原创笑话一则，男人来自火星，女人来自金星

why men are from mars, women are from venus.

 Man: sorry,  

Woman: are you really sorry. 

Man: yeeess? 

Woman: what are you sorry for?

 Man: sorry that I made you mad. 

Woman: what?

 Man: err. you are not mad?

 Woman: of course I was ! 

Man : yes, I am sorry for that.

 Woman: but you need to analyze the situation and get to the bottom of it! 

Man(scratches his head): hmm, is it because that hairdresser didn't do a good job on your hair yesterday and you hated looking at yourself in the mirror (this is the longest sentence he ever said in years, after hearing the women in his life, the sisters , the mothers, the girlfriends babbling about it)... 

Woman: .. why don't you just die!

男人：对不起

女人：真的对不起嘛？

男人：是。。吧？

女人：错在哪里？

男人：错在不该惹你不开心

女人：什么？

男人：啊？ 你没有不开心?

女人：当然有了！

男人：那对不起啊。

女人（快被蠢哭）：但是你要深刻总结教训！

男人（抓抓头发，试图进行深刻分析）：是不是嗯。。 昨天那个美发师给你剪的头发你不喜欢，你现在一照镜子就心烦（这是他好不容易组织起来的，能说出的为数不多的这么长的一句，也是他听了姐姐们，妈妈们， 女朋友们不断唠叨下终于学会了的一个角度）。。？

女人（已卒）