016 Bark, George

George’s mother said:“Bark, George.”

George went:“ Meow.”

“No,George,” said George’s mother. “Cats go meow. Dogs go arf. Now, bark, George.”

George went:“Quack-quack.”

“No,George,” said George’s mother. “Ducks go quack-quack. Dogs go arf. Now, bark,George.”

George went:“Qink.”

“No,George,” said George’s mother. “Pigs go qink. Dogs go arf. Now, bark, George.”

George went:“Moo.”

George’s mother took George to the vet.

“I’ll soon get to the bottom of this,” said the vet.

“Please bark, George.”

George went: “ Meow.”

The vet reached deep down inside of George…

And pulled out a cat.

“Bark again, George.” George went:”Quack-quack.”

The vet reached deep, deep down inside of George…

And pulled out a duck.

“Bark again, George.” George went:”Qink.”

The vet reached deep, deep, deep down inside of George…

And pulled out a pig.

“Bark again, George.”George went:”Moo.”

The vet put on his longest latex glove…

Then he reached deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deepdown inside of George…

And pulled out a cow.

“Bark again, George.”

George went: “arf.”

George’s mother was so thrilled that she kissed the vet…

And the cat. And the duck. And the pig. And the cow.

On the way home, she wanted to show George off to everyone on the street. So she said, “Bark, George.”

And George went: “Hello!”