I lived next door to a nice married couple
They seemed very much in love
Until the night someone heard gunshots and the police were called
They said one of those nice people had been murdered
I asked my mother how something like that could happen
All she said was:marriage is harder than it looks
Year later, a rich couple moved into that same house
I always thought they seemed happy
Until the police came back,and I saw the body
The rumor was one of the rich people had killed the other
I asked myfinaceewhat she thought had happened
All she said was,death is cheaper than divorce
Last year another couple came to live in the house next door
They were young and seemed to have so much to live for
But sadly,I heard the sirens one more time
I arrived at the crime scene to have my worst fears confirmed
I turned to my wife and said,another love story has ended in murder.
I can't believe it.
My wife looked at me and said -I can
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That's looks delicious
You know,you're starting to become one of my regulars
What is this,your second time this week?
I'm afraid I don't have much to occupy my days
Being a lonely widow in a new town
Shelia ,you never told me that your husband died,I'm so sorry.
Don't be It's happens.Do you have afella?
Of course you do.
You're so pretty,What's his name?
I can't,not here,It's kind of a complicated situation
I understand
Understand what?
Clearly, you're dating a married man
How did you know that
You used the word"complicated " what else could it mean?
Please don't tell anyone,I'm not proud of it
Of course you're not
Don't worry, I can keep a secreat
I do have one question
Has your married man ever told you
Why he feels the need to cheat?
My husband had an affair
But he died before I could find out why
naturally ,I'm curious
I'm sure it was a completely different situation
Or maybe it was exactly the same,Who knows?
Has Rob said anything?
Not really,No
I assume it's just the obvious: he was bored with his wife
check please
You know how housewives can be
They forget that their husbands need more than hot meals and clean socks
Men want excitement and passion
Lots of women just forget to put in that kind of an effort
They don't change their hair
They always wear the same dowdy clothes
Can I get you anything else?
You've already given me more than enough tochewon
How long have u been here?
About an hour or so,How are you feeling?
You know ,it's funny
You attempt suicide with a bottle of sleeping pills
Or when you finally wake up.theysedateyou
God,what were you thinking?
Look I was ashamed of the pain I had caused.
And you thought your death would cause me less pain
It's was stupid and selfish,I'm sorry
Well,just tell me you won't try it again
I won't try and kill myself again
The doctors say you can go home this afternoon
Well,that's your call.not theirs
Can I came home?
Well,I've thought about ,it I still want a divorce
But there's no need to rush things
You can stay at the house,and then after a while,we'll separate
Amicably、 charmingly
I want people to envy our divorce the same way they envied our marriage
God forbid our friends should ever pity you
Our friends don't feel pity,onlyschadenfreude
And when would we separate
Oh,sometime in July
After your daughter's wedding
We've been planning all year to make sure every detail is perfect
And whyupstageher?
exactly ,you love Amy as much as I do
You wouldn't want to ruin her special day with a divorce
Or scandal
Of course not
But with what I've spent on this wedding
I had to make sure
You don't need to wait me
And you're recovering from atraumaticevent
I'm not worried about Duke anymore
He stopped texting me
So，what's his deal?
He was always accusing me of cheating on him
Of course,I was
But I would have appreciated a little trust但希望能得到一点信任
Did Duke know about you two?
Sure yeah,Mostly because of how we met
How did u meet?
You never told him the story?
Well,we don't usually share stories about our playmates
Share,just this once
I was sellinglingerieat agent provocateur
Solid opening scene,Go on
Well,I was there to buy a few bras
Red Iace
The kind I like
So,I was in the fitting room taking my top off
When thezippergets caught in my hair
So she sticks her head out and is all
Can u come in here for a sec?
What are you doing?
You had your eyes closed.
Yeah,I'm just trying to picture it
Don't,it'spervy
So, what happed after you helped my wife out of her sweater
He asked in a non-pervy way
We did it right there in the fitting room
Six in a fitting room
Bravo,That was justbravo
And I am so gonna close my eyes later
Anyway,that was six months ago
And we’re still together
Uh,you told me that you met Jade just a few weeks ago
I’m pretty sure I said “months”
You absolutely did not
Well,I obviously I made a mistake
Who wants dessert?
I got fortune cookies,Actually,I was hoping we could jump in the hottub
If it’s okay with you guys
I don’t know-yeah,you know what?
I’m not really in the mood for cookies
Why don’t I run down to that pie shop you like
Pick up somepecan
You guys,get in the hot tub
Have a nice littlesoakuntil I get back
That sounds amazing
Doesn't that sounds amazing ?
Yeah.you don't mind?
Not at all
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Honey,I'm home
Where are u?
I'm right here,darling.
I've missed you
Is dinner ready?
I've had a hell of day
I'm gonna to fix myself a drink
Let me know when food's on the table
So you had a rough day?
The worst
My best engineer quit today
My secretary called in sick,and on top of all that,
I took my boss'sbriefcasehome by mistake
I hope your day was better than mine
Well,now that you ask.
I had a lovely day
I bought a new dress
Did u?
That the dress?-It is
What do you think?-it's nice-Just nice
It cost a whole week's allowance
Why would u spend that much on a dress?
I wanted to look pretty .for u
What's wrong? I don't understand
It has been years since I bought a new dress
And I got my nails done,and I got a new hairdo
How could u not notice?
Well,to be honest,I never notice stuff like that
Why not?-cause when I look at you,I don't see clothes or hair
I just see you the girl I married
Is that so?
Yeah,I don't expect u to bechicorstylish
You're my wife
I just need you to be the same old Beth.an
What the hell?
If you're not going to notice what's I'm wearing
Why should I bother to wear anything at all? 我为什么要费心穿任何东西呢?
You want to see the same old Beth?
Fine,Here she is in all herglory.
Why is your boss here?
He probably came to get his briefcase
Could u give me a moment before you open the door?
definitely -没问题
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I would prefer you call me Mrs.Grove
At least in public
My mom asked me to bring you these get-wellmuffins.
Oh.that was nice of her-yeah,not really
She just wanted me to find out what happened to Mr.Grove
Well,you know what happened,And I'm not telling her
So I guess it's kind of waste of muffins
But I can still carry them in the house for you if you'd like
No,thank you
Tommy,that kiss we shared was sweet, but it was not adownpayment
Look,if you don't find me attractive ,then just say so
I find youalarminglyattractive
But there are other considerations
Like what?
Your mother is my best friend
So it would be an absolutebetrayalto sleep with her child
I'm not a child.I've grown up,I've learned some things
Like how to take care of a woman's needs
Just give me a chance to show you the man that I've become
That was a lovely speech,Tommy
Next time try it without theskateboard
God Isn't this magical
Well,it's certainly nice
You have no idea the kinds of places I grew up in
When I was kid ,I thought that houses like this only existed onTV
You never talk about your childhood
Yeah,Yeah，that's cause it wasshitty
It was justbouncingbetweenfosterhomes with parents who only saw me as another check from government
But you make me feel like I'm worth something
So ,that's really magical
I guess it is
Ooh,that's hot
I was on my way tobakery,and I remembered we still have that pie in the fridge
I'm sodumb
You're also naked.why?
Am I the only one?
Oh,gosh,that's awkward.
Well ,of course,there are two ways to fix this situation
I could put on a suit
Inside...now
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Oh,there we go ,steady
It's very kind of you to help me like this
Shall we begin?
How many men have I bean with?
Karl,please I just had lunch
You're not curious
Not in theslightest
And if this arrangement is going to work
You can't bring up topics that will upset me
We need to talk about this,if we're to have any sort ofapprochement
We have been married for 10 years
You can't say we haven't been happy
No ,I cannot
I’m glad you know the truth
Now we can deal with it
Come to some sort of understanding,and maybe we could be happy again
Darling,I’m not ready to discuss this yet
I’ve moved your things into the guest room
I don’ t want anyone to know that we’re staying in separate beds
Especially not my daughter
I felt a little chilly
I wanted to get my cashmere throw
Oh,well,I’ll get if for you
Sit down,Thank you
Don’t be silly
You’re very kind,darling
You son of a bitch
You said you swallowed the whole bottle
How many did you really take?two? three?
Theypumpedmy stomach
I'm not paying for that
Not when a goodburpwould have saved you
And where's youcane?
Please understanding,I was trying to prove I love you
By faking a suicide attempt?
You don't respond to small gestures!
I'm going to work out
If you and your things are not out of this house by the time I get home
I will call the police
Where am I supposed to go?
I don't care
Well,maybe I will go to Naomi's
Yes,she has a guest room
Maybe she'll ply me withliquorand get me tospillall myluridsecrets
And why would you do that
You are the one who kept your sex life hidden
I was married
If you kick me to thecurb
I'll have no reason-not to come out
And then you,my love,will be anotherGrace Belknap
Are you threatening me
Yes,her husband ran off with theircapenter,I believe
Oh,your friends were socatty
I am fighting for our future happiness
By blackmailing me
What do you think you're doing?
What do you mean?
You own swimtrunks,ELi,multiple pairs
So why did Jade and I just get a face full of ass
Well,I'll tell you why.
You thought if you left Jade and I alone to get comfortable
We'd get a little loose, a littlefrisky,and then you could just slide right in
And the three of us would fuck the night way
That may have been on my wish list,yes
Solid plan,not gonna happen
But what if it did?
I mean think about it
We like sex with each other
We like sex with hot women
It's one of the reasons we work as a couple
We've got so much in common
That's fine for us
But what about Jade?
I'm pretty sure she's into me
The other day,she was going on and on about how much she liked my movie
I like The Shining,That doesn't mean I want to fuck Stephen King.
Okay,all right,well ,if you're not sure that she'd be into it
Ask her,No it'd be weird
Weird how?
Like,I don't know if she's thatadventurous
She fucked you in a fitting room
Okay,It would be weird for us
We've never done anything like this before
No,it's doesn't have to be a big deal
We've already got an open marriage
Why can't it be open to Jade?
I'll ask her for a three-way.
Will that shut u up?
I think you know it will
Okay,but we won't pressure her
I will take her aside,I will ask respectfully
If she says no,
You two coming or what?
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His boss saw yourtits?
Don't make it sound worse than it was
I'm not sure I could
I was so angry
I changed my whole look
Rob did not even notice
Here's my twocents,all right?
Spend them wisely.
Rob isn't cheating on you because you don't wear at latest styles form Paris
What do you mean?
What am I ,yourbodyguard?
Hit him back
So what I mean is,
How is your love life
Are u doing everything you can to keep him interested?
Sometimes old dogs need new tricks
I was a virgin on my wedding night
I only know what Rob was willing to teach me.
There's a book that you should read.
These are dirty pictures
They'reillustrations
They're scientific
Why do you have this?
There was a time that Leo and I felt our love life needed a littlezing
And you actually do these things
That's how we got Benny
That's not for beginners
Let's go back a few chapters
We like to do that in the shower
You've done that to Leo?
And you really think Rob will like these things?
I won't feel humiliated after?
Sex is how women gain power over men.
And there is nothing humiliating about that.
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Jumping jacks
Simone,I've never seen you work out sofiercely
I begain to wonder if maybe you're upset about something
Not at all,just burning off the muffins you sent
And everything's fine?
Why do you ask?
Wanda left the mostcrypticmessage on my answering machine
Before she left forrehab
Sheintimatedthat you and Karl were having some sort ofmaritalproblems
You don't have to pretend.Not with me,I wasn't surprised
I've known for some time about Karl'sindiscretions
I don't know what you've heard
I did't hear,I saw with my own eyes
What exactly did you see?
I was picking up my dry cleaning one day,and there was his car
Parked across the street at someseedymotel
So you know everything
I mean,I couldn't tell you who the woman was,but
I wanted to catch him in the act,but I couldn't just stand there all day waiting for him and hisfloozyto come out
So you have no idea who he was with?
I really do have to go.
The important thing is that you finally know the truth
How long ago did this happen?
You knew my husband was cheating for two years and you said nothing?
Wives always say they'd want to know if their husbands were cheating
But they never forgive the person who tells them
But you're my best friend
I'm so glad we had this talk
You still want to make love to me?
I'm free today at 4:00
Where should we go?
You're a man now, figure it out
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You're home early
I have a business dinner.
I wanted to come home and shower first
another business dinner
You've had a lot of those lately
Duty calls职责所在
Oh before we get in there, got any Jade tips for me
You know, dos and don'ts
Stuff she likes, stuff she doesn't
Oh,you know that thing you do to me?
With your tongue?-The circle thing
Don't do that
You don't think she'd like that?
Because I've never liked it
Copy that,Good tip
I want to try something I read in a book
I think you'll like it
I have to concentrate
Hold still
Seriously ,honey,that kind of hurts
I'll go slower
You really don't have to
I can't believe that just happened
Well,It did
I must have done something really good in a past life,like maybe I was Jesus or.....
That guy that curedpolio
What was his name?
Yeah,that's right
Yeah,it's all about you guys now.
So what can I do to help?
I'm open to suggestion
Can you just give us a minute?
Yeah,we're both very close
I'm gonna get some pie
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You look nice.
I have thecatering vanall afternoon
Oh,celver idea switching cars
Where are we going?
What do you mean?
We are here
You can't be serious
You want to make love to me in a catering van?
Thefutonis brand-new,and so are the sheets
Well,technically,they'retablecloths
There's no way I'm getting into your mobile sexden
For God's sake
Then come inside
So ,what do you think?
You like the candle?
It'ssandalwood
All I can smell inpastrami
Oh,yeah,We catered abrisyesterday
I can't do this
I even got us music
I don't care if you hired the Budapest string Quartet
I'm not fucking you in a van
Look,I know you were probably hoping for a nice hotel
But I can't afford that.I'm sorry
Don't be(别),I needed to remember this is a bad idea,Thank you
Wait-wait,so you're just leaving
You've always been a good kid
And you're becoming a good friend
but let's not let a sillyimpulseruin that,Okay?
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What will you tell the doctor?
The truth
I was cut toshredsmoments after my wife turned into a Frenchwhore
There's no need to be rude
Well,I'll be more pleasant once I've stopped bleedingprofusely
For God's sake,What were you thinking?
I wanted to surprise you
Well,next time bake a cake
I got the idea from a sex manual
It said men like that sort of thing
Well,men on shore leave,perhaps,
Well, I had to do something
I feel you pulling away from me
That's not true,
It is,It absolutely is
It's work,I've beenpreoccupied
No，It's more than that
You are unhappy
I see it
Everyday, you get up, you go yo work, you come home ,you eat dinner
You put on smile for my benefit你敷衍地对我笑
and then you go to sleep
That's what your life is.
And it's empty
Because of what we've suffered.
Please don't talk about that
We've tried not talking about it
And it doesn't help
You're drowning in the routine of your existence(你快被你的日常生活淹没了)
I know because I'm drowning alongside you
But maybe if we help each other
We can survive
I wish I was a better man
You are a fine man
I've made choices I'm not proud of
Like what?
The doctor will see you now
I'll be back soon
I'm glad we had this little talk
That was fun,huh?
I mean ,I knew sex was cool
Because I'm not a virgin
but my limited experience with the girls on thedrillteam did not prepare me for that
Are you sure?because you seem upset.
I now realize what I've bean missing for
God,such a very long time
Not for years
I told myself it's marriage,Passion fades
That's what happens when you get old.
You're not old
You're a goddess
Well,the temple's been closed for quite some time
For reminding me that I'm still alive
You want to do it again
Yes,what day's good for you?
No,I meant now
You can go again already?
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I got to hand it to you,
That was some kind of fun
Oh,I'm so glad we went there
It was absolutely
Hey,you don't get a lot of I-told-you-sos with me,babe
Don't waste this one
Are you sulking
What up,Cause you don't look like a manwho just had his lifelong dream fulfilled
I need to ask you something
You in love with her?
I knew it,six months
That should have been my first clue
I think you're jumping to conclusions here
I saw the way that you looked at her
When? I was there in the doorway
You two were holding each other and
I can't remember the last time you looked at me like that
Honey,This isn't about me
This is about you
Don't do that
You've been insecure lately because of your career
Are you in love with her?
Really,Because that look?
Look,I admit ,she's more than just another hookup
And I should have told you about her a long time ago
But my love story is with you. And it always will be
I guess I have been feeling a little insecure lately.
And when you guys didn't come downstairs
I'm sorry about that,truly
Are we good?-yeah,we are good
I thought we were having pie
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Where have you been?you committed adultery,Karl.
That means you're no longerentitledto keeptabson my life
Fire enough
Did you go to the gym?
I don't know,You seem,uh,energized
Do I ?
Yes,Have youembarkedon a new exerciseregimen?
As a matter of fact,I have
And I plan on working out as often as I can
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Well,I should get going
To my dinner meeting
You've just gotten back from the hospital
I feel fine, surely whomever you're meeting with has already left.
I called the restaurant
They are still there
ROb,please don't go
This has been an awkward night
I really do think you and I need some time together
I need to make an appearance我需要露面
They must be important clients
Don't wait up