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恭喜了 Charlie 今天是个很特别的日子
Well, Charlie, today is a very special day.
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今天是你的一周岁生日
It's your first birthday!
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一家子都激动得要为你庆祝呢
The whole family's excited to celebrate.
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生日快乐 甜心
Happy Birthday, sweetie.
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我爱你哦 小宝贝
I love you, baby girl.
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你是最棒的哟
You're the best.
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我就是来等着吃蛋糕的
I'm just here for the cake.
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好吧 Duncan一家五人中有四个比较激动
Well, four out of the five Duncans are excited.
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好啦 谁想送给Charlie她人生的第一份生日礼物
Okay, who wants to give Charlie her first present?
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哦 我来 我来
Oh, I do, I do!
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看来PJ想要第一个表现哦
I think p.J. Wants to go first.
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你还记得你以前说过她需要有件睡衣吗
Okay, you know how you said she needed something to sleep in?
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看这个
Well...
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看到没 PJ版的睡衣呀
Get it? P.J.'s pjs.
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-很酷吧 老爸 - 呃 是不错
- Pretty cool, huh, dad?- Yeah, they're great.
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你能喜欢真是太好了 因为其实那家店是有二合一套餐的
I'm glad you like them--because there was a two-for-one deal...
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提前恭祝你今年生日快乐了 老爸
Happy early birthday, dad.
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小伙子 这礼物还真难转送出去
Boy, those are gonna be tough to regift.
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到你了 Gabe
Your turn, Gabe.
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就在桌上那个棕色袋子里头
It's in the brown bag on the table.
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喔唷 你的包装还真不错啊
Oooh, nice presentation.
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《死吧 僵尸 去死》
"Die, Zombies, Die"?
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咋啦 打僵尸要从娃娃抓起
Hey, you're never too young to learn how to kill zombies.
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好啦 下一个还是瞧我的
Okay, I'm next.
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好吧 让我们来瞧瞧这里头有啥
All right, let's see what we have here.
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好漂亮呀
So pretty.
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哦 宝贝
Oh, baby.
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Teddy 这可真贴心
Teddy, that is so sweet.
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是吧 至少这不是《死吧 僵尸 去死》
Well, it's no "Die, Zombies, Die."
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哎呀 这不是Charlie出生那天我们拍的照片吗
Hey, that's the picture we took the day Charlie was born.
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那天可真够乱套的 不是吗
What a crazy day, huh?
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一开始一点也不乱套啊
It didn't start out that way.
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我还记得是多么兴奋地带着你这小快活球到处跑呢
I remember how excited I was to be carrying my little bundle of joy.
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噢哟 我真等不及要把这玩意儿弄出去了
Oh, I can't wait to get this thing out of here!
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你听见了没 快出去
You heard her-- get out.
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她说的是肚子里的婴儿啦 对吗 妈妈
She's talking about the baby. Right, mom?
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哇塞 这是啥怪味儿
Whoa, what is that smell?
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我怀孕了 我会胀气 你该习惯了
I'm pregnant. I have gas. Deal with it.
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不 不是那个 比那还糟呢
No, not that. It's worse.
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确实如此 其实这怪味就来自于你的午餐
No, actually that smell is coming from your lunch.
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老爸又为你们今天的钓鱼旅行做了他的经典鸡蛋沙拉
Dad made his famous egg salad for your fishing trip today.
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鸡蛋莎拉 晕 连鱼都不想吃那玩意儿
Egg salad? Even the fish hate the smell of that.
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而且那味道还跟鱼是一样的呢
And they smell like fish.
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嘿 P.J 你准备好出去找点乐子了吗
Hey, p.J., you ready to go have some fun?
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我是想啊 可我这不是得跟你去钓鱼吗
Yeah, but I have to go fishing with you.
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哦 老爸 你能捎我去学校吗
Oh, hey, dad, can you drop me off at school?
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Ivy和我今天想去搞我们那个儿童剧场的事儿
Ivy and I are doing our children's theater thing today
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- 我们要穿演戏的服装呢 - 当然可以
- And we need to get into costumes. - Sure.
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哦 Gabe啊 要是你没事做也可以来看我们表演哦
Oh, and, Gabe, if you're not doing anything you can come see it.
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我自己写的哦 知道不 是一则很有趣的寓言故事
I wrote it, you know? It's a delightful fable
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故事说的是啊 一群来自不同世界的人们
About people from different worlds
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克服了他们彼此的差异从而成为了朋友
Who overcome their differences and become friends.
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哇
Wow...
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听你一说 我倒觉得去钓鱼反而有趣起来了
You actually made the fishing trip sound fun.
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生活搞得一团糟
Today's all burnt toast
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就要迟到 爸爸在叫
running late, and dad jokes
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我左脚的鞋子有没有人看到
Has anybody seen my left shoe
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我闭上双眼 咬口早餐
I close my eyes, take a bite
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跳上车子 放声大笑
Grab a ride, laugh out loud
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发现鞋子被扔在了屋顶上
There it is up on the roof
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我也曾这样生活 我已经顺利走过
I've been there, I've survived
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所以听取我的建议
So just take my advice
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宝贝 不要放弃
Hang in there, baby,
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世界有很多疯狂无奈
Things are crazy
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可是我知道你会有美好未来
But I know your future is bright
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宝贝 不要放弃
Hang in there, Baby
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不要怀疑
There is no maybe
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一切终会如你所愿
Eveything turns out all right
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生活有悲有喜
Sure life is up and down
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可是请相信我 坚持就有好结果
But trust me, it comes back all around
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你会喜欢将来的你
You're gonna love who you turn out to be
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宝贝 不要放弃
Hang in there, Baby
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查莉成长日记 第一季第八集
Good Luck Charlie S01E08 Charlie is 1
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再来一点好了
A little more.
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为了好运气再加最后一点
And one for good luck.
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噢哟 噢哟
Oh oh!
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不会吧 你至少也让我吃完这盘威化饼干啊
Really? Can't you at least wait until I finish my waffle?
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好吧 我们照您的指示来
Okay, we'll do it your way.
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Bob亲爱的 时候到了 宝宝要生出来了
Bob, honey, it's time. The baby's coming.
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啥 你预产期不是在三个星期之后嘛
What?! You're not due for another three weeks.
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我正在湖当中啊
I'm in the middle of the lake.
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你能不能先冷静下来
Would you please just calm down?
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我都已经生过三个了 第四个当然也没问题
I've done this three times already. I can do it a fourth.
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还有啊 我要给你说清楚 绝对不要第五个了
And just so we're clear, there will not be a fifth.
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PJ 我们得赶快去医院
PJ, we've got to get to the hospital.
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- 哦别别别 你不能站在独木舟上 - 为什么不行啊
- No no no, you can't stand up in the canoe. - Why not?
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因为啊
Becau--
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你好 我是Amy Duncan
Hi, um, this is Amy Duncan.
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我想找Singh医生
I'm calling for Dr. Singh.
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是的 请您转告他 我现在有分娩阵痛了
Yes, could you please let him know that I have gone into labor?
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希望和他在医院会面
And to meet me at the hospital?
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好的 非常感谢 再见
Okay, thank you very much. Bye-bye.
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好吧 看来我们要赤着脚去了
Okay, we're gonna do this barefoot.
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咱们去生孩子吧
Let's go have a baby.
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妈妈
Mom!
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喂
Hello?
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有人在家吗
Is anyone home?
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嘿嘿 那就没人告诉我不能做这种事啦
Then no one can tell me not to do this.
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嗯
Mmm!
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好吃啊
Mmm.
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行啦 就算是我弄翻了小船
Okay, I tipped over the boat.
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你还要我说几次对不起啊
How many times can I say I'm sorry?
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我们要开四十五英里路去医院 有的是时间让你道歉
We've got a 45-mile drive to the hospital, I guess we'll find out.
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- 那是一头熊吗 -跑到卡车里去了 它是怎么钻进去的啊
- Is that a bear? - In the truck? How'd he get in there?
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我可不知道 儿子 你自己去问它好了
I don't know, son. Why don't you ask him?
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- 我们怎么把它弄出来呢 - 还是别惹它的好
- How do we get him out? - We don't.
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它是熊老大 它说了算
He's the bear. He makes the decisions.
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老爸 你是灭害专家耶 你应该能搞定的
Dad, you're an exterminator. You should deal with this.
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我是可以 只要它再瘦六百磅 并且能合上一个捕鼠器的尺寸
I will-- when he loses 600 lbs and fits in a mousetrap.
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那我们现在怎么去医院啊
How are we gonna get to the hospital?
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走着去 来吧 我们赶紧走
Start walking. Come on, let's go.
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不是吧 它把所有的鸡蛋沙拉三明治都吃光了
Oh, man! He ate all the egg salad sandwiches.
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哦 猛啊 我爱熊老大
Oh, yes! I love that bear.
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哟 很好嘛 今年提早过万圣节啊
Oh, good, Halloween's come early this year.
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你是要扮的谁啊
Who are you two supposed to be?
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我是弗兰肯斯坦 她是格雷特
I'm Frankenstein and she's Gretel.
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我们是要表演我自己写的剧本来着
It's for a play I wrote.
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我看不懂
I don't get it.
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观众们也没看懂
Neither did the audience.
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你胡说什么呢 才不是呢 孩子们可喜欢了
What are you talking about? No, the kids loved it.
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你那扁脑袋是脑壳坏掉了吧
Are you out of your flat head?
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表演就是一场灾难啊
It was a disaster.
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那他们干嘛要鼓掌啊
Then why were they cheering?
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那是欢送我们提早离场呢
Because we had to leave early.
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我们是来找Amy Duncan的
We're here to see Amy Duncan.
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就在那里面呢
Right in there.
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当汉塞(格雷塔的弟弟)和德库拉(吸血鬼)来的时候
When Hansel and Dracula get here
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我会放他们进去的
I'll send them in.
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- 好啊 妈妈 - 好啊 科学怪人
- Hey, mom. - Hi, Frankenstein.
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好啊
Hi--
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我看到这顶假发时也是一样的反应啊
I had the same reaction when I saw this wig.
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是一阵痉挛
Contraction.
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- 你还好吗 - 棒极了
- Are you okay? - Super, great.
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好得不能再好了 我的小鸭子们都排成一行了
Couldn't be better. All my ducks are in a row
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所有事都有条不紊
And everything's under control.
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那Gabe在哪儿呢
So where's Gabe?
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我看我是丢下了一只小鸭子在家里啊
I guess I left one of my ducks at home.
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什么 Gabe独自呆在家啊
Wait, Gabe's home alone?
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这可不是好事儿
Oh, that is not good.
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Gabe 你没事吗
Gabe, you okay?
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我觉得好极了
I'm awesome!
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嘿 快看哪
Hey, check it out.
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喂 喂 有人吗
Hey hey, anybody here?
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老爸 你要做什么
Dad, what are you doing?
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PJ 我们必须赶快去医院
P.J. , we've got to get to the hospital.
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我来看看能不能把这些玩意用电线发动
I'm just gonna see if I can hotwire one of these things.
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哎呀 老爸
Uh, dad!
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你想偷我们的摩托车么
You trying to steal our bikes?
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不是要偷 是用线发动
Not steal-- hotwire.
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别 听我说啊 凡事三思啊 你们可能会后悔的
No, look look look, before you do something you might regret,
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我真的有一个好理由的
There is a perfectly good explanation.
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我倒想听听看
And I'd love to hear it...
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就在我把你抽筋扒皮之后
Right after I gut you like a fish.
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你要用你的大砍刀还是要巨砍刀
You want your big knife or your really big knife?
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随便拿一个
Surprise me.
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哟 Charlie真的很爱她的生日蛋糕呢
Boy, Charlie's really loving her birthday cake.
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我就说啊 是不是老可爱了
I know. Isn't it adorable?
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她这样就是可爱 我这样做就是不对
When she does it it's adorable. When I do it it's wrong.
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那是因为当时我们是在饭店里 而且你吃的是别人的蛋糕
And that's because we were at a restaurant and it wasn't your cake.
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行了 我们还是继续说之前的故事啊
Come on, let's get back to the story.
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那些摩托车手们有没有把你抽筋扒皮啊
Did the bikers gut you like a fish?
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- 你不是也在场的么 - 哦 对
- You were there. - Oh, right.
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好吧 说回来 车手们很强大
All right, anyway, bikers were coming on strong,
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我就必须显示更强大
I had to come back stronger.
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请别伤害我们 别伤害我们
Please don't hurt us. Please don't hurt us.
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你倒是给我找个好理由啊
Give us one good reason why we shouldn't.
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因为那会很疼的啊
Because it would hurt.
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听着听着听着 你们不明白
Look look look, you don't understand.
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我老婆要生了 而我们那卡车里有头熊
My wife is having a baby and there's a bear in our truck.
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所以我才想借俩摩托
That's why I'm trying to borrow the bike.
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我可不能错过自己孩子的出生啊
I can't-- I can't miss the birth of my child.
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好感人啊
That's beautiful.
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我们得帮帮这些人赶到医院去
We gotta help these people get to the hospital.
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自从他开始刺绣后就好久没这样感性了
He hasn't been the same since he took up needlepoint.
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哦 谢谢 太感谢你们这样帮忙了
Oh, thank you. Thank you so much for helping us out.
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说到这个 我叫Bob 这是我儿子PJ
By the way, I'm Bob. This is my son P.J.
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我们是疯狗和Francis
We're mad dog and Francis.
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很高兴认识你 疯狗
Good to meet you, mad dog.
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我是Francis 她才是疯狗
I'm Francis. She's mad dog.
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我的真名叫雪莉 但如果你敢那么叫的话
My real name's Shirley. If you call me that...
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你就会把我们抽筋扒皮吗
You'll gut him like a fish?
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你小子挺识相的
You catch on real fast.
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D太太 你能不能小点声啊
Mrs. D., can you keep it down a little bit?
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我在抢演唱会的票呢
I'm trying to win concert tickets.
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他在哪儿啊 我要开始害怕了
Where is he? I'm starting to get worried.
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好了 妈妈 别紧张 我相信爸爸很快就到了
Okay, mom, relax. I'm sure dad's going to be here soon.
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你爸 谁管你爸啊
Dad?! Who cares about dad?
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我是说Singh医生
I'm talking about Dr. Singh.
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他接生了我所有的孩子
He's delivered all my children.
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小姐 没有他在 我才不要生这个宝宝呢
And, lady, I am not having this baby without him.
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科学怪物 咱俩能不能去谈一谈
Frankenstein, can I talk to you a minute?
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好的
Yep.
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- Singh医生不在这儿 - 还没来吗
- Dr. Singh's not here. - Not yet?
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不会来了 他请了私假 今天是他儿子的生日
Not at all. He's taking a personal day. It's his son's birthday.
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你的意思是他根本不会来吗
So you mean he's not gonna be here.
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听着 我知道你那脑子里还住着别人
Look, I know you have someone else's brain inside your head,
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（科学怪物的分裂思维故事）
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那让我来慢慢地给你讲清楚吧
So I'm gonna tell it to you slowly.
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Singh 不 来 了
Singh not coming.
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- 没什么事吧 - 一切都正常
- Is everything okay? - Everything's great.
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就是有一点小问题
Just one tiny glitch.
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- Singh医生不来啦 - 啊
- Dr. Singh's not coming. - Oh.
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好吧 也行
All right, fine.
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- 那你觉得无所谓吗 - 当然了
- So you're okay with this? - Of course.
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说真的 妈妈 那可太好了 因为我还担心
Serious, mom, that's awesome, because I thought--
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- 妈妈你干什么呢 - 回家啊
- What are you doing? - Going home.
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等明天Singh医生来了 我们再来生孩子
We'll just do this tomorrow when Dr. Singh can be here.
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我觉得事情没你想的那么美 D太太
I don't think that's how it works, Mrs. D.
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得了吧 宝宝在我肚子里呆了九个月了
Oh, come on, the baby's been in here nine months,
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它可以再等等的
It can wait another day.
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Ivy亲爱的 做个甜姐儿把我的脚塞到鞋子里吧
Ivy honey, be a dear and jam that shoe onto my foot.
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呃 妈妈 请你回到床上去
Um, mom, please get back in bed.
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没有Singh医生 我就不生
I am not gonna have this baby without Dr. Singh.
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好的好的 那我们去把他找来就是
Okay okay, then we'll go get him.
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- 你真的要去吗 - 我们会去的
- You will? - We will.
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哦 那可真贴心
Oh, that's so nice.
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好了 我们快跑吧 格雷特
All right, let's roll, Gretel.
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这下好了 又要有更多人看到我这副样子了
Oh good, more people get to see me.
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哦耶
Yeehaw!
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新纪录啊
New record!
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Gabe 我是Dabney太太 快开门
Gabe, it's Mrs. Dabney. Open up.
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我不应该给陌生人开门
I'm not supposed to open the door to strangers.
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我倒是指望我们互不认识呢 快让我进去
I wish we were strangers. Let me in.
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这儿发生了什么事啊
What is going on in here?
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是我一生中最美好的日子
Just the best day of my life.
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派对结束 你姐姐打电话来 叫我领你去医院
Party's over. Your sister called and asked me to bring you to the hospital.
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不要
No way.
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我才不要大老远去就为瞧个呆宝宝
I'm not going just to see some stupid baby
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我根本想都不想要它出生呢
Who I don't even want anyway.
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我算是明白了 给我坐下
I see what's going on. Have a seat.
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我来给你讲个故事
I'm gonna tell you a story.
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我四岁的时候 小妹妹出生了
When I was four, I got a baby sister.
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刚看她第一眼 我就恨那姑娘
Hated that girl from the first minute I laid eyes on her.
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我拉过她的头发
I used to pull her hair
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不停的叫她名字把她整哭
And call her names and tease her till she cried.
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我们就这么长大了 恶性循环下来
But we grew up and one thing led to another
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过了这么多年后 我还是和她处不来
And after all these years I still can't stand her.
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你这样说怎么可能让我觉得好过
How is that supposed to make me feel better?
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我又没说要让你觉得好过
I didn't say it was going to make you feel better.
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我只说要给你讲个故事
I said I was going to tell you a story.
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现在把那头盔脱下来 开路走
Now take that helmet off and let's go.
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你的脑袋是怎么回事
What did you do to your head?
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我自己剃了个头呀
Gave myself a haircut.
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你喜欢这发型吗
You like it?
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我希望有证据证明那是我来之前就发生的
I want it documented that that happened before I got here.
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别别别别 不要 喂 喂
Wait wait wait wait, no, hey hey.
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好了 时间到
All right, time out.
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Singh医生
Dr. Singh?
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哎呀 来的真及时 我正
Oh, it's about time. I--
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等一下 我预订的是蝙蝠侠
Wait a minute. I ordered Batman.
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不是科学怪人和 金发森林女吗
Not Frankenstein and... Goldilocks?
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猜得挺接近了
Close enough.
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不是的 我们不是为你的派对来的 你给我接生过的呀
No, we're not here for the party. You delivered me.
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我要是接生过科学怪物 那绝对忘不了
I think I would have remembered that.
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我是Teddy呀 Amy Duncan的女儿 她现在正要生孩子
I'm Teddy, Amy Duncan's daughter. She's about to give birth
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- 需要您赶紧去医院 - 我走不开
- And needs you at the hospital. - I can't leave.
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我得留在这儿享受我儿子的生日呢
I have to stay here and enjoy my son's birthday.
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谁扔的 是不是你啊 Tyler
Who threw that? Was it you, Tyler?
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还是另外一个Tyler呢
Or the other Tyler?
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不不不不不
No no no no no.
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别别别
No no no.
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我们来做个交易吧 怎么样
How about we make a deal, okay?
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若您能去医院照看我妈妈
If you go to the hospital and take care of my mom,
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那我们就留下来娱乐这些孩子们
Then we'll stay here and entertain the kids.
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我们怎么可能做得到
And how are we gonna do that?
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给他们表演我的小话剧啊
We'll do my play for them.
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这是一个有趣的寓言故事 说的是从不同世界来的人们
Oh, it's a delightful fable about people from different worlds
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克服了彼此的差异 最终成为了朋友
Who overcome their differences and become friends.
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给你两个拇指 祝你们好运
I give it two thumbs up. Good luck.
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嘿 孩子们 有谁想看小话剧啊
Hey, kids, who wants to see a play, huh?
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呃 看来Tyler投了赞成票
That is a yes from Tyler.
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听着
Hey!
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要是格雷塔被球打中了
If Gretel gets hit with a football,
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这个派对上就要少一个Tyler了
There's gonna be one less Tyler at this party.
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有好戏看了
This should be good.
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我们刚才骑摩托跟着一辆大卡车上飞驰四十迈过来的
We just drove 40 miles behind a truck
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那车上装满了活鸡
Loaded with live chickens on motorcycles.
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鸡不是在摩托车上 摩托是我们骑的
The chickens weren't on motorcycles. We were.
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- 你们一定是Duncan家的 - 你怎么会知道
- You must be the Duncans. - How'd you know that?
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瞎猜的 进去吧
Wild guess. In there.
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哦 多谢载我们过来 我们自己进去就可以了
Oh, uh, thanks for dropping us off. We can handle it from here.
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哦 我们还不能走 我俩对这事儿也投入了好多感情呢
Oh, we can't leave now. We're emotionally invested.
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再说我还想快速地冲个澡
And I need to grab a quick shower.
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她是说真的
She's not kidding.
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我真不敢相信你竟然敢在我车上吐
I can't believe you threw up in my car.
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那你还指望什么
What did you expect?
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午饭我就吃了两大罐子糖霜
For lunch I ate two cans of frosting.
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我们找Amy Duncan
We're looking for Amy Duncan.
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我们认识Duncan家的人
We know the Duncans.
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交给你们了
Good enough for me.
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- 我喜欢你的发型 - 谢谢哈
- I like your hair. - Thanks.
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我喜欢你那伤疤
I like your scar.
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您好 请问这个姜饼小屋里有人在吗
Hello, is anyone home in this gingerbread house?
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科学怪人
Frankenstein?
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你在德国和瑞士人的地方做什么啊
What are you doing in German Switzerland?
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我想要朋友
Me want friend.
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但是像你这样的大怪物
But how can a big monster like you
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怎么可能和我这样甜美的小农家姑娘做朋友呢
Be friends with a sweet little peasant girl like me?
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可以的哟 如果你们相信
It's possible. If you believe
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我俩能成为朋友 就拍拍手吧
We can be friends, clap hands.
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来拍拍手
Clap hands!
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像这样
Like this!
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T 放弃吧
T, give it up.
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你在干什么 快照剧本念
What are you doing? Stick to the script.
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看看他们吧 又蠢又无聊 我们还是别干了
Look at them. They're bored silly. Let's just stop.
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不能停 科学怪还没得到爱的鼓励让他感动得哭呢
No, we can't. Frankenstein hasn't found the courage to cry yet.
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不好意思 小弗弗 格雷塔现在要做主了
Sorry, Frankie, Gretel's taking over.
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看哪 孩子们 谁想来玩往科学怪身上钉尾巴的游戏啊
Hey, kids, who wants to play pin the tail on the Frankenstein?
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我要 我要 我要
Me me me!
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这是我们儿子猪仔的照片
That's a picture of our son Hog.
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他的名字叫猪仔
His name's Hog?
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本来是的 但他现在改成叫凯文了
It was. He changed it to Kevin.
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那小子真让人失望
The boy's been a real disappointment.
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- 他是犯了罪还是怎么着 -比那更糟
- Is he like a criminal or something? - Worse.
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他成了营销副总裁
Vice president of marketing.
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- 第一个孩子吗 - 很明显看的出来 是吧
- First baby? - That obvious, huh?
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嘿 我也经历过的
Hey, I've been there.
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- 你吗 - 哦 对呀
- You have? - Oh yeah.
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- 这都是我第三次坐在这儿等啦 - 哇
- This is my third time sitting in these chairs. - Wow.
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要是不冒昧问句
If you don't mind my asking,
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- 你第一次的时候几岁啊 - 两岁
- How old were you the first time? - Two.
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- 妈妈生了没 - 还没
- Has mom given birth yet? - Nope.
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- 喂 Teddy姐 - 你那头发是怎么回事
- Hey, Teddy. - What happened to your hair?
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我正在用柔顺调理啊
I'm conditioning.
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你就是Teddy
You're Teddy?
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和Gabe小弟形容的一模一样
You're exactly like Gabe described you.
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嘿 孩子们 都过来 想让你们见个人
Hey, kids, come on. There's somebody I want you to meet.
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嗨
Hi.
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进来吧 都进来
Come in, come in.
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大家都来跟你们新诞生的小妹妹问好吧
Say hello to your new baby sister, everybody.
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她的名字是Charlotte 你想抱抱她吗 Teddy
Her name is Charlotte. Do you want to hold her, Teddy?
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- 我可以吗 - 当然了
- Can I? - Of course.
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她真漂亮
She's beautiful.
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你好啊
Hi there.
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很高兴认识你哦
Nice to meet you.
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还有我平常不是这幅模样的
And I don't usually look like this.
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真不敢相信我有了一个小妹妹
I can't believe I have a baby sister.
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请您给我们照张全家福好吗
Would you mind taking a picture?
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谢谢
Thank you.
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- 宝宝名叫什么啊 - Charlotte
- What's the baby's name? - Charlotte.
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- 妈妈 我们可以叫她Charlie吗 - Charlie啊
- Mama, can we call her Charlie? - Charlie!
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我喜欢这名字
Oh, I love it.
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瞧瞧你们这一家子哟
Quite a family you got there.
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祝你好运吧 Charlie
Good luck, Charlie.
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甜心 我很喜欢这个礼物
Sweetie, I just love this present.
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谢谢你 妈妈
Oh, thanks, mom.
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不过公平的说 是因为PJ和Gabe把标准大大降低了
But to be fair, P.J. And Gabe set the bar pretty low.
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- 乱讲 - 行了
- What?! - Hey.
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惊喜吧
Surprise.
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哦 疯狗 Francis
Oh, mad dog, Francis,
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快请进
Come on in.
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你们怎么会来啦
What are you guys doing here?
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给我们的教女带礼物来啊
We have a birthday present for our goddaughter.
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骑士婴儿装
A baby biker vest.
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咱们给她穿上试试
Let's try it on.
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真可爱 我好喜欢呀
That's so cute. I love it.
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你让他们给宝宝做教父母了
Did you ask them to be the godparents?
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当然没有了
Of course not.
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那你得去跟他们说 他们不是教父教母
Then you have to tell them that they are not the godparents.
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不用了 谢谢
No thank you.
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好吧 那我去
Fine, I'll do it.
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打扰下 我有事想跟你们说
Excuse me. There's something I have to tell you.
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哎呀 欢迎加入我们一家
Oh, welcome to the family.
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大家 快看哪
Guys, check it out.
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- 噢哟 - 小可爱
- Ohhh! - Cutie.
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我觉得我一定听到了什么声音
I know I heard something.
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我想是从厨房传来的
I think it's coming from the kitchen.
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好吧 你等在这儿
Okay, you wait here.
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或者躲回楼上去
Or I could hide upstairs.
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你是来找鸡蛋沙拉的吧
You're here for the egg salad, aren't you?
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好吧 坐下好了
Okay, sit down.
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你把我的卡车开回来了吗
You bring back my truck?
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是不是加满了油的
Full tank of gas?
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这都不懂 你是山顶洞人吗
What, were you raised in a cave?