一个梗，something is like teenage sex

X is like teenage sex:

It is on everyone's mind all the time.

Everyone talks about it all the time.

Everyone thinks that everyone else is doing it.

Almost no one is really doing it.

The few who are doing it are: A. doing it poorly, B. not practicing it safely, and C. sure it will be better next time.

X就像是中学生耍流氓：

一、每个人一天到晚都在想。

二、每个人一天到晚都在说。

三、每个人都以为所有其他人都在干。

四、其实没几个人真干过。

五、那几个真干过的都：ａ．干得很差，ｂ．干得不安全，ｃ．坚信下次会更好。

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