你真的会用fuck吗?

学了这么久的英语，真的知道怎么用fuck吗？要不先试读下面这段儿?

Fuck fucking fucked fucker fucking fuckups fuck fucking fucked fucking fuckup fucking fucker's fuck

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反正我今天读到这句话就是这个表情，然后无聊整理了一下fuck的用法，不一定全，算是比较常用的吧。上面那句话的解释在文末。

Fuck 常用法整理

• What the fuck?
  这应该是最常用的了吧。表困惑，愤怒，或是被冒犯了
• Fuck!
  表示愤怒。
  eg: 我特么马上就要pentakill的时候死掉了。'Fuck!'应该挺应景的。
• Fuck it.
  表示不去想了，认命，接受失败。
  eg: 网上搜索搜索片子，半个小时都没搜到。'Fuck it, I give up.'
• Holy Fuck!
  表示惊讶，可用来替换 Jesus Christ.
  eg: 睡一觉发现支付宝多了￥500，000。'Holy fuck, how did that get there.'
• Fuck you/him/her/that.
  这跟我们的国骂有点像了
• **Go fuck yourself. **
  跟fuck you一样都是表示异常愤怒。
  eg: 跟朋友出去总是要求你买单。'I got a better idea, why don't you go fuck yourself?'
• Did you fuck her? Was she a good fuck?
  字面意思很清楚了诶，说出来好羞耻啊，23333333
• Fuck no/ fuck yeah
  加强语气
• Fuck me.
  常听到的应该是很沮丧的时候说的。另一种就是字面意思，一般是女生说，but not always :)
  eg: 去踢足球结果没有带球。'Fuck me, now I can't play.'
• Don't fuck me over.
  不要糊弄我
  eg: 我一哥们儿说要去机场接我，结果没来。'You fucked me over, man! You said you would be there to pick me up.'
• Are you fucking with me?
  相当于to joke with sb.
  eg: 室友刚刚说他能一顿吃两斤米饭。Are you fucking with me?
• Stop fucking around.
  fucking around 指的是不做正事儿
  eg: Stop fucking around on Moments and let's go to study.
• He's fucked.
  指某人处于一个很糟糕的地步了。
  eg: There's no way he's going to pass ACCA exam, he's fucked.
• He's fucked up.
  某人嗑药嗑多了的状态，或者是打架受了严重的伤
  eg: Joey drunk too much tonight, He's fucked up！
• That's fucking stupid
  作为副词强调形容词
  eg： She is fucking stunning.
• What a stupid fuck.
  作为名词，一般前面跟形容词去指代某人
  eg: She lost my purse again, what a dumb fuck.
• I don't give a fuck.
  表示一点也不在乎
  eg: 室友劝我好好学习，不然又是专业倒数第一。'I don't give a fuck at all.'
• **Fuck off. **
  被惹恼之后让某人滚开
• Where the fuck are we?
  你不知道你在哪，愤怒的说出这句话
• I don't fucking know.
  增强动词know 的语气
  eg: 如果你天天问我为啥搞这个公众号。。。。'I don't fucking know!'
• **Shut the fuck up. **
  闭嘴！！不是shut fuck up, 是shut the fuck up!
• Fuck up
  fuck up 指一个一事无成的人
  eg: I am such a fuck up. I'm 21, don't have a job, and still live with my parents.
• **Who the fuck are you? **
  你他妈是谁？
• Abso-fucking-lutely, de-fucking-lious
  fucking 插在单词中间，加强语气
  eg: 朋友问我想去撸一把嘛？ 'Abso-fucking-lutely'
• **Mother fucker **
  这应该是最恶毒的了吧，自己查查看

文首句子分析

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S = sentence
E = exclamation
NP = noun phrase
VP = verb phrase
RC = relative clause
v = verb
n = noun
PN = processing noun
ADJ = adjective
ADV = adverb
AEA = adjective enhancing adverb
OVA = object verb adjective