笑话4则：不会讲笑话的人，英语可能不太好

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Teacher: Who answers my next question, can go home.

One boy throws his bag out the window.

Teacher: Who just threw that?

Boy: Me and I’m going home now.

老师：谁回答我的下一个问题，可以回家。

一个男孩把他的书包扔出窗外。

老师：谁扔的？

男孩：我，我现在回家了。

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Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first robber said, "I hear sirens. Jump!"

The secondone: the 13th floor?The first one screamed back, "This is no time to be superstitious!"

两个盗贼在一家旅馆偷东西。第一个说：“我听到警报响了，快跳吧！”

第二个说：“但是我们现在在第13层啊！”

第一个尖叫着回敬他：“都什么时候了，还这么迷信！”

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The newlyweds entered the elevator of their Miami Beach hotel.

The operator, a magnificent blonde, looked at them in surprise and said, "Why, hello, Teddy, how are you?"

When the couple reached their room, the piqued1 bride demanded: "Who was that woman?!"

"Take it easy, honey,"

said the groom2, "I'm going to have trouble enough explaining you to her."

一对新婚夫妇走进位于迈阿密海滩旅馆的电梯。

电梯操作员是一个漂亮的金发碧眼的美女，看到他们十分惊奇，她说：“嗨，Teddy,你好吗？”

夫妇俩到了他们自己的房间，愤怒的新娘要求丈夫做出解释：“那女人是谁？！”

“冷静点，宝贝，”

新郎说：“我得对她解释你是谁，这已经足够烦死我了。”

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One day a father was teaching his son and said, "The keys to your success are keeping your word and cleverness.Once you give somebody a promise, you must carry it out>

"What is cleverness? asked his son.

"Cleverness is that you'll never make such a promise, " the father answered.

一天，父亲教育儿子说：“一个人成功的关键就是严守诺言和足够聪明。一旦你给了别人承诺，无论发生什么事，你都得实现它，这个就叫‘守诺言’。”

儿子问：“那么什么是聪明呢？”

父亲回答：“聪明就是任何时候都别做这样的承诺。”