【看美剧学英语】生活大爆炸209 多管闲事Sheldon

Leonard交了医生女友之后，Sheldon特别重视，觉得这是他唯一能看上的，于是努力撮合。他去找Penny让Penny别试图插足，又赖在他们约会不肯走拉着医生尬聊，连两人看电影都要跟着。

为了帮Leonard展现男子气概，他故意让Leonard帮自己开瓶，结果Leonard还真开不了，还弄伤了手去医院缝针，在医生面前大哭，十足的小男人。

Sheldon又偷偷改了Leonard的Facebook页面说已有女友，大家都觉得这太过分会把对方吓跑，结果对方也改了单身状态——这招成功了！

The statement stands for it self. 这应该是不言自明的

Sheldon也觉得Penny作为Leonard女友不可忍受

I think she's pretty safe. 我看她没什么好担心的

Penny说自己不会与那女友竞争

Fine, whatever works. 好 管用就行

Penny说可以通过想他来抑制

I stand corrected. 我错了

Sheldon当了灯泡还不自知 Leonard无语了

She doesn't mean it. She's just being nice. 她不是真觉得有趣 只是礼貌而已

Leonard决定戳破

Do you understand that this was supposed to be a date? 你到底知不知道这是一次约会

Leonard教他一些做人的礼节

I am really sorry about that. 真是太抱歉了

引来这么个烦人精 Leonard深感抱歉

My apologies, you've been sitting in it all along. 不好意思 你们一直都坐对了地方

Sheldon到各处发声测试后发现就是老地方最好

I'm going to make this very simple for you. 我简单说

Leonard准备直说了

I'm afraid I can't allow that. 恕难从命

Leonard叫他别干涉 他不干

I suppose I could spare a few minutes. 那就聊一会吧

Sheldon用送面包来想和Penny聊

I'm certain this will come as no surprise to you. 我知道你并不会惊讶

开启话题

In which, I believe I'm gaining remarkable fluency. 我看我用得越来越溜了

Sheldon用俚语

The issue remains. 问题仍未解决

Sheldon真心想帮Leonard维持住这个女友

That doesn't work at all. 一点都没用

Howard说香体喷雾没用（显然自己用过）

Would it work if I just punched you in the face? 那我给你脸一拳管用吗

Sheldon设计展示Leonard男子气概 Leonard只想揍他

Hang on a second. 稍等一下

Leonard怕缝针

I can't remember a time when you weren't talking. 你什么时候能安静一会

嫌弃他太唠叨

I don't want to hear another word out of you. 我一个字都不想听

被搅黄了的Leonard翻脸了