Pet parrot (3)

       A man has a pet parrot that hardly ever stopped talking. 

       One day the man was going to have an old friend over so he told the parrot to be quiet or else he would flush him. The parrot kept talking and the man warned him again. It didn't work. The parrot kept right on talking. The man took the parrot and flushed him down the toilet. 

       When his friend arrived the friend asked if he could use the bathroom. The man said sure it is the first door on the right. When the friend comes out he asks if there is a tape player in the bathroom. The man says no and than asks why. The friend tells him that he heard something say "I see your heinie, looks so shiny." 

       So the man and his friend go in there and they see his parrot going in circles singing "Floating Down The River On A Big Brown Log"

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