[Quora] 如果有一枚核弹只剩几分钟就要爆炸了你会怎么做？

我简直要笑死了！

What should you do if you find a ticking nuke with only a few minutes left on the clock?

如果有一枚核弹只剩几分钟就要爆炸了你会怎么做？

原文地址：https://www.quora.com/What-should-you-do-if-you-find-a-ticking-nuke-with-only-a-few-minutes-left-on-the-clock

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Alice Tsymbarevich:

A joke I once read on some Russian site suggested something like this:
我曾经在一个俄罗斯网站上读到过这样的一个笑话：

"If you see a mushroom cloud growing and the nuclear explosion is about to hit you, the best you can do is run to the nearest wall and make a doggie shape with your hand so that the nuclear shadow that is left of you on that wall will give an example of a wonderfully optimistic attitude for the future generations."
“如果你看到蘑菇云正在升起，然后你即将被核爆炸击中，你能做的最好的事情就是找个最近的墙壁，然后利用你的双手将你自己的影子扮成一条狗的形状，这样你在受到核爆之后留在墙上的影子就会像一条小狗狗，于是就能给未来的子孙后代留下一个积极美好的印象。”

It's black humor but it's the only thing I would do, really.
这是个黑色幽默但那个时候我真的只会这么做。