程序员可以有多浪漫，盘点那些像诗一样美的代码（C语言版）
文章目录
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- 「没有你，我无法向世界问好」
- 「让你的每个程序都可以留下笑脸」
- 「UNHANDLED LOVE」
- 「IMPORT SOUL」
- 「很久很久以前，...」
- 「都听你的」
- 「Hello World」
- 「最萌宏定义」
- 「假作真时真亦假」
- 「嘤语言 & e语言」
- 「面向StackOverflow编程」
- 「Don’t drink and root」
- 「您的权限不够」
- 「三行情书」
- 「最短的程序」
- 「老二次元了」
- 「圣诞节的12天」
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[ 陌 生 , 爱 ) < = = > 始 于 陌 生 ， 爱 无 止 境 [ 陌生, 爱) \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ <==> \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ 始于陌生，爱无止境 [陌生,爱) <==> 始于陌生，爱无止境
如果说数学公式是数学家的浪漫，那么代码就是程序员的浪漫。
心中有梦，万物皆诗！看我们程序人用代码写出的诗篇可以有多美。
「没有你，我无法向世界问好」
来自网络。没有你，我甚至无法对世界说你好。
让我想起了一句英文情诗：
I am
not happy
beca se ....
// with...out u
「让你的每个程序都可以留下笑脸」
来自知乎。让你的程序都以微笑收尾吧。
「UNHANDLED LOVE」
来自网络。这首诗原名 「UNHANDLED LOVE」，无人接收的爱。扎心了，老铁。
「IMPORT SOUL」
来自网络。这首诗原名 「IMPORT SOUL」，幸福就是过好每一天。
「很久很久以前，…」
来自网络，注释是星球大战的梗。仿佛每个童话故事都要从「很久很久以前」讲起…
「都听你的」
来自网络。我们意见不一致的时候听她的，意见一致的时候听我的。
「Hello World」
Hello World 永远滴神。
「最萌宏定义」
来自网络。愿每一个C/C++人，都能被世界温柔以待。送你一个最温柔的宏定义。（或许只有C/C++程序员才能看的懂吧(；′⌒`)）
「假作真时真亦假」
我们的世界是真实的还是虚幻的？庄生晓梦迷蝴蝶是庄周梦蝶，亦或是蝶梦庄周？
当虚幻成为现实，现实当何去何从，当梦醒发现一切不过是黄粱一梦，你又是否会选择继续沉睡…（(￣ε(#￣)☆╰╮o(￣皿￣///) 正经点阿喂~ (￣ε(#￣)不好意思，戏过了）
注：以下宏展开后其实true依然表示真，false依然为假。
「嘤语言 & e语言」
来自github。老嘤语课代表了，我直接一拳一个嘤嘤怪。
同样来自github。居然有8.8k的start。嗯，( ｰ̀εｰ́ )我是不是也可以试着搞个喵语言，或者汪语言。
「面向StackOverflow编程」
来自知乎。这是只有程序员才能看懂的诗。
「Don’t drink and root」
来自互联网黑话热梗。有的程序员是面向谷歌编程，有的程序员是面向监狱编程。
警 告 ： 不 要 尝 试 ！ 不 要 尝 试 ！ 不 要 尝 试 ！ ！ ！ 警告：不要尝试！不要尝试！不要尝试！！！ 警告：不要尝试！不要尝试！不要尝试！！！
「您的权限不够」
来自知乎。懂得都懂，还是那句话 不 要 尝 试 ！ 不要尝试！ 不要尝试！ 。
「三行情书」
来自知乎。我对你的爱至死不渝，好的成全你（去死叭）。
不过，第三行应该有个bug，“shutdown not found” 你知道原因吗？
「最短的程序」
来自ioccc 1987年参赛的作品 biggar。如果你问我世界上最短的程序是什么，那么毫无疑问是biggar，它的功能是将从标准输入读取的字符写到标准输出上。
该程序代码只有一个字母，而为了实现该程序作者使用了一个复杂的编译命令行。
在一篇文章(文章链接)提到，该程序编译时进行了宏的展开，将原程序替换成如下形式：
「老二次元了」
来自ioccc 2012年参赛作品 omoikane 。一看就是老二次元了，作者用c语言代码描绘出一个动漫人物（别问我这是谁，因为我不知道(●’◡’●)）。程序的功能是对输入的数据加密。
注：类似的作品还有很多，都可以在https://www.ioccc.org/ 找到
「圣诞节的12天」
来自ioccc 1988年参赛作品 phillipps。作者使用了大量三目运算符，和main函数递归，程序功能是打印出一首歌的歌词。（想不到吧，我人都傻了）
歌词如下
O n t h e f i r s t d a y o f C h r i s t m a s m y t r u e l o v e g a v e t o m e a p a r t r i d g e i n a p e a r t r e e . O n t h e s e c o n d d a y o f C h r i s t m a s m y t r u e l o v e g a v e t o m e t w o t u r t l e d o v e s a n d a p a r t r i d g e i n a p e a r t r e e . O n t h e t h i r d d a y o f C h r i s t m a s m y t r u e l o v e g a v e t o m e t h r e e f r e n c h h e n s , t w o t u r t l e d o v e s a n d a p a r t r i d g e i n a p e a r t r e e . O n t h e f o u r t h d a y o f C h r i s t m a s m y t r u e l o v e g a v e t o m e f o u r c a l l i n g b i r d s , t h r e e f r e n c h h e n s , t w o t u r t l e d o v e s a n d a p a r t r i d g e i n a p e a r t r e e . O n t h e f i f t h d a y o f C h r i s t m a s m y t r u e l o v e g a v e t o m e f i v e g o l d r i n g s ; f o u r c a l l i n g b i r d s , t h r e e f r e n c h h e n s , t w o t u r t l e d o v e s a n d a p a r t r i d g e i n a p e a r t r e e . O n t h e s i x t h d a y o f C h r i s t m a s m y t r u e l o v e g a v e t o m e s i x g e e s e a − l a y i n g , f i v e g o l d r i n g s ; f o u r c a l l i n g b i r d s , t h r e e f r e n c h h e n s , t w o t u r t l e d o v e s a n d a p a r t r i d g e i n a p e a r t r e e . O n t h e s e v e n t h d a y o f C h r i s t m a s m y t r u e l o v e g a v e t o m e s e v e n s w a n s a − s w i m m i n g , s i x g e e s e a − l a y i n g , f i v e g o l d r i n g s ; f o u r c a l l i n g b i r d s , t h r e e f r e n c h h e n s , t w o t u r t l e d o v e s a n d a p a r t r i d g e i n a p e a r t r e e . O n t h e e i g h t h d a y o f C h r i s t m a s m y t r u e l o v e g a v e t o m e e i g h t m a i d s a − m i l k i n g , s e v e n s w a n s a − s w i m m i n g , s i x g e e s e a − l a y i n g , f i v e g o l d r i n g s ; f o u r c a l l i n g b i r d s , t h r e e f r e n c h h e n s , t w o t u r t l e d o v e s a n d a p a r t r i d g e i n a p e a r t r e e . O n t h e n i n t h d a y o f C h r i s t m a s m y t r u e l o v e g a v e t o m e n i n e l a d i e s d a n c i n g , e i g h t m a i d s a − m i l k i n g , s e v e n s w a n s a − s w i m m i n g , s i x g e e s e a − l a y i n g , f i v e g o l d r i n g s ; f o u r c a l l i n g b i r d s , t h r e e f r e n c h h e n s , t w o t u r t l e d o v e s a n d a p a r t r i d g e i n a p e a r t r e e . O n t h e t e n t h d a y o f C h r i s t m a s m y t r u e l o v e g a v e t o m e t e n l o r d s a − l e a p i n g , n i n e l a d i e s d a n c i n g , e i g h t m a i d s a − m i l k i n g , s e v e n s w a n s a − s w i m m i n g , s i x g e e s e a − l a y i n g , f i v e g o l d r i n g s ; f o u r c a l l i n g b i r d s , t h r e e f r e n c h h e n s , t w o t u r t l e d o v e s a n d a p a r t r i d g e i n a p e a r t r e e . O n t h e e l e v e n t h d a y o f C h r i s t m a s m y t r u e l o v e g a v e t o m e e l e v e n p i p e r s p i p i n g , t e n l o r d s a − l e a p i n g , n i n e l a d i e s d a n c i n g , e i g h t m a i d s a − m i l k i n g , s e v e n s w a n s a − s w i m m i n g , s i x g e e s e a − l a y i n g , f i v e g o l d r i n g s ; f o u r c a l l i n g b i r d s , t h r e e f r e n c h h e n s , t w o t u r t l e d o v e s a n d a p a r t r i d g e i n a p e a r t r e e . O n t h e t w e l f t h d a y o f C h r i s t m a s m y t r u e l o v e g a v e t o m e t w e l v e d r u m m e r s d r u m m i n g , e l e v e n p i p e r s p i p i n g , t e n l o r d s a − l e a p i n g , n i n e l a d i e s d a n c i n g , e i g h t m a i d s a − m i l k i n g , s e v e n s w a n s a − s w i m m i n g , s i x g e e s e a − l a y i n g , f i v e g o l d r i n g s ; f o u r c a l l i n g b i r d s , t h r e e f r e n c h h e n s , t w o t u r t l e d o v e s a n d a p a r t r i d g e i n a p e a r t r e e . = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = \begin{array}{l} On\ the\ first\ day\ of\ Christmas\ my\ true\ love\ gave\ to\ me\\ a\ partridge\ in\ a\ pear\ tree.\\ \\ On\ the\ second\ day\ of\ Christmas\ my\ true\ love\ gave\ to\ me\\ two\ turtle\ doves\\ and\ a\ partridge\ in\ a\ pear\ tree.\\ \\ On\ the\ third\ day\ of\ Christmas\ my\ true\ love\ gave\ to\ me\\ three\ 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swans\ a-swimming,\\ six\ geese\ a-laying,\ five\ gold\ rings;\\ four\ calling\ birds,\ three\ french\ hens,\ two\ turtle\ doves\\ and\ a\ partridge\ in\ a\ pear\ tree.\\ \\ On\ the\ twelfth\ day\ of\ Christmas\ my\ true\ love\ gave\ to\ me\\ twelve\ drummers\ drumming,\ eleven\ pipers\ piping,\ ten\ lords\ a-leaping,\\ nine\ ladies\ dancing,\ eight\ maids\ a-milking,\ seven\ swans\ a-swimming,\\ six\ geese\ a-laying,\ five\ gold\ rings;\\ four\ calling\ birds,\ three\ french\ hens,\ two\ turtle\ doves\\ and\ a\ partridge\ in\ a\ pear\ tree.\\ \\===================================================================== \end{array} On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to mea partridge in a pear tree.On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to metwo turtle dovesand a partridge in a pear tree.On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to methree french hens, two turtle dovesand a partridge in a pear tree.On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to mefour calling 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three french hens, two turtle dovesand a partridge in a pear tree.On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to meten lords a−leaping,nine ladies dancing, eight maids a−milking, seven swans a−swimming,six geese a−laying, five gold rings;four calling birds, three french hens, two turtle dovesand a partridge in a pear tree.On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to meeleven pipers piping, ten lords a−leaping,nine ladies dancing, eight maids a−milking, seven swans a−swimming,six geese a−laying, five gold rings;four calling birds, three french hens, two turtle dovesand a partridge in a pear tree.On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to metwelve drummers drumming, eleven pipers piping, ten lords a−leaping,nine ladies dancing, eight maids a−milking, seven swans a−swimming,six geese a−laying, five gold rings;four calling birds, three french hens, two turtle dovesand a partridge in a pear tree.=====================================================================