憋说话，吻我

憋说话，吻我

作者：兰迪诗（Landysh），战斗民族的英语老师，插画师。这是一本治愈萌、逗比毒舌的漫画集，从单身、自恋、恋爱、吃货、减肥、恋床都有，配的图很逗外更是一本学习英语的好书。

摘录

• What I do when I like somebody: 1%-Talk the them, 99% - stare.
• I’m like an iPhone. I lose energy without doing anything.
• There’s always one of those days where your middle finger is an answer to every question.
• I don’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
• You know when a person is so hot you just wanna shake his mother’s hand and say well done.
• I got covered in ketchup earlier today, from my head tomatoes. tomatoes= to my toes.
• Your future depends on your dreams, so go to sleep.