我想静静，别问我静静是谁

Today, I got stopped at the bank by security for carrying a weapon and threatened to call the police. I had to prove my “metal stick” was not a weapon. I am partially paralyzed in one of my feet and have to walk with a cane. FML

前两天脚坏了，最近拄着根拐杖，此为前提，结果今天去银行的时候，银行保安不让我进，非得让老子证明我的拐杖不是武器，不然就报警。 FML

Today, the new security guard of my apartment building tackled me for "suspicious behavior" while I was taking a bag full of dirty kitty litter to the trash chute. He broke my arm and cause the trash bag to explode. When I got back from the hospital, I was fined for littering in the hallway. FML

心好累，作为一名优秀的铲屎官，老子今天去倒猫砂（你懂的，都是猫拉的屎），结果我们大楼一个新来的保安duang就把我给扑地上了（老子长得特像恐怖分子？），结果我的胳膊擦坏了，猫砂撒了一地。然而这不是重点，重点是等我从医院包扎好回来的时候，居然被物业罚款，理由是乱扔垃圾。。。FML

Today, same as every other day, I had to pick up around 8 spoons because my cats love to take them and drop them on the floor around my house so they can listen to the noise. FML

最近我们家猫不知道怎么了，突然喜欢听汤匙掉在地上的那种叮当乱响的声音，到目前为止我已经从我们家的客厅厨房和大门口分别找到8个汤匙了。FML

oday, I was studying when a tremendous crash of glass sounded from the other room. Was it a burglar? Nope. The cat had tried to jump from the kitchen table to the top of the cabinet, missed, and slammed into the cabinet's glass door. FML

在屋里看书呢，突然厨房咣的一声，我以为进贼了呢，结果去厨房一看我们家的猫一脸懵逼地躺在地上，丫想从吃饭的桌子上跳到碗柜上面去，结果直接撞到碗柜的门上了。FML

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