01、我哪里不好你告诉我，我马上把你删掉。
What's wrong with me? Tell me,I'll delete you right away.
02、真的经常被自己蠢哭，又舍不得揍自己。
I'm always crying because I'm stupid,I don't want to beat myself.
03、满脑子的智慧，硬生生地撑大了我的脸。
I'm always crying because I'm stupid,I don't want to beat myself. Full of wisdom,It's a big face.
04、我爸开法拉利，我妈开保时捷，我开玩笑。
My dad drives a Ferrari,My mom drives a Porsche,I'm kidding.
05、跟我混吧，有我一碗饭吃，就有你一个碗洗。
Hang out with me,I have a bowl of rice to eat,You have a bowl to wash.
06、希望大家对自己好点，能怪自己男朋友就别怪自己。
I hope you can treat yourself better,If you can blame your boyfriend, don't blame yourself.
07、大家好，我是一只螃蟹，我的钳子没了，我没钳了。
Hello, everyone. I'm a crab,I don't have my pliers. I don't have them.
08、
我们不合适，你适合更好的，而不是我这种最好的。
We don't fit,You're for the better,Not the best of my kind.
09、晚上的我觉得自己了不起，早上的我觉得自己起不了。
In the evening, I feel great,I don't think I can get up in the morning.
10、有些人就是不知足，已经有双下巴了，还想要双眼皮。
Some people are just not satisfied,I've got a double chin,And double eyelids.
11、谢谢大家的生日红包，因为没有收到，就不一一感谢了。
Thank you for your birthday red envelope,Because I didn't receive it,I won't thank you one by one.
12、我每晚都对自己说熬夜会死，事实证明我是真的不怕死。
I told myself every night that I would die if I stayed up late,It turns out that I'm really not afraid of death.
13、这世上出人意料的事有很多，比如，你以为我会举个例子。
There are many unexpected things in this world,For example, you think I'll give you an example.
14、要记住，无论我们疏远成什么样，一个红包都能回到最初。
Remember,No matter how distant we may be,A red envelope can go back to the beginning.
15、玩王者真的可以变年轻啊，要不然他们怎么会说我是小学生。
Playing king can really make you younger,How else would they say I was a pupil.
16、我从来不相信什么一见钟情，只是在照镜子的时候有些动摇。
I never believed in love at first sight,It's just a little shaky when I look in the mirror.
17、虽然大家嘴巴上说我不好看，但人心隔肚皮，我也不能太当真。
Although people say I'm not good-looking,But I can't take it seriously.
18、我长这么好看，完全归功于我的父母，是他们给了我这张胡说八道的嘴。
I look so good,I owe it all to my parents,They gave me this nonsense mouth.