好想放假

上联：中国那么大，我想去看看，下联：钱包那么小，谁都走不了，横批：好好上班。

The first couplet: China is so big, I want to see it. The second couplet: the purse is so small, no one can leave. The horizontal Criticism: work hard.

为什么一到公司就犯困呢？因为公司是你梦开始的地方。

Why do you feel sleepy as soon as you get to the company? Because the company is where your dream begins．

晴天适合出行，雨天适合睡觉，漫长的岁月中竟没有一天适合上班。

Sunny days are suitable for traveling, rainy days are suitable for sleeping, but there is not a day suitable for going to work in the long years.^_^