(翻译)程序员的程序不工作时他们最常说的20个回复

The Top 20 replies by programmers when their programs do not work

程序员的程序不工作时他们最常说的20个回复

 

20. "That's weird..."                                                       那真怪异!

19. "It's never done that before."                                    那是以前从来没有过的.

18. "It worked yesterday."                                             昨天还可以工作呢.

17. "How is that possible?"                                            怎么会呢?

16. "It must be a hardware problem."                             肯定是硬件问题.

15. "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?"        你输错了什么使系统崩溃了?

14. "There is something funky in your data."                    你的数据有些古怪.

13. "I haven't touched that module in weeks!"                 我几个星期都没有动过那个模块了!

12. "You must have the wrong version."                          你肯定是拿错了版本

11. "It's just some unlucky coincidence."                         这只是一些不幸的巧合罢了.

10. "I can't test everything!"                                            我不可能测试所有的东西!

9. "THIS can't be the source of THAT."                         这不可能是那个的来源!!!

8. "It works, but it hasn't been tested."                            它可以工作,但是还没有测试过.

7. "Somebody must have changed my code."                  肯定是有人改了我的代码

6. "Did you check for a virus on your system?"                你对你的系统做了病毒检查吗?

5. "Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel?           即使它不工作,它感觉如何呢?

4. "You can't use that version on your system."                你不能在你的系统上使用那个版本.

3. "Why do you want to do it that way?"                         你为什么要那么做?

2. "Where were you when the program blew up?"           当程序崩溃时你在哪?

 

And the Number One reply by programmers when their programs don't work:

而程序员的头号回答就是:

 

1.       "It works on my machine."                                       它在我电脑上可以工作.

Or

1.       I thought I fixed that.                                                我想我早就修复它了.

 

来自:

http://www.infoarchgroup.com/DontWork.html

http://www.thenetworkadministrator.com/top20.htm