So why did I do it?
我为什么这样做？
I could offer a million answers, all false.
我可以提供上万个答案，可是全部是错误的。
The truth is that I'm a bad person,
事实上我本来就是一个坏人，
but that's going to change,
但是我会改变，
I'm going to change.
我正在改变。
This is the last of this sort of thing.
这是我最后一次做这种事情。
I'm cleaning up and I'm moving on,
我已经洗心革面，继续前进，
going straight and choosing life.
一直向前，选择生活。
I'm looking forward to it already.
我已经在期盼那样的生活了。
I'm going to be just like you:
我将像你一样：
the job, the family,
工作，家庭，
the fucking big television,
他妈的大电视机，
the washing machine, the car,
洗衣机，汽车，
the compact disc and electrical tin opener,
镭射音响，电动开罐器，
good health, low cholesterol, dental insurance,
保养自己的身体、低胆固醇，牙医保险，
mortgage, starter home,
抵押贷款，低价住房，
leisurewear, luggage,
休闲装，旅行包，
three-piece suite, DIY,
三件套，DIY，
game shows, junk food, children,
体育节目，垃圾食品，子女，
walks in the park, nine to five,
在公园散步，朝九晚五，
good at golf, washing the car,
打高尔夫，洗车，
choice of sweaters,
选择毛衣，
family Christmas,
家庭圣诞，
indexed pension,
养老金
tax exemption,
免税，
clearing the gutters,
清理下水道
getting by,
过日子，
looking ahead, to the day you die.
一直向前，直到死的那一天。