数据挖掘幽默（Data Mining Humor）

Data Mining Limericks

There once was a data miner
Who was quite the model designer
He used Naive Bayes with gumption
And even with the independence assumption
Managed to predict an attriter!

 

Data Mining Haiku

Curse Bonferroni
The harder I look for it
The less it is real

                  

“I’m a little surprised, with such extensive experience in predictive analysis, you should’ve known we wouldn’t hire you. ” 

 

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