Love.php

$me = new MySelf();
while(($people = find_someone() != null) {
    if ($people->isYou()) {
        Log::fatal("find someone who will tear up my soul");
        $soulmate = $people;
        break;
    }
}

while ($soulmate->doWhatever()) {
    $me.distanceFromLove--;
    $me->enjoyThisMoment();
}