rachel: guess what?
ross: you get a job?
rachel:are you kidding? i'm trained for nothing. i was laughed out of twelve interviews today.
chandler: and yet you are suprisingly upbeat.
rachel: you would be too if you found john and david's boots on sale. fifty percent off.
chandler: oh ,how well you know me. (is she familiar with our special situation?)
rachel: they are my new..i don't need a job, i don't need my parents, i've got great boots' boots.
monica: so how did you pay for them?
rachel:e,,, credit card.
monica: and who pays for that?
rachel:my father.
rachel:come on, you guys. is this reallly necessary. i mean i can stop charging anytime i want.
monica:come on,rach. you cann't live off your parents your whole life.
rachel: i know that, that's why i was getting married.
phoebe: give her a break. it's hard being on your own for the first time.
rachel:thank you.
phoebe: i remember when i first came to the city, i was fourteen. my mum had just killed herself and my step dad was back to prison . and i got here and i didn't know anybody. and i ended up living with this albino guy who was, like ,cleaning the windshields outside the port authority. and then he killed himself. and then i found massage.so believe me, i know exactly how you feel.
ross: the word you are looking for is...anyway..
monica:all right,so you ready?
rachel:no,i am not ready, how can i be ready? hey, rach, you are ready jump out of the plane without your parachute. come on,i cann't do this.
monica: you can,i know you can.
rachel: i don't think so.
ross: come on, you made coffee, you can do anything.
rachel: you know what (guess what; i'll tell you what),we can leave it at that, kinda like a symbolic gesture.
monica:rachel, it's a libary card.
chandler: if you listen very carefully, you can hear thousands of retailers scream.
monica: welcome to the real world, it sucks, you are gonna love it.
monica: ok,that's it.lyou are gonna crash on the coach?
ross:no, i gotta go home sometime.
monica:you be ok?
ross:yeah.
rachel: hey,mon, look what i just found on the floor..what?
monica: that's paul's watch.you just put it back where you found it.
rachel: all right.
monica: oh, boy. good night, everybody.
rachel:have it, really. i don't want it.
ross:split it?
rachel:ok.thank you.
ross: you know you probably didn't know this, but in high school, i had a major crush on you.
rachel: i knew.
ross: oh, you did. i always figued you just thought i was monica's geeky older brother.
rachel: i did.
ross: do you think, and try not to let my intense vulnerability become any kind of a factor here, but do you think it will be ok if i ask you out,sometime maybe?
rachel:yeah.maybe.
ross:ok,ok maybe i will
rachel:good night.
monica:hey, what's with you?( how about with the baby's name?)
ross: i just grabbed a spoon.