| 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|
| cece，我爱你 | |
| 祝宝贝开心幸福(__) | |
| So there was this one night before I met your mother, | 就在我遇到你们母亲的前一晚 |
| when I really wanted to go to the bar. | 那天我特别特别想去酒吧 |
| The bar... big surprise. | 酒吧……意料之中 |
| You sure spent a lot of time in bars. | 你们的确是花很多时间泡酒吧 |
| Well,that's just we did back then. | 呵呵，我们当时就这点休闲 |
| Me,uncle marshall and aunt lily, | 我，Marshal和Lily |
| Barney，Robin barney,robin-- | |
| we all used to hang out at this one bar called mcclaren'S. | 我们经常去的酒吧叫作Mcclaren's |
| But then,one night... | 但是，一天晚上…… |
| why don't we go to mcclaren's? | 我们去Mcclaren's怎么样？ |
| Let's go to mcclaren'S. | 我们去Mcclaren's吧 |
| You guys talking to each other? | 你们俩在跟彼此打电话？ |
| Nobody's listening? | 没人听我说话？ |
| What's wrong with mcclaren's? Mcclaren's is bore-snore. | -Mcclaren's不好吗-Mcclaren's沉闷极了 |
| Ted,tonight we're going to go out. We're going to meet some ladies. | Ted，今晚我们出去玩,我们要去钓女生 |
| It's going to be legendary. Phone five. | 这肯定是传奇性的！手机击掌 |
| I had no idea why I hung out with barney. | 我搞不清为什么和Barney是朋友 |
| Ted,You didn't phone five,did you? I know when you don't phone five,ted. | 你没有手机击掌，对不对？我知道你没有手机击掌 |
| Come on. We always to go to mcclaren'S. | 来吧，我们总是去Mcclaren's |
| Yeah,'cause Mcclaren's is fun. | 是啊，因为Mcclaren's有趣 |
| Mcclaren's is this much fun. | Mcclaren's只是这么有趣 |
| What I'm offering is the chance to have... this much fun. | 我提议的可是……这么有趣的 |
| See,you say that. You say it's going to be this much fun, | 瞧，你又这么说。每次你都说会这么有趣 |
| but most of the time it ends up being this much fun. | 结果大多数时候都只有这么有趣 |
| This much fun is good. It's safe. It's guaranteed. | 这么有趣够了，这样安全，有保障 |
| This hand gesture thing doesn't really work on the phone,does it? | 我们打电话的时候，这些手势其实没什么用，对不？ |
| No,it doesn't. | 是啊，没有用 |
| get in the cab. Marshall,you,too. | 上计程车。Marshall，你也一样 |
| --Oh,I wish I could. I think lily and i are just going to...--I understand. | -哦，我也很想，但是Lily正要和我……-我理解 |
| Ted,get in the cab. | Ted，上计程车 |
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| Why can marshall say no? | 为什么Marshall可以拒绝？ |
| Uh,because he's getti laid. | 嗯，因为他有上床的对象了 |
| Consistently. | 常任的 |
| Ted,ted,ted... right here. | Ted，Ted，Ted……看这儿 |
| You keep going to the same bar. You're in a rut. | 你每次都去同一间酒吧,你墨守成规了 |
| And I am a rut-buster. I'm going to bust your rut. | 而我则是一个成规破坏者,我要破坏你的成规 |
| It's not a rut,ok? It's a routine,and I like it. | 这不是成规，好不好？这是常规，我喜欢常规 |
| Ted,what's the first syllable in "rut-tine"? | Ted，常规和成规就差第一个字 |
| Peace out,suckers. | 沉闷去吧，输家们 |
| All right,so what's this legendary plan? First we've got to pick someone up at the airport. | -好吧，你的传奇性的计划是怎么样的？-首先我们去机场接某个人 |
| --Okay,I'm out of here. --Estaban,doors. | -好了，我要下车-Estaban，关门 |
| okay,we just do this one little thing,and the rest of the night is ours. | 好的，我们先完成这件小事,接下来整个晚上都是我们的 |
| Why do you have those suitcases,and who are we picking up? | 你怎么提着两口箱子？我们要接谁？ |
| I don't know. Maybe her. Or her. | 我不知道，也许她，或者是她 |
| wait,so when you said you were going to pick someone up at the airport, | 等等，你刚才说“去机场接某个人” |
| you meant you were going to "pick someone up" at the airport? | 就真的是在机场接“某个人”？ |
| Scenario: A couple of girls fly into town looking for a fun weekend in nyc, | 情景假设：一群小妞飞抵纽约城想要享受一段浪漫之旅 |
| when they meet two handsome international businessmen | 在那儿她们遇见了两个潇洒的国际商人 |
| just back from a lucrative trip to japan. | 刚刚从日本盈利归来 |
| Sample dialogue: "You have a wheelie bag? Well,I have a eelie bag." | 示范对话：“你的旅行箱有轮子？真巧，我的也有” |
| --You've got to be kidding me.--False. | -你在跟我开玩笑-错 |
| Sidebar... tuck in your shirt. You look sketchy. | 补充提示，把你的衬衫塞进去,你这样看起来不修边幅 |
| I'm sketchy? | 不修边幅？ |
| Trust me,it's going to be legendary. | 相信我，这肯定是传奇性的 |
| Don't say "legendary," okay? You're too liberal with the word "legendary." | 别说“传奇性的”，好不好？你太滥用“传奇性的”这个词了 |
| We're building an igloo in central park. | 我们要在中央公园修一个爱斯基摩冰屋 |
| It's going to be legendary. Snowsuit up! | 这将会是传奇性的！穿上羽绒服！ |
| Ted,ted,ted... right here. | Ted，Ted……看这儿！ |
| This is happening. Now you can either put the bags on the carousel now, | 已经来这儿了，现在你要不就是去把旅行箱放上行李传送带 |
| or you can listen to me give you a really long speech | 要不就是听我长篇大论一番 |
| convincing you to put the bags on the carousel.Your move. | 说服你放上去,你自己决定 |
| Ted,since the dawn of time-- mankind has struggled... | Ted，自从亘古以来，人类努力要…… |
| that night,marshall had a ton of studying to do. | 那天晚上，Marshall埋头于学习当中 |
| So lily went out with robin..who was new to new york and looking for a friend. | 于是Lily和Robin一起出去Robin刚来纽约，想找个朋友 |
| I'm so glad we finally get to hang out,just the two of us. | 我真高兴我们可以一起玩儿了,就我们两个 |
| Yeah. You sure you're okay giving up your friday night | 你真的愿意周五晚上…… |
| to hang with an old,almost married lady? | 和一个快嫁人的老姑娘玩儿吗？ |
| Oh, please. I'm so sick of the meat-market scene. | 哦，得了吧,我早就腻味找异性伙伴了 |
| Guys are like the subway. You miss one,another one comes along in five minutes. | 男人就像地铁,你错过了一趟，下一趟5分钟后到 |
| Unless it's the end of the night and then you get on anything. Hey-oh! | 除非要是快午夜了,你就随便什么都上了 |
| Compliments of that guy. | 那位先生送的 |
| Really? Sweet. | 真的？好极了 |
| Oh,for you it's $6. | 哦，你这杯要6美元 |
| Oh,yes,that's one drawback to being engaged. I'm sure that's why he didn'T... | 哦，这就是订婚后的缺点,他应该就是因为这个才…… |
| --hey.--Oh,hello. | -嘿-哦，你好 |
| So,uh... did you just get in from detroit? | 那么，嗯……你刚从底特律来的？ |
| Japan. | 日本 |
| Okay,carousel 4 is tapped out. Ready? Because I'm about to drop some knowledge. | 好的，4号传送带要开始了，准备好了吗？因为我要给你上上课 |
| Cute girls are not from buffalo. | 靓妹不会来自布法罗！ |
| Time-out,10:00. | 上完了，十点方向 |
| You ready to rock this,tedder? | 准备上场，Tedder |
| All right,I think we need to refine our back story first. How did we...? | 好吧，我们应该重编个故事,我们怎么会……？ |
| Ted,you klutzy great guy you. | Ted，你这个笨拙的家伙 |
| Hey,I'm barney. | 嘿，我是Barney |
| --Hi. My god,are you okay?--I am so sorry. | -嗨，你还好吗？-我很抱歉 |
| It's fine. No,you were shaky on your landing. I give you a 9.2. Ooh. | 没关系，不过你的落地有些不稳,我给你打9.2分 |
| --Hi. I'm ted.--I'm laura. | -你们好，我是Tedabc-我叫Laura. |
| Look,I'm really sorry that we have to hit and run,but we've got a plane to catch. | 听着，我很抱歉不得不肇事逃逸了,因为我们还要赶飞机 |
| --Where you headed?--Philadelphia. | -你们要去哪儿？-费城 |
| --Philly? That's where we're headed.--You are? | -费城？我们也要去那儿-真的？ |
| --Well,then we'll see you on the plane.--Yes,you will. | -好吧，我们飞机上见-是的，会见面的 |
| Follow them. Ticket's on me. | 跟上她们，我去买机票 |
| No. Barney! Don't you get on that escalator! | 不，Barney！你敢走上那个自动扶梯！ |
| And don't you dare get on that subsequent escalator! | 你敢走上接下来的自动扶梯！ |
| Studying law. | 学法律 |
| Making a responsible choice for my future | 为我的将来作打算 |
| on friday night | 周五的夜晚 |
| being a lawyer had better be awese. | 当律师最好有意义 |
| whazzup,ted? | 怎么样，Ted？ |
| --Are you all right?--Yeah. | -你还好吗？-是的 |
| Hey,guess where I am. I'm on A... ready? Plane to... ready? Philadelphia. | 嘿，猜猜我在哪儿，我在…准备好，飞机上,要去…准备好，费城 |
| --That is awesome.--Hey,is that marshall? | -那可真是太棒了-嘿，是不是Marshall？ |
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| Marshall,st whatever you're doing, | Marshall，放下手头的一切工作 |
| get in that hoopty-ass fiero of yours and come meet us in philly. | 开动你那辆铁皮屁股的Fiero汽车在费城和我们见面 |
| It's going to be legendary. | 这将会是传奇性的 |
| Man,I wish I could,guys... | 天啊，我希望我可以，伙计们…… |
| yeah,yeah,yeah. I sent you some pictures on my phone.Check it. | 是啊是啊，我给你发了几张图片你看看 |
| Philly. Admit it: You're having fun. | 费城承认吧：你兴致来了 |
| This much fu... 35,000 feet of fun. | 这么的有趣,35000英尺高的有趣 |
| Well,I didn't think I'd be flying to philadehia | 好吧，我今天早上睡醒的时候…… |
| when I woke up this morning,I'll give you that. | 可想不到会今天飞到费城去,我只能这么说 |
| Attaboy. Let's go talk to those girls. | 好样的,我们去和那些小妞聊聊 |
| Whoa,whoa,the seat belt sign's on. | 喔，喔，安全带指示灯亮着呢 |
| Ted,you've been living your whole life in a seat belt. It's time to unclick. | Ted，你这一生都坐在安全带里,是时候解开了 |
| --Sir,the seat belt light's on.--Sorry,sorry,sorry. | -先生，安全带指示灯亮着呢-对不起，对不起 |
| Well,I ew up in park slope. | 我在帕克坡公园那边长大的 |
| I love park slope. When did you move to manhattan? | 哦，我喜欢帕克坡公园,那你什么时候搬到曼哈顿的？ |
| You're from park slope? | 你来自帕克坡公园？ |
| Uh,no,she is. | 嗯，不，是她 |
| So where are you from? Heaven? | 那你从哪儿来？天堂？ |
| Yeah,I'm a ghost. I died 15 years ago,like that pickup line. | 是啊，我是个鬼魂，我是十五年前就死了,就像你刚才的搭讪辞一样 |
| God,I'm so sorry. | 老天，我很抱歉 |
| Oh,believe me,I've been there. | 哦，相信我，我也有过这种经验 |
| I have this line that I use when guys come... check it out. | 我也有对付男人搭讪的台词……听我的 |
| Hey... you take this one. I'll save it for the next one. | 嘿……这个你解决吧,我对付下一个 |
| so what brings you guys to philly? | 你们为什么要去费城？ |
| We're visiting our boyfriends. | 我们要去见我们的男朋友 |
| I think hers is going to propose this weekend. | 我想她那位这周末就要求婚了 |
| Isn't that great? | 很好不是吗？ |
| So great. | 太好了 |
| So there we were: | 当时我们的情况是 |
| Stuck on an airplane to philadelphia with two very un-single girls, | 困在去费城的航班上,身边是两个非单身的美眉 |
| all thanks to your uncle barney. | 这得多谢你们的Barney叔叔 |
| Aren't they cute? They're both linebackers for the eagles. | 他们是不是很帅？他们都是费城鹰队的后卫 |
| both? Both of their boyfriends are linebackers | 两个都是？她们的男朋友都是橄榄球队后卫！ |
| You're going to philly? Why? | 你要去费城？为什么？ |
| I didn't ask. | 我没问 |
| Well,it's sounds like you're having a lot more fun than I am. | 听起来你的乐趣比我多多了 |
| I'm just talking to guy's backs while they hit on robin. | 我只能看着男人们的后背,当他们搭讪Robin时候 |
| Yeah,I bet she gets that a lot. | 是啊，我相信搭讪她的人不少 |
| Don't you bet I get that a lot? | 你不相信搭讪我的人很多？ |
| Not with a ring on your finger. | 只要你戴着戒指就不会啊 |
| I mean,you know,guys see the ring,it's like ka-chong,marshall parking only. | 我是说，男的看见你的戒指就好像,注意，Marshall专用停车位 |
| Oh,of course. That's it,the ring. I guess I'm not used to it yet. | 哦，原来如此，是戒指的原因,我才我还没习惯它 |
| Oh,it's totally the ring. | 哦，就是戒指的原因 |
| If you took that ring off your finger,you'd have a ton of guys crowding your junk. | 如果你把戒指取掉,男人们会像潮水般包围你 |
| I'm not gonna take off my ring. | 我要取掉我的戒指 |
| Wouldn't you be jealous of guys swarming all over my beeswax? | 你就不嫉妒别的蜜蜂包围你的鲜花？ |
| Oh,yeah,you know me-- I'm the jealous type. | 哦，是啊，你了解我的,我是个醋坛子 |
| Any goon so much as looks at you,I'll sock him in the kisser. | 那个混球敢多看你一眼,我就给他一顿老拳 |
| No. Seriously,you girls have a good time tonight. | 不，说真的，你今晚可以放松放松 |
| Bye. | 再见 |
| Robin! Robin! Hey,I'm over here. | Robin！Robin！嘿，我在这儿呢 |
| G-g-goin' to philly! | 走-走-去费城！ |
| Marshall,don't come to philly. | Marshall，别来费城了 |
| But we're on an adventure. | 但我们要开始一段冒险 |
| We're on a tmac in philadelphia. Crazy... adventure. | 我们现在在费城机场，神经病的……冒险 |
| Fine. | 好吧 |
| No! No! The night has just started. | 不！不！今晚才刚刚开始 |
| Look,airport bar. Flight attendants. | 瞧，机场的酒吧，漂亮的空姐 |
| They'll get your tray table in its full upright position say what?! | 她们会为你服务，说：“什么？” |
| Passengers mosby and stenson,please come with us,gentlemen. | 乘客Mosby先生和Stenson先生，两位请跟我们走一趟 |
| Keep your hands where I can see them. | 把你们的手放在我看得见的地方 |
| Barney,I am going to kill you. | Barney，我要宰了你 |
| Don't say you're gonna kill someone in front of airport security. | 别在机场安全人员面前说你要宰了谁 |
| Not cool,not cool. | 这可不好 |
| This is an outrage! | 真是太让人生气了 |
| We are international businessmen on very important international business trip. | 我们是国际商人,我们要参加非常重要的国际会议 |
| I demand you release us immediately! | 我要求你们立刻释放我们 |
| You demand?!No,no,no,no,no. He does not demand.We-we-we-we have no demands. | 你要求？不，不，不，他没要求我们没有要求 |
| Sir,I'm gonna have to ask you to remain calm. | 先生，你必须保持冷静 |
| Okay. Yeah,I'm calm. I'm totally calm. | 好的，好的，我很冷静 |
| We'v got footage of you placing two bags on jfk carousel 3, | 我们的监控录像显示，你们把两个行李箱留在肯尼迪机场3号行李传送带 |
| and abandoning them to purchase a last-minute flight with cash. | 并且用现金购买最近的机票离开了 |
| --Those bags were your responsibility.--They were your bags! | -那些箱子是你的责任-那是你的箱子！ |
| Sir,please. We're assessing the bag situation. | 先生们，我们正在检查那些箱子 |
| look,this is all just... it's a misunderstanding. | 听我说，这些只是误会 |
| Please. | 让我来 |
| We are international businessmen. | 我们是国际商人 |
| My colleague accidentally left the bags there. | 我的同事不小心将行李遗留在那边 |
| Now,please let us go before we miss our international business meeting. | 现在，请让我们离开,不然我们会错过国际会议 |
| Can't remember the last time I saw an intertional businessman with an untucked shirt. | 我还从没见过哪个国际商人的衬衫是没有塞进去的 |
| In addition,we received this footage taken over the last few months. | 还有，我们收到了过去几个月拍下的监控录像 |
| Believe it or not,that duffel bag thing worked. | 相信我，那个箱子的办法很有用 |
| The truth is, | 事实上 |
| my friend..he does this thing where he goes to airports with fake luggage to pick up girls | 我的朋友，他在机场带着假旅行箱就是为了泡女孩子 |
| and we followed some here to philadelphia. That-that-that's it. That's all this is. | 而且我们跟着一对来到了费城,就是这样，全部经过 |
| Nobody's that lame. | 没人那么无聊 |
| Yes,he's that lame.Tell him you're that lame. | 有，他就有那么无聊,告诉他你有那么无聊 |
| --We are international businessmen.--Oh,come on! | -我们是国际商人-哦，得了吧 |
| Sir,lower your voice,or I will restrain you. | 先生，不要大声叫喊,不然我就把你铐起来 |
| Dude,seriously,relax. | 伙计，说真的，放松 |
| --We at least get to call our lawyer.--Exactly! | -至少让我们打电话给我们的律师-说的正是！ |
| We have a lawyer? | 我们有律师？ |
| Listen to me-- you're both american citizens. Don't let him pull any patriot act voodoo. | 听我说，你们都是美国公民,别被他所谓的爱国招数骗了 |
| You both retain the right to refuse to answer any questions without an attorney present | 你们在律师不在场的时候有权拒绝回答任何问题 |
| so don't say anything until I get there,all right? | 在我到之前什么也别说,听见了吗？ |
| Okay. Good-bye. | 好的，拜拜 |
| Philly! | 费城！ |
| The adventure continues | 冒险继续 |
| destroy! | 破坏！ |
| It's ridiculous in here. Why don't we go somewhere else? | 这太荒唐了,我们去别的地方吧 |
| No,this place is great. | 不，这个地方不错 |
| What are you doing? | 你在干什么？ |
| --What?--With your lips and everything? | -怎么了？-你的嘴唇还有这一切 |
| My lips are always like this. | 我的嘴唇向来如此 |
| You had to play the race card. | 你偏要打肤色种族这张牌 |
| Oh,relax,ted. We didn't do anything wrong. | 哦，放轻松，Ted我们没做错任何事 |
| And,by the way,We'd be out of here by now if you had tucked in your shirt. | 还要顺便说一句，如果你早把衬衫塞好,我们早就可以走了 |
| Go ahead,jfk. What is the baggage status? | 说吧，肯尼迪机场行李箱是什么情况？ |
| They're clean. It's just a whole bunch of condoms.And a powerbar. | 没问题了，只是满满一箱安全套 |
| You're free to go. | 你们可以走了 |
| Don't come to philly. Man,I'm almost halfway there. | -别到费城来了-伙计，我都走到一半了！ |
| Yeah,we just got released and we're headg back on the next flight. | 我们刚被释放了,我们坐下一半飞机回来 |
| Uh,meet us at mcclaren'S. Maybe we can still make last call. | 我们在Mcclaren's见，也许还能喝几杯 |
| Can't we just,just... | 我们能不能就…… |
| no,we can't just. We're going home. | 不，我们没有就什么,我们回家 |
| We're going to sasha'S. | 我们要去Sasha家 |
| Who the hell is sasha? | Sasha是谁？ |
| Sasha. She's ving friends over for drin at her house. It's gonna be legen..wait for it | Sasha，她请了朋友到她家里去做客这肯定会是传……等等 |
| and I hope you're not lactose-intolerant 'cause the second half of that word is..dary! | 而且我希望你不对牛奶过敏,因为下一半是“奇性的”（Legen-dary，dary与乳制品谐音） |
| --No.--Legendary. | -不-传奇性的 |
| --Legendary. That sounds awesome.--No,marshall,we're going back. | -传奇？这听起来很酷-不，Marshall，我们要回家 |
| Fine. Hold on. I have another call. hello? | 好吧，别挂，我有个插拨 |
| --Marshall,we're going to sasha'S.--No,we're not. | -Marshall，我们去Sasha家-不，我们不去 |
| Ted,ted,ted. Right here. Yes,we are. | Ted，Ted，Ted，看这儿,我们要去的 |
| sorry,buddy-- two against one. | 对不起，伙计，二比一 |
| --Ooh,look,a booth opened up.--Really? | -哦，瞧啊，一个包间空了-真的？ |
| Yeah,I thought we could finally go talk... and | 是啊，我想我们终于可以单独聊聊……但是 |
| you're not listening to me,so I'm going to walk away. | 你没有听我说话,我一个人去坐了 |
| Yeah,yeah,booth. | 是啊是啊，包间 |
| I'm engaged. Yeah,I'm sorry. I took my ring off. | 我订婚了，我很抱歉，我把戒指取了 |
| It's very,very sweet of you to come over and talk to me,but I just... | 你能过来搭讪真的真的很好,只是我…… |
| yeah,I'm gay. I just came over to let you know that you sat on a grape. | 嗯，我是个同性恋,我只是过来告诉你你坐在一个葡萄上了 |
| Oh,damn it. | 哦，真糟糕 |
| So barney and I hit the town. Philadelphia,pa. | 于是Barney和我进了城，费城，宾州 |
| Our first and only stop: | 我们第一站也是最后一站： |
| Sasha's party.. | Sasha的派对 |
| --so,uh... you're sasha's friends,uh?--You know it. | -那么，嗯……你是Sasha的朋友？-我跟你说过了 |
| You guys,keep the volume down. You're gonna wak my grandpa. | 你们几个把声音调小一点,别把我爷爷吵醒了 |
| Who wants hard lemonade? | 谁想要柠檬汁？ |
| --Philly!--Shh! | -费城！-嘘！ |
| Philly | 费城 |
| Backed the bar:Girls' night out wasn't going as robin had hoped. | 回到酒吧，女孩子们的夜晚也不如Robin预期那么开心 |
| lily's phone. | Lily的手机 |
| Robin,uh,where's lily? | Robin，嗯，Lily在哪儿？ |
| She's,uh... | 她在，嗯…… |
| is she talking to some hot guy? Oh,you can tell me. It's totally cool. It was my idea. | 她是不是在和帅哥聊天？你可以跟我讲的，那是我的主意 |
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