Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
> > 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
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> > One should love animals. They are so tasty.
> > 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
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> > Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
> > 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
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> > Love the neighbor. But don*t get caught.
> > 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
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> > Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every
> > unsuccessful man, there are two.
> > 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后,都有两个。
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> > Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only
> > thing in life.
> > 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
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> > The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
> > 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
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> > Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
> > 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
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> > Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
> > 不要等明天交不上差再找借口,今天就要找好。
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> > Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
> > 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
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> > Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats
> > cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外,后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
*Your future depends on your dreams.* So go to sleep.
> > *现在的梦想决定着你的将来*,所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every
> > morning.
> > 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
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> > *Hard work never killed anybody.* But why take the risk?
> > 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
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> > *Work fascinates <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" /><place w:st="on"><state w:st="on">me.</state></place>* I can look at it for hours!
> > 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
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> > God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
> > 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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> > When two*s company, three*s the result!
> > 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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> > A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without
> > restricting the view.
> > 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
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> > The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the
> > more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to
> > learn.
> > 学的越多,知道的越多,知道的越多,忘记的越多,忘记的越多,知道的越少,
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