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BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN

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Yeah, I be sure to check that out the day all the movie theaters Black Glitter Boulimina 120mm explode, my television gets stolen, I forget how to read and I lose interest in masturbation. I don get the idea of adapting something into an opera. It like writing a good book and then going, hey, you know what would make this better? Stilted melodrama and all the dialogue sung in an obsolete style where no one can understand the words. And then rich people will come and pretend to enjoy it Black PVC Bow 100mm because they hate themselves.

I only wish the 3 Stooges were Red PVC Bow 100mm alive today so they could do their version of Brokeback Mountain. I imagine all 3 of them wearing chaps ten gallon hats, fucking each other up the shitter to the sound of a slide whistle and a kettle drum. I also would like to see a musical about Jesus staring the 3 Stooges. Imagine the hilarity when the boys, disguised as Roman soldiers, try to crucify Christ, and every time they swing the hammer down onto one of the nails, they miss and hit his thumbs and big toe, or each other. That would be awesome.