2022-07-12

昨天收益

A police stopped a motorist who

wasspeeding on the street.

"But officer," the man said,"I can explain."

Just be quiet,"snapped the officer. "

“i'm going to put you in jail until the chief gets back."

" But ,officer,i... to keep quiet!You are going tojail!"

A few hours later, the officer looked inon his prisoner and said,

"You are luckybecause the chief is at his

daughter's wedding.

He'll be in a good mood when he

gets back."

Are you sure?"

answered theman in the cell. "'m the groom."

大街上的一个超速驾驶者被警察拦住了。 “但是警官”这个 人说道，“我可 以解释的”。“保持安静”，警察突然说道。“我将把你送往监狱，直到长官回来。“但是，警察，我....。“我说过了保持安静，你要到监狱了。”几小时后，警察向监狱里看了看说道"算你运气好，因为我们的长官正在她女儿的婚礼上。他将带着一个愉快的心情回来的。"“你确定”在牢房里的这个人说道。“我就新郎呀”。