(1) There's nothing to tell . It's just some guy I work with .
(2) There's gotta be something wrong with him .
(3) All right, Joey , be nice
(4) I don't want her to go through what I did with Carl .
(5) This is not even a date .
(6) Sounds like a date to me .
(7) in the middle of the cafeteria
(8) That one, I've never had .
(9) All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring .
(10) I don't know what to do, Everybody's looking at me .
(11) They weren't looking at you before?
(12) Finally, I figure I'd better answer it .
(13) Which is very, very weird, because she never calls me.
(14) This guy says, "Hello", I wanna kill myself .
(15) I feel like someone grabbed my small intestine, pulled it out of my mouth and tied it around my neck
(16) Let me get you some coffee .
(17) To hell with her. She left me!
(18) And you never knew she was a lesbian .
(19) Why does everyone keep fixating on that ?
(20) Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian .
(21) They seemed to take it well .
(22) So that hysterical call I got from a woman sobbing at 3 a.m .
(23) you're feeling a lot of pain right now .
(24) Can I tell you what the answer is ?
(25) See, but I don't want to be single, okay ?
(26) I just want to be married again .
(27) you're the only person I know in the city .
(28) I was kind of hoping that wouldn't be an issue .
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