Enderman Rap Lyrics

Sit up and listen I riff on the rhythm

The sickest musician the slickest magician

Wholl slip and then zip into different positions

While lifting a brick with no slip of permission

I'm not the most vicious of vilain

I'm nicking it just to make vanila thrillng

I'm not into kiling but if you were

Given the gift of intuition

Then keep me within your peripheral vision

Cause I'm of a jittery disposition

I'm a nervous guy that prcfers to hide

I'm terrible shy and I don't know why

So please do me the folowing courtesy

And never look me in the purple eyes

I'm averse to being observed at night

So if you see me you deserve to die

You don't want to mess with the endermen

No no no no no no no

You don't want to mess with the endermen

No no no no no no

I see you peeking at me through the glass in the

door

What chap are you asking for more

Boy youre jibbering jabbering like an old

Man reminiscing of back on the war

I'm naturaly massively tal

I should be practising basketty bal

But I can't find a bal without corners at all

So I'm passing the time by unstacking your wal

If we pass in the hal youre gonafto ignore me

Perhaps you should look at the grass on the floor

Grab a map and explore the various biomes

But be aware this is my home

I roam through the night alone

Hoping to find someone I can bone

But I'm out of sight and mind and time

Like a rotary dial phone

I don't want to die alone

My type of solo's a xylophone

You don't want to mess with the endermen

No no no no no no no

You don't want to mess with the endermen

No no no no no rockit

You don't want to mess with the endermen

No no no no no no no

You don't want to mess with the endermen

No no no no no

Don't look me in the eye you better run and hide

I'm chasing after you until you die

Deadly as a knife beautifuly designed

I'm hunting you tonight until you die

It's time to tel the truth a bomb you can't defuse

So easily amused to watch you die

Don't you try to fight youre lucky youre alive

I have you in my sights no no no no

Now you see me now you don't

Shoving a dirt block down your throat

You better not be getting out your boat

I suggest that you don't leave the house alone

Oh no I'm on a mission

To win this staring competition

I'I let you live on just one condition

If you put a pumpkin upon youre forgiven

No no no no