双语笑话

Smart dog 聪明狗

A dog owner claimed that his pet, when given money, would go to the news stall to buy a paper. 

一位养狗人宣称：要是给了爱犬钱，它便会到卖报亭去买份报纸来。

    His friend insisted on a demonstration and handed the dog some money -- the dog trotted off, but an hour later he had still not returned with the paper. 

他朋友坚持要来个演示，便给了那只狗一些钱。那只狗一溜小跑着去了，但是一个小时过去了，仍不见它带报纸回来。

    "how much did you give him?" asked the owner. 

“你给了它多少钱?”狗主人问。

    "five dollars."

“五美元。”

    "well, that explains it. when you give him five dollars, he goes to a movie."

“这就是了。你给它五美元时，它就去看电影了。”