剧中人物：
老师：张三丰、纪晓岚
学生：令狐冲、杨过、韦小宝、李寻欢、楚留香、李白、唐伯虎、徐志摩、爱因斯坦、雪莱、罗密欧、堂。吉卡德、李小龙、任盈盈、黄蓉、林黛玉、李清照、武则天、林微因、海伦。卡勒、朱丽叶
地点：超人学校
约早十点，天朗气清，于花木扶疏的校园里，张三丰在讲课。
张三丰: Good morning, class
李寻欢（The monitor）:Stand up 张三丰: 同学们的表现和平常一样，上次的作业全没有交。李寻欢除外（手拿一小幅白纸）嗯，班长同学的答案是“不知道”。嗯，这么简单的问题班长能够毫无愧疚的回答不知道，建议李寻欢从此少喝酒，多思考<所有同学点头称是>(李寻欢继续素描“梅花小筑”，依然故我的小葫芦喝酒）上次和纪晓岚老师打赌，现在看来我输了----- 黄蓉笑嘻嘻的问：“赌的什么”？ 张三丰捻须低叹：我坦然诸位智商不超过75，他说至多60（低头眼光俯洒全场，见杨过、李小龙摩拳擦掌）当然，可能是纪老师误读了诸位，却说诸位蒙骗了老师。（我们误读了世界世界，反说世界蒙骗了我们。 We read the world wrong and say that it deceives us. ） 好，让我们回归上次的作业：“世界从何处来，到何处去？”下面老师的答案是：“从来处来，到去处去”。 朱丽叶：啊，不识庐山真面目 只缘身在此山中（You cannot know the shape of a moutain when you stand on it. ） 徐志摩：尽日寻春不见春，芒鞋踏遍陇头云； 归来笑拈梅花嗅，春在枝头已十分。（ All day long I looked vainly for a sign of Spring，My grass shoes raising clouds from the dust of all fields。Returning home, I Smilingly pick a plum-blossom and sniff it，And lo! here on the sprig is Spring in its fullness。） 爱因斯坦不以为然的凝眉摇头。 张三丰：爱因斯坦同学好像有不同看法，Use your head.（动动脑筋）发表一下高见如何？ 爱因斯坦：Whatever you say!I am really slow-minded.What you said sounded reasonable. 张三丰招手致意：Good! 当我们越谦卑的时候，便是我们最接近崇高的时候。 ( We come nearest to the great when we are great in humility. ) 使生如夏花之绚烂，死如秋叶之静美。 (Let life be beautiful like summer flowers and death like autumn leaves. )这就是人生。如雾霭，如爱情，挑逗着群山的心，呈现出令人震惊的壮美。（The mist, like love,plays upon the heart of the hills and bring out surprises of beauty.）我们这节课的主题正是“我的世界观”，敬请诸位各抒己见。 林微因：我的存在对我是一个永久的神奇 这就是人生。That I exist is a perpetual surprise which is life 。 令狐冲：快乐就好。 雪莱：把我僵死的思想撒向整个宇宙, 像枯叶被驱赶去催促新的生命!而且, 依凭我这首诗中的符咒,把我的话语传给天下所有的人,就像从未熄的炉中拨放出火花! 让那预言的号角通过我的嘴唇 向昏沉的大地吹奏! 哦, 风啊, 如果冬天来了, 春天还会远吗? Drive my dead thoughts over the universe， Like wither'd leaves to quicken a new birth!And, by the incantation of this verse, Scatter, as from an unextinguish'd hearth， Ashes and sparks, my words among mankind! Be through my lips to unawaken'd earth， The trumpet of a prophecy! O Wind, If Winter comes, can Spring be far behind? 唐伯虎：情人的眼睛，是彼此全部的天空。阳光，雨露。耕耘干枯的心灵。A lover”s eyes Are the skies of us all Sanshine Dew drops Nourish our dried souls. 罗密欧：I couldn't agree more! 楚留香：Great minds think alike. 韦小宝：Me too. 张三丰：Stop. 神在造物中发现了他自己(God finds himself by creating) You are so frustrating. （你们真让我感到泄气。）走自己的路，才是王道。 黄蓉：“人是多么了不起的一件物品！理性是多么高贵！力量是多么无穷！行动多么像天使！了解多么像天神！宇宙的精华！万物的灵长！” what a piece of work is a man! How noble in reason! How infinite in faculties! In form and moving,how express and admirable! In action how like an angel! In apprehension how like a god! The beauty of the world! The paragon of animals! 武则天欲站起，黄蓉继续，I am happy to bearound and I would like to be able to mae other people glad of it,too. 武则天迫不及待的打断蓉儿：If I Rest, I Rust 。Industry keeps bright the key that opens the treasury of achievement. Labor vanquishes all---not inconstant, spasmodic, or ill-directed labor; but faithful, unremitting, daily effort toward a well-directed purpose. Just as truly as eternal vigilance is the price of liberty, so is eternal industry the price of noble and enduring success. I did it, I'm so happy now. 如果我休息，我就会生锈。勤奋使开启成功宝库的钥匙保持光亮。劳动征服一切。这里所指的劳动不是断断续续、变化无常或方向偏差的劳动，而是忠诚、不懈、方向正确的日夜劳动。正如要想获得自由就必须时刻警惕一般，要想取得永久性的成功，就必须坚持不懈地努力。我做到了，现在我很满意。 张三丰：教学相长嘛，武则天同学是我的希望，你马上就要成功了，坚持，坚持下去！Teaching is learning. You are my only hope. You are almost there.Keep trying.stick to it. 李小龙暗思：老师真的可耻，听他废话，无聊。You are a disgrace. Listening to his speech is boring. 任盈盈、林黛玉：I like reading and listening to music.（我喜欢阅读和欣赏音乐。） 李清照：物是人非事事休，欲语泪先流。谁怜憔悴更凋零，看书无意思，踏月没心情。 海伦卡勒：For men who are fortunate all life is short ,but for those who fall into misfortune one night is infinite time. Such stories set up thinking, wondering what we should do under similar circumstances. What associations should we crowd into those last hours as mortal beings? What happiness should we find in reviewing the past, what regrets? Such stories set up thinking, wondering what we should do under similar circumstances. What associations should we crowd into those last hours as mortal beings? What happiness should we find in reviewing the past, what regrets? 幸运者一生忽忽，厄运者一夜漫漫。我们都读过这样一些动人的故事，故事里主人公将不久于人世。长则一年，短则２４小时。但是我们总是很想知道这个即将离开人世的人是决定怎样度过他最后的日子的。 有时我想，把每天都当作生命的最后一天来度过也不失为一个很好的生命法则。这种人生态度使人非常重视人生的价值。每一天我们都应该以和善的态度、充沛的精力和热情的欣赏来度过，而这些恰恰是在来日方长时往往被我们忽视的东西。 徐志摩：亦余心之所善兮，虽九死其犹未悔。For the ideal that I hold dear to my heart，I ’d not regret a thousand times to die. 李白：天生我材必有用，我辈岂是蓬蒿人。白云谦卑地站在天边，晨光给它披上壮丽的光彩。 （there must be a use for my talent）The scabbard is content to be dull when it protects the keenness of the sword. 李小龙：我从不说自己是世界第一，但我也绝不承认我是第二！ 堂。吉卡德：你说什么，挑战我？ 张三丰：堂。吉卡德，quietly 堂。吉卡德：为什么，他挑逗我？小心我揍这小子！ 张三丰:李小龙，Sit down，堂。吉卡德The World As I See It，How do you think? 堂。吉卡德: 难说！（It is hard to say.） 李小龙：That's bullshit! You are so foolish. 堂。吉卡德：别人看我是荒谬，我看自己是绝伦。 张三丰：Shut up ... Silence is gold。禁止二位一切语言交流。 李堂二人眼神示意欲当场演绎巅峰对决，功夫之王选秀赛开幕在即。。。李小龙起手式：“以无法为有法,以无限为有限”， 堂。吉卡德：“等死吧，小子。”张三丰忙打太极拉开，有请纪晓岚老师总结发言。。。Thank you all for coming. 纪晓岚全场作揖完毕：诸位盛情愧不敢当，恭敬不如从命了（Thank you for inviting me,I had better follow your advice）全身心的投入演讲：Think it over……好好想想…… Today we have higher buildings and wider highways,but shorter temperaments and narrower points of view;今天我们拥有了更高层的楼宇以及更宽阔的公路，但是我们的性情却更为急躁，眼光也更加狭隘；We spend more,but enjoy less;我们消耗的更多，享受到的却更少；We have more compromises,but less time; 我们妥协更多，时间更少； We have more knowledge,but less judgment;我们拥有了更多的知识，可判断力却更差了；We have more medicines,but less health;我们有了更多的药品，但健康状况却更不如意；We have multiplied out possessions,but reduced out values;我们拥有的财富倍增，但其价值却减少了；We talk much,we love only a little,and we hate too much;我们说的多了，爱的却少了，我们的仇恨也更多了；We have highter income,but less morals; 我们的收入增加了，但我们的道德却少了；These are times with more liberty,but less joy;我们的时代更加自由了，但我们拥有的快乐时光却越来越少；We have much more food,but less nutrition;我们有了更多的食物，但所能得到的营养却越来越少了；These are times of finer houses,but more broken homes; 现在的住房越来越精致，但我们也有了更多破碎的家庭；That's why I propose,that as of today;这就是我为什么要说，让我们从今天开始；You do not keep anything for a special occasion.because every day that you live is a SPECIAL OCCASION. 不要将你的东西为了某一个特别的时刻而预留着，因为你生活的每一天都是那么特别；Search for knowledge,read more ,sit on your porch and admire the view without paying attention to your needs; 寻找更多的知识，多读一些书，坐在你家的前廊里，以赞美的眼光去享受眼前的风景，不要带上任何功利的想法；Spend more time with your family and friends,eat your favorite foods,visit the places you love; 花多点时间和朋友与家人在一起，吃你爱吃的食物，去你想去的地方； Life is a chain of moments of enjoyment;not only about survival;生活是一串串的快乐时光；我们不仅仅是为了生存而生存； 张三丰呼一口气，同学们无意于老师的浪漫主义遥远理想，纪晓岚汗颜，决心爆料自己私生活，聊以慰藉这些在寂寞中奔驰的勇士--- Once, as a young man full of exuberant fancy, I undertook to draw up a catalogue of the acknowledged “goods” of life. As other men sometimes tabulate lists of properties they own or would like to own, I set down my inventory of earthly desirables: health, love, beauty, talent, power, riches, and fame. 曾经，当我是一个充满了丰富幻想的年轻人时，着手起草了一份被誉为公认为人生“幸福”的目录。就像别人有时会将他们所拥有或想要拥有的财产列成表一样，我将世人希求之物列成表：健康、爱情、美丽、才智、权力、财富和名誉。“this”, I think confidently, “is the sun of mortal goods. Could a man possess them all, he would he as a god.” 我充满自信地认为：“这是人类幸福的总和。一个人若能拥有这样，就和神差不多了。”But,by life you were deceivedThen, haveing demolished my adolscent dream structure at a single stroke, he wrote down three syllables: peace of mind. “This is the gift that God reserves for His special Proteges." 可是，生活欺骗了我， 在一拳击碎我的少年美梦之后，纪晓岚在黑板写下三个字：心之静，“这是上帝为他特别的子民保留的礼物。” "What a pencil stub he crossed out my entire schedule. "Talent and beauty He gives to many. Wealth is commonplace, fame not rare. But peace of mind - that is His final guerdon of approval, the fondest insignia of His love, He bestows it charily. Most men are never blessed with it; others wait all their lives- “他赐予许多人才能和美丽。财富是平凡的，名望也不稀有，但心灵的宁静才是他允诺的最终赏赐，是他爱的最佳象征。他施予它的时候很谨慎。多数人从未享受过，有些人则等待了一生——是的，一直到高龄，才等到赏赐降临在他们身上。 看下面学生反映如水，如死水，如结了冰的死水，二位老师慌忙宣告下课，奔出教室，急急若丧家之犬。 1:20：同学们研讨大会，To be, or not to be- that is the question: Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer ，The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune， Or to take arms against a sea of troubles, And by opposing end them.逃课，还是不逃课，这是一个问题。是默然忍受老师暴虐的毒箭，还是挺身反抗人世无涯的苦难，斗争，把这一切都扫清，这两种行为，哪一种更高贵？ 集体表决通过：逃课 4:15 唐伯虎：Can we drink beer on the beach? 任盈盈:Sorry, I cann't speak with stranger... 楚留香与所有男生：Would you like to go to the movies tonight with us?《 Mr. and Mrs. Smith》or 《The DaVinci Code》，which one do you prefer? 堂。吉卡德:I prefer the latter.what about you? 李清照:Well,it is all a bit boring,isnot it? 朱丽叶:I had Mr.Morart to keep me company. 而后，刚刚的驻足之地落了片白茫茫大地真干净，同学们三三两两，渐行渐远---- 雪莱：女生这玩意，算了吧。The female brin has never been used. 杨过：有点过分了，何必呢？You are overreacting a bit ,isnot it? 黄蓉打趣朱丽叶，你的罗密小欧欧呢,天造地设情投意合嘛? 朱丽叶眼睛圆动，努力做出一种烟水迷茫的幽梦表情，爱是一种又曲折又伟大的感情，哪有那么简单。怎么说呢，我想他会对我卑逊的仰慕而后屈服的求爱。。。 黄蓉淡淡地道：“听你莫扎特。”而后如脱兔般奔致李寻欢林微因身畔，“小李公子又有什么大作？”林微因手中松枝指向沙滩“ A Moonlit Night On The Spring River In spring the river rises as high as the sea， And with the river's rise the moon uprises bright．She follows the rolling waves for ten thousand li， And where the river flows， there overflows her light． 春江潮水连海平，海上明月共潮升。滟滟随波千万里，何处春江无月明！李寻欢轻轻吟道：Single as a flower, centred from the clouds.Above, I see the blueness and deepness of sky.Below, I see the greenness and the restlessness of water.... Heaven is high, earth wide; bitter between them flies my sorrow.Can I dream through the gateway, over the mountain? Endless longing，Breaks my heart." 美人如花隔云端， 上有青冥之长天，下有渌水之波澜。天长路远魂飞苦， 梦魂不到关山难。 长相思， 摧心肝。 林微因幽幽的道：不再人间四月天了，又一个手凉的孩子，若上一世定是个折翼的天使？！ 徐志摩笑嘲：这好像是青莲的仙人作品，怕不是探花郎手笔吧？ 令狐冲止住李清照：嘘，安静。 天才在工作。（Genius at Work） 爱因斯坦：The World As I See It。E=MC’’,管他呢，留给后来人吧！ 令狐冲向爱因斯坦举杯：喝酒！You are special. 你小子够另类 爱因斯坦：谢了。I've got it. True end is not in the reaching of the limit,but in a completion which is limitless.（真正的终了不是到达极限，而是抵达无限的完美） 李清照：You are incredible.你真难以置信。You are one in a million。是万中挑一的绝世奇才。男生，是聪明还是傻？Spring scatters the petals of flowers that are not for the fruits of the future,but for the moment's whim. 春天撒播花瓣，不是为了未来的果实，而是为了这一刹那的妄想。 任盈盈：The flower sheds all its petals and finds the fruit. 花朵落尽了每一片花瓣，就看到了果实。 杨过静静地守着林黛玉，林妹妹小心的整理着武则天的王图攻略，无意间看到这样一份对话： 歌德：そんけいするじょうおうへいかson kei su ru jyo oh hei ka （尊敬的女王陛下） 武则天：You are really a rare visitor. 哥德真诚的送上玫瑰，武则天不小心刺破手，厌恶的扔掉，“什么东西？” 歌德诚惶诚恐：。。。 The rose's in her hand; the flavor in mine（赠人玫瑰，手有余香） 武则天：嗯？（歌德继续不知所措） 武则天：别紧张，我在这呢。Take it easy !I am here. 歌德:对于绝世无双的你，我只能借用千年留香的三个字传达我此刻的心声。（武则天心想：此人胸襟不广，傲而无才，学而不精，懦弱却善表现，必难成大事，不可用）歌德深呼吸暗示自己（在心仪的姑娘面前，一定要争气） 武则天嘴角轻扬：什么话，但说无妨？ 歌德：什么运气？对不起，再见。武则天安慰之：Don't be so childish. you have a good taste. I am so sorry about this.别这么孩子气，其实你很有品位，可是对此我深感抱歉。 歌德出则不知所如往，喃喃私语：I love you not because of who you are,but because of who I am when I am with you.我爱你，不是因为你是一个怎样的人，而是因为我喜欢与你在一起时的感觉。To the world you may be one person,but to one person you may be the world.对于世界而言，你是一个人；但是对于某人，你是他的整个世界。Don't cry because it is over,smile because it happened. 不要因为结束而哭泣，微笑吧，为你的曾经拥有。Life is a pure flame,and we live by an invisible sun within us.“生命是束纯净的火焰，我们依靠自己内心看不见的太阳而存在。” 杨过道：每个字都认识，没一个有意义. 林黛玉秀逸的笔迹淡扫一张天蓝色短笺，无语问苍天：“On my head pour only the sweet waters of serenity. Give me the gift of the Untroubled Mind.”“请在我头上灌注宁静的密露，赐予我一片不受干扰的心境。”其实独与天地精神相往来，站在九天绝顶看人间， 桃李漫山总粗俗，挥一挥衣袖，天尽头，一抔净土掩风流。 韦小宝吹响集结号：同学们，同福客栈，西餐或中餐，我请客！Money will come and go.（钱乃身外之物。） 听闻此语，同学们那种懒散，落寞的神情就全部改变，忽然都变得象花果山小猴子般那么轻捷，矫健。 李寻欢：我切土豆丝。堂吉诃德：我打扫卫生。唐伯虎：谁说诗人不能玩菜刀？The poet maybe good at cooking. 海伦卡勒：看，老师。 纪晓岚向张三丰无奈苦笑：Tough job, tough day, tough world. Life is not always sweet. That's life!（艰苦的工作，艰难的日子，不幸的世界。生活并不总是甜蜜的。这就是生活！） 同学们群起抗议：纪老师: 不要因为自己没有胃口而责备美食嘛。Do not blame your food because you have no appetite. 张三丰仰天大笑：同学们,干杯！ 仿若一抹奇异的月色，一丝奇异的风，林微因轻润鹅毛笔，以浅俗之语，发清新之思： You stand on a bridge watching scenery And the scenery watchers watch you from their balconies The bright moon adorns your window And you adorn their dreams. 你站在桥上看风景 看风景的人在楼上看你 明月装饰了你的窗子 你装饰了别人的梦