dislike being outnumbered, it makes for too much stupid in the room.我讨厌对方人数占优，那样房间里笨蛋就太多了。
Man A：You two, go to the car.你们俩到车旁边去等着。
S：Then get into the car and drive away. Don't try to trick me, you know who I am, it doesn't work.进到车里，开走。别指望能骗得过我，你们知道我是谁，没用的。
S：Next, you can stop pointing that gun at me.下一步可以不要拿枪指着我了。
Man A：So you can point a gun at me?然后你就可以反用枪指着我了?
S：I'm unarmed.我没有武器。
Man A：Mind if I check?介意我搜身吗?
S：Oh, I insist.请一定仔细搜。
S：Moron.白痴
Mrs H：Oh, thank you.谢谢你
S：You're all right now, you're all right.你没事了，没事了。
W：what's going on? Jeez, what the hell is happening?出什么事了?卧槽，发生什么了?
S：Mrs Hudson has been attacked by an American, I am restoring balance to the universe.赫德森太太被美国人袭击了，我是在声张正义。
W：Mrs Hudson, my God, are you all right? Jesus, what have they done to you?赫德森太太，天哪，你还好吧。天哪，他们怎么你了?
Mrs H：Oh, I'm just being so silly.哦，我真傻。
S：Take her downstairs and look after her.扶她下楼，好好照顾她。
W：It's all right, I'll have a look at that.没事，我来看看。
Mrs H：I'm fine, I'm fine.我没事，我没事。
W：Are you going to tell me what's going on?你还告不告诉我到底怎么回事?
S：I expect so, now go.以后再说现在先请离开。
S：Lestrade? We've had a break-in at Baker Street. Send your least irritating officers and an ambulance. Oh, no, no, no, we're fine. No, it's the burglar, he's got himself rather badly injured. Oh, a few broken ribs, fractured skull, suspected punctured lung...He fell out of a window.雷斯垂德?有歹徒闯进了我贝克街的公寓，派你手下最不烦人的警官来再派辆救护车，哦不不，我们都没事，是那个歹徒，他伤得挺严重的，肋骨骨折，头骨碎裂，极可能有肺穿孔，他跌出窗口了。
Mrs H：Oh, it stings. Oh, that was right on my bins.噢，好疼。刚好砸在我垃圾桶上。
L：And exactly how many times did he fall out the window?他到底从窗户里掉出来多少次?
S：It's all a bit of a blur, Detective Inspector. I lost count.当时场面太乱，探长，我数不清了。
W：She'll have to sleep upstairs in our flat tonight, we need to look after her.今晚她得睡在楼上我们套房里，我们得照看她。
Mrs H：No...
S：She's fine.不，她没事。
W：No, she's not, look at her. She's got to take some time away from Baker Street. She can stay with her sister, doctor's orders.她有事，你看她。她得离开贝克街一段时间可以和她的姐妹呆在一起，这是医嘱。
S：Don't be absurd.别说笑了.
W：She's in shock, forGod's sake, and all over some stupidcamera-phone. where is it anyway?她受惊了看在上帝的份上都怪那该死的拍照手机到底它在哪儿?
S：Safest place I know.我所知道的最安全的地方。
Mrs H：You left it in the pocket of your second best dressing gown, you clot! I managed to sneak it out when they thought I was having a cry.你放在你第二好的浴袍口袋里了，傻瓜。我偷运出来了，他们还以为我在嚎啕大哭呢。
S：Thank you. Shame on you, John Watson.谢谢你。你羞愧吗，约翰华生。
W：Shame on me?我羞愧?
S：Mrs Hudson leave Baker Street? England would fall.让赫德森太太离开贝克街?英格兰会崩溃的。
W：Where is it now?它现在在哪儿?
S：Where no-one will look.没人会找的地方。
W：Whatever's on that phone is more than just pictures.无论手机里有什么，绝不止是图片那么简单。
S：Yes, it is.是的
W：So, she's alive then. How are we feeling about that?所以她还活着，你对此有什么感受?
S：Happy New Year, John.新年快乐，约翰。
W：Do you think you'll be seeing her again?你觉得你还会见到她吗?
