Linux is fun! Huhhh. OK so you don’t believe me. Mind me at the end of this article you will have to believe that Linux is actually a fun box.
1. Command: sl (Steam Locomotive)
You might be aware of command ‘ls‘ the list command and use it frequently to view the contents of a folder but because of miss-typing sometimes you would result in ‘sl‘, how about getting a little fun in terminal and not “command not found“.
root@tecmint:~# apt-get install sl (In Debian like OS) root@tecmint:~# yum -y install sl (In Red Hat like OS)
root@tecmint:~# sl
This command works even when you type ‘LS‘ and not ‘ls‘.
No! No!! it is not as much complex as it seems. You would be familiar with telnet. Telnet is a text-oriented bidirectional network protocol over network. Here is nothing to be installed. What you should have is a Linux box and a working Internet.
root@tecmint:~# telnet towel.blinkenlights.nl
what about getting your random fortune, sometimes funny in terminal.
root@tecmint:~# apt-get install fortune (for aptitude based system) root@tecmint:~# yum install fortune (for yum based system)
root@tecmint:~# fortune You're not my type. For that matter, you're not even my species!!! Future looks spotty. You will spill soup in late evening. You worry too much about your job. Stop it. You are not paid enough to worry. Your love life will be... interesting.
It reverse every string given to it, is not it funny.
root@tecmint:~# rev 123abc cba321 xuniL eb ot nrob born to be Linux
Time for some Mathematics, this command output all the possible factors of a given number.
root@tecmint:~# factor 5 5: 5 12 12: 2 2 3 1001 1001: 7 11 13 5442134 5442134: 2 2721067
OK fine this is not a command and a script but it is nice.
root@tecmint:~# for i in {1..12}; do for j in $(seq 1 $i); do echo -ne $i×$j=$((i*j))\\t;done; echo;done 1×1=1 2×1=2 2×2=4 3×1=3 3×2=6 3×3=9 4×1=4 4×2=8 4×3=12 4×4=16 5×1=5 5×2=10 5×3=15 5×4=20 5×5=25 6×1=6 6×2=12 6×3=18 6×4=24 6×5=30 6×6=36 7×1=7 7×2=14 7×3=21 7×4=28 7×5=35 7×6=42 7×7=49 8×1=8 8×2=16 8×3=24 8×4=32 8×5=40 8×6=48 8×7=56 8×8=64 9×1=9 9×2=18 9×3=27 9×4=36 9×5=45 9×6=54 9×7=63 9×8=72 9×9=81 10×1=10 10×2=20 10×3=30 10×4=40 10×5=50 10×6=60 10×7=70 10×8=80 10×9=90 10×10=100 11×1=11 11×2=22 11×3=33 11×4=44 11×5=55 11×6=66 11×7=77 11×8=88 11×9=99 11×10=110 11×11=121 12×1=12 12×2=24 12×3=36 12×4=48 12×5=60 12×6=72 12×7=84 12×8=96 12×9=108 12×10=120 12×11=132 12×12=144
An ASCII cow in terminal that will say what ever you want.
root@tecmint:~# apt-get install cowsay (for Debian based OS) root@tecmint:~# yum install cowsay (for Red Hat based OS)
root@tecmint:~# cowsay I Love nix ____________ < I Love nix > ------------ \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
How about pipelineing ‘fortune command‘, described above with cowsay?
root@tecmint:~# fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Q: How many Oregonians does it take to \ | screw in a light bulb? A: Three. One to | | screw in the light bulb and two to fend | | off all those | | | | Californians trying to share the | \ experience. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
Note: ‘|‘ is called pipeline instruction and it is used where the output of one command needs to be the input of another command. In the above example the output of ‘fortune‘ command acts as an input of ‘cowsay‘ command. This pipeline instruction is frequently used in scripting and programming.
xcowsay is a graphical program which response similar to cowsay but in a graphical manner, hence it is X of cowsay.
apt-get insatll xcowsay yum install xcowsay
root@tecmint:~# xcowsay I Love nix
cowthink is another command just run “cowthink Linux is sooo funny” and see the difference in output of cowsay and cowthink.
apt-get insatll cowthink yum install cowthink
root@tecmint:~# cowthink ....Linux is sooo funny _________________________ ( ....Linux is sooo funny ) ------------------------- o ^__^ o (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
It is funny but useful as well, specially in scripts and for System Administrators where an automated predefined response can be passed to terminal or generated.
root@tecmint:~# yes I Love Linux I Love Linux I Love Linux I Love Linux I Love Linux I Love Linux I Love Linux I Love Linux I Love Linux I Love Linux I Love Linux I Love Linux I Love Linux
Note: (Till you interrupt i.e ctrl+c).
what? Are u kidding, huhh no! Definitely not, but for sure this command name itself is too funny, and I don’t know from where this command gets it’s name.
root@tecmint:~# apt-get install toilet root@tecmint:~# yum install toilet
root@tecmint:~# toilet tecmint mmmmmmm " m # mmm mmm mmmmm mmm m mm mm#mm mmm mmm mmmmm # #" # #" " # # # # #" # # #" " #" "# # # # # #"""" # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # "#mm" "#mm" # # # mm#mm # # "mm # "#mm" "#m#" # # #
It even offers some kind of color and fonts style.
root@tecmint:~# toilet -f mono12 -F metal Tecmint.com
Note: Figlet is another command that more or less provide such kind of effect in terminal.
You might have seen Hollywood movie ‘matrix‘ and would be fascinated with power, Neo was provided with, to see anything and everything in matrix or you might think of an animation that looks alike Hacker‘s desktop.
root@tecmint:~# apt-get install cmatrix root@tecmint:~# yum install cmatrix
root@tecmint:~# cmatrix
OK so you believe that mouse pointer of Linux is the same silly black/white pointer where no animation lies then I fear you could be wrong. “oneko“ is a package that will attach a “Jerry“ with you mouse pointer and moves along with you pointer.
root@tecmint:~# apt-get install oneko root@tecmint:~# yum install oneko
root@tecmint:~# oneko
Note: Once you close the terminal from which oneko was run, jerry will disappear, nor will start at start-up. You can add the application to start up and continue enjoying.
This is a very nasty piece of code. Run this at your own risk. This actually is a fork bomb which exponentially multiplies itself till all the system resource is utilized and the system hangs. (To check the power of above code you should try it once, but all at your own risk, close and save all other programs and file before running fork bomb).
root@tecmint:~# ){ :& }:
The below “while” command is a script which provides you with colored date and file till you interrupt (ctrl + c). Just copy and paste the below code in terminal.
root@tecmint:~# while true; do echo "$(date '+%D %T' | toilet -f term -F border --gay)"; sleep 1; done
Note: The above script when modified with following command, will gives similar output but with a little difference, check it in your terminal.
root@tecmint:~# while true; do clear; echo "$(date '+%D %T' | toilet -f term -F border --gay)"; sleep 1; done
Just Turn the Knob of your multimedia speaker to full before pasting this command in your terminal and let us know how you felt listening the god’s voice.
root@tecmint:~# apt-get install espeak root@tecmint:~# yum install espeak
root@tecmint:~# espeak "Tecmint is a very good website dedicated to Foss Community"
How about fire in your terminal. Just type “aafire” in the terminal, without quotes and see the magic. Press any key to interrupt the program.
root@tecmint:~# apt-get install libaa-bin
root@tecmint:~# aafire
First install “apt-get insatll bb” and then, type “bb” in terminal and see what happens.
root@tecmint:~# bb
Won’t it be an awesome feeling for you if you can update you twitter status from command line in front of your friend and they seems impressed. OK just replace username, password andyour status message with your’s username, password and “your status message“.
root@tecmint:~# url -u YourUsername:YourPassword -d status="Your status message" http://twitter.com/statuses/update.xml
How it will be to get an aquarium in terminal.
root@tecmint:~# apt-get install libcurses-perl root@tecmint:~# cd /tmp root@tecmint:~# wget http://search.cpan.org/CPAN/authors/id/K/KB/KBAUCOM/Term-Animation-2.4.tar.gz root@tecmint:~# tar -zxvf Term-Animation-2.4.tar.gz root@tecmint:~# cd Term-Animation-2.4/ root@tecmint:~# perl Makefile.PL && make && make test root@tecmint:~# make install
Now Download and Install ASCIIquarium.
root@tecmint:~# cd /tmp root@tecmint:~# wget http://www.robobunny.com/projects/asciiquarium/asciiquarium.tar.gz root@tecmint:~# tar -zxvf asciiquarium.tar.gz root@tecmint:~# cd asciiquarium_1.1/ root@tecmint:~# cp asciiquarium /usr/local/bin root@tecmint:~# chmod 0755 /usr/local/bin/asciiquarium
And finally run “asciiquarium” or “/usr/local/bin/asciiquarium“ in terminal without quotes and be a part of magic that will be taking place in front of your eyes.
root@tecmint:~# asciiquarium
First install “apt-get install funny-manpages” and then run man pages for the commands below. Some of them may be 18+, run at your own risk, they all are too funny.
baby celibacy condom date echo flame flog gong grope, egrope, fgrope party rescrog rm rtfm tm uubp woman (undocumented) xkill xlart sex strfry
root@tecmint:~# man baby
It is time for you to have some one liner tweaks.
root@tecmint:~# world bash: world: not found
root@tecmint:~# touch girls\ boo** touch: cannot touch `girls boo**': Permission denied
root@tecmint:~# nice man woman No manual entry for woman
root@tecmint:~# ^How did the sex change operation go?^ bash: :s^How did the sex change operation go?^ : substitution failed
root@tecmint:~# %blow bash: fg: %blow: no such job
root@tecmint:~# make love make: *** No rule to make target `love'. Stop.
$ [ whereis my brain? sh: 2: [: missing ]
% man: why did you get a divorce? man:: Too many arguments.
% !:say, what is saccharine? Bad substitute.
server@localhost:/srv$ \(- bash: (-: command not found
Linux is sexy: who | grep -i blonde | date; cd ~; unzip; touch; strip; finger; mount; gasp; yes; uptime; umount; sleep (If you know what i mean)
There are certain other but these don’t work on all the system and hence not included in this article. Some of them are man dog , filter, banner, etc.
Have fun, you can say me thanks later
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