how to woo a girl skillfully

Example 1 :

Boy :　whoa , whoa . 不好了。 

Girl :　what ? 怎么了？

Boy ：　was that an earthquake ?  Or did you just rock my world ?刚才地震了吗？还是你震撼了我的世界？

Example 2 : 

Boy : Sorry , did you have Band-Aid . 不好意思，你有创可贴吗？

Girl : No , I don't , I'm sorry . 没有，我没有，不好意思。

Boy : It's okay , I just scraped my knee falling for you . 没关系，我为你的美丽倾倒，所以伤到了我的膝盖。

Girl : Oh , my God . Oh , my god . Did you really just say that ? Did you really just say that  ? 

Do you want my number ? 

Boy : Fuck , yeah . 当然想要

Example 3 : 

BOY :  Excuse me ,  Do you know if there's an airport nearby ? 打扰一下，附近有机场吗？

GIRL :  An airport nearby ? 附近的机场？

BOY :  Yeah , or was that just my heart taking off because you walked past . 你走过的时候，我的心都飞起来来了。

GIRL : Oh , my gosh . 

EXAMPLE 4 : 

BOY :  If I had 5 cents for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you .  I would have 5 cents . 

如果一看到你这么美的人，我就存五分钱，我就有五分钱了。

GIRL :  Thanks . 

EXAMPLE 5 : 

BOY :  Can I get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist ? 

GIRL :  Oh , that's so cute . Sure .

BOY :  Do you mind taking our picture ? 你能给我们拍张合影吗？

Stranger :  There you go .