Learn Chinese (lyric)

Learn Chinese
演唱：欧阳靖
Yeah, I'm Chinese and what?
我是中国人，你有意见？
Yeah, you know who this is, Jin
你知道我是谁，我是欧阳靖。
Let me tell you this
让我来给你讲个故事，
The days of the pork fried rice and the chicken wings
当了五年的送餐小子，
coming to your house by me is over
苦逼日子已经过去了。(欧阳靖曾在他父母开的中餐店工作。）
Ya'll gonna learn Chinese
你们都得要学中文，
Ya'll gonna learn Chinese
你们都得要学中文，
Ya'll gonna learn Chinese
你们都得要学中文，
When the pumps come out, ya'll gon' speak Chinese
把散弹枪抵在你头上，你只能咿呀学语。
Ya'll gonna learn Chinese
你们都得要学中文，
Ya'll gonna wanna be Chinese
你们都想当中国人，
Ya'll gonna learn Chinese
你们都得要学中文，
When the pumps go off, ya'll gon' speak Chinese
把散弹枪抵在你头上，你只能咿呀学语。
Go f**k with your head man
老子的饶舌能把你头炸裂。
I know a bunch of crypts that love Redman
老子的“瘸帮”哥们都喜欢雷德曼（瘸帮讨厌红色，Redman在这里是个讽刺。）
Blood book in New York man things done change
世道已经变了，“血帮”走上了纽约街头。
Stop, the chinks be all over the game
再等一会，中国人已经占据了世界。
This ain't Bruce Lee, I watch too much TV
别跟我提李小龙，你们电视看得太多。
This is a game of death when I aim for your chest
这是一场死亡游戏，我会瞄准你的胸口。（Game of Death是李小龙1978年的电影。）
Too much sex got me seeing slow motion
性生活太多，我看到都是慢动作。
Eyes barely open with a roach roasting'
叶子飞太多，我眼睛也睁不开。
And your girl, she loves the gin ocean
你的女人可是爱死我了，
Rub it on her body like body shop lotion
我像抹润肤露一样覆盖她全身，
What's the commotion, you never seen me?
慌什么，你见过我吗？
The original chinky eye emcee
从最初的“小眼MC",
You don't want to step to the army
现在强大到你不敢面对，
And Double-R rank refugee
我被“饶舌奇兵”签约，
And the battle of the gun is gonna make you speak
我要是拿枪指着你，你大概会含糊地
another language
说另一种语言。
And amigo I ain't talking about Spanish
朋友，我可不是在说西班牙语，
Ya'll gonna learn Chinese
你们都得要学中文，
Ya'll gonna learn Chinese
你们都得要学中文，
Ya'll gonna learn Chinese
你们都得要学中文，
When the pumps come out, ya'll gon' speak Chinese
把散弹枪抵在你头上，你只能咿呀学语。
Ya'll gonna learn Chinese
你们都得要学中文，
Ya'll gonna wanna be Chinese
你们都想当中国人，
Ya'll gonna learn Chinese
你们都得要学中文，
When the pumps go off, ya'll gon' speak Chinese
把散弹枪抵在你头上，你只能咿呀学语。
This one goes out to those that order four chicken wings
这段我唱给那些叫过我外卖的人，
And pork fried rice and throw dice
那些吃鸡翅还是炒饭用骰子决定的人。
In the hood, you think this is all good?
你别以为在街区里开餐馆很容易，
Till the cowboys roam through like Clint Eastwood
劫匪们像牛仔一样，把你洗劫一空，
I wish you would come to Chinatown
我希望你们能来唐人街逛逛，
Get lost in town, end up in the lost in found
走丢的话你会在失物招领处被找到。
Eyewitnesses, you must be crazy
目击证人？你在说胡话，
We don't speak English, we speak Chinese
我们可不说英语，我们说中国话，
And the only po-po we know is the pigs
我们不认识什么警察，我们只吃乳猪肉，
on the hood out in the window
挂在街区边油渍渍的窗口。
Every time they harass me, I wanna explode
每次被他们骚扰，我都超想发飙。
We should ride the train for free, we built the railroads
我们坐火车不该收钱，铁路是我们造的。
I ain't ya 50 Cent, I ain't ya Enimem
我不是你的50 Cent ,我也不是姆爷，
I ain't ya Jigga Man, I'm a chinaman
我不是什么Jay-Z，我只是个中国人。
Ginseng in the palm of my hand
我手里拿着人参，
She looks suprirsed in the palm of my hands
她也直勾勾地盯着我的人参，
You know what's next? Safe sex
预知下回如何？是绝对安全的干柴烈火。
I'll be damned if I sleep in the flesh with the insect
我可不想和一堆腐肉寻开心。
(Jin speaking Chinese: This one sounds good.
(欧阳靖用粤语：这人听起来最棒，
Let's give her a call on the phone.)
给她打个电话吧。)
Mr. Jin, you are the sexist man
靖先生，你最性感了。
Mr. Jin, I love the way you do your things
靖先生，我喜欢你认真的样子。
(Jin speaking Chinese: Really?)
(欧阳靖用粤语：真的?)
Mr. Jin, you are the sexist man
靖先生，你最性感了。
Mr. Jin, I love the way you do your things
靖先生，我喜欢你认真的样子。
The moral of the story is
这个故事的寓意，
Don't judge a book by its cover
是想告诉你别以貌取人。
I know you think he's fam, but he's really undercover
你以为他是你兄弟，他其实是个便衣。
I saw his name on the affidavit
我在供词里看到他的名字，
It was written in Chinese and this is what he said:
供词是中文，他这样陈词：
(Jin Speaking Chinese:
(欧阳靖用粤语：
The chinese restaurant is closing soon)
餐馆勒令停业。）
Bring about some local hooligans and thugs so
小流氓和黑帮被绳之以法，
Catch them at midnight when they close the shop up
午夜抢完那个超市后被抓。
Reading the Ten Commandments, cooking up heckka
我读着Ten Crack Commandments的歌词，煮着中药，
Movie small posters are all over the walls
街上贴满biggie海报。
If they think you'd save me the bullet, it's so over ya'll
如果他们认为你得给我留颗子弹，我也没话说，
Me, I'm just Jin just doing my thang
我，只是做着自己的事，
Just doing my thang, just doing my thang
做着自己的事，自己的事
Why is there beef everywhere I go?
(这句歌词和上句粤语押韵，无实质意思）
I'm drunk skewing, can't we all get along
我酒后开车，我们能不能和谐相处。
My ladies with the thongs, my thugs with the firearms
我的女人们穿着丁字裤，我的兄弟们带着军火库。
Ya'll gonna learn Chinese (Wyclef: all the ghetto)
你们都要学中文, (所有贫民窟的人）
Ya'll gonna learn Chinese (Wyclef: all the suburb)
你们都要学中文, (所有乡下人）
Ya'll gonna learn Chinese
你们都要学中文。
When the pumps come out, ya'll gon' speak Chinese.
把散弹枪抵在你头上，你只能咿呀学语。
Ya'll gonna learn Chinese (Jin speaking Chinese: di lo)
你们都要学中文, (大佬）
Ya'll gonna learn Chinese
你们都要学中文，
(Jin speaking Chinese: Hurry, get out of here)
（快点，走了）
Ya'll gonna learn Chinese
你们都要学中文，
When the pumps come out, ya'll gon' speak Chinese
把散弹枪抵在你头上，你只能咿呀学语。
(Jin speaking Chinese: This one sounds good.
(欧阳靖用粤语：这人听起来最棒，
Let's give her a call on the phone.)
给她打个电话吧。)
Mr. Jin, you are the sexist man
靖先生，你最性感了。
Mr. Jin, I love the way you do your things
靖先生，我喜欢你认真的样子。
(Jin speaking Chinese: Really?)
(欧阳靖用粤语：真的?)
Mr. Jin
靖先生
The game will never be the same
这场游戏不会再和以前一样，
(Jin speaking Chinese: I already played the game)
(欧阳靖用粤语：我玩过了。）
Double-R refugees
饶舌奇兵
(Jin speaking Chinese: Let's go home)
(欧阳靖用粤语：回家吧。）
First Chinese rapper
第一个华裔饶舌歌手
First page rapper
第一个海地饶舌歌手（Wyclef来自海地）
Refugees
饶舌奇兵
(Jin speaking Chinese: Chinatown)
(欧阳靖用粤语：唐人街。）
(Jin speaking Chinese: I already played the game)
(欧阳靖用粤语：我玩厌了。）
(Jin speaking Chinese: That's it)
(欧阳靖用粤语：就这些。）