【看美剧学英语】生活大爆炸516 Sheldon休假 & HB婚前协议

大学餐厅里校长来找Sheldon，强制他休假一周。Sheldon无处可去，又想混进大学里，最后决定去Amy的实验室，可是他连烧杯都洗不干净，还嫌弃Amy给的任务不够高端，Amy让他切蓝斑，他却切伤了自己大拇指……最后还是灰溜溜回来道歉去好好洗烧杯了……

Bernadette说她爸因为她收入高，要Howard签婚前协议，Penny把这事告诉Leonard，Leonard再告诉Howard，Howard听完第一反应没什么，还说自己也有财产要保护，Raj要他列举，他举的都是些鸡毛蒜皮……后来Bernadette温柔地问他是不是生气，他说只是希望B对他直说而不是别人转述，B说是老爸的意思，Howard表示要跟B老爸面对面谈，B提醒老爸是个带枪的退休警察，禁忌话题不少，而且如果不小心得罪了要赶快之字形逃跑，Howard顿时怯了，决定自己上太空的时候再电话谈，能跑多远跑多远……

I'll start over. 我重说一遍

Sheldon在玩物理填字游戏

Okay, settled. 好吧 问题解决

校长说

What am I supposed to do with myself? 那我自己要去干嘛

Sheldon不知道休假干嘛

Would you stop that caterwauling? 你别跟猫叫春一样行不

Sheldon突然冒出来打断Leonard唱歌

What the hell are you doing? 你在这里干嘛

Leonard很惊讶

What are you doing hiding back there? 你藏在我车后座干嘛

Leonard问

I just don't know how I'm gonna break it to him. 我真不知道该怎么跟他说这件事

Bernadette说不好提出

That's how I told my high school boyfriend I slept with his brother. That's how I told his brother the same thing. 我就是这么告诉我高中男友我跟他哥上床的事情 然后场景不变 主角换成他哥

Penny说

I don't think you have a good handle on dictatorship. 你好像误解了独裁的意思吧

Howard说Sheldon

Hey, if I tell you something, will you promise not to tell anybody? 如果我告诉你一件事 你能保证不告诉别人吗

Penny想跟Leonard分享秘密

It doesn't matter what I say, you are gonna tell me anyway. 我说什么无所谓 反正你也会告诉我

Leonard十分熟悉Penny的德行

That's rough. 这事过分了吧

Leonard说

What do we start with? 我们从什么开始呢

Sheldon问

I get it, a little hazing for the new fella. 我明白了 欺负新来的吧

Sheldon吐槽

Can you keep it between us? 你能保密吗

Leonard要透露秘密

Should I give him a heads-up? 我该给他点建议吗

Leonard说

Like what? 比如呢

Raj问Howard有什么财产要保护

Perhaps this task will be a little bit more up your alley. 这个任务可能有点超出了你的能力

Amy说

How's it going? 怎么样了

Amy问

Is that what you think? 你就这么想的吗

Amy很惊讶

What are you doing here? 你来这干嘛

Howard问Sheldon

If I tell you a story about each one of them, we'll be here all day-- let's just move on. 要我每个指头的故事你都要听 那可得说上一整天 所以算了吧

Sheldon不想说

What can I get you? 要点什么

酒保问Sheldon

What are you guys doing here? 你们在这干嘛呀

Penny问

Everything okay with you and Bernadette? 你和B还好吧

Penny问

Are you mad at me? 你在生我气吗

Bernadette问Howard

I should probably give you a heads-up about a couple of things. 我先警告你一些注意事项

Bernadette警告Howard关于她爸

Got it, got it. 明白 明白

Howard说