陪伴大家12年之久的《生活大爆炸》最终集已完结，意味着又有一群熟悉的人要离开我们的生活，伤感之余，来回忆一下《生活大爆炸》那些经典台词吧。
If I could,I would,but I can’t,I shan’t
纠结不是我想停就能停
Perhaps we can assign a color to lonely.
Nothing rhymes with orange.It’s probably lonely.
没准我们可以找个颜色来代表孤独，
橙色和什么都不押韵，没准橙色也觉得挺孤独的。
They say at the end of your life, you regret the stuff you didn't do more than the stuff that you did.
别人都说，人到了暮年，比起自己干过的事，会更后悔没有干过一些事情。
New topic: Women, delightfully mysterious or bat crap crazy?
新话题:女人们，讨人喜爱的迷女还是令人厌恶的八婆?
Point of order As you're in distress, it would be customary for me to offer you
a hot beverage. But, I'm a guest in your home, so it would be customary for you
to offer me a beverage. How do you want to proceed, via a via beverages
按照程序。因为你不开心，按照例我该给你倒杯热饮。但我是你的客人，按照惯例你该给
抜倒杯饮料。你想要怎么来面对面互倒饮料呀?
I am a man of science, not someone snuggle bunny
我是个搞科研的人，不是某人的抱抱免。
There s a bird outside the window, and he won go away. That is the hell that
is going on
窗外面有只鸟，死活不青走。弄得跟人间炼狱似的
The need to find another human being to share one's life with, has always puzzled me. Maybe because I'm so interesting all by myself. With that being said, may you find as much happiness with each other as I find on my own.
人穷尽一生追寻另一个人类共度一生的事，我一直无法理解。或许我自己太有意思，无需他人陪伴。所以，我祝你们在对方身上得到的快乐与我给自己的一样多。
Live long and prosper.
愿曲终人不散。
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